Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[rocker_oz33]

SUV drivers are the bane of my existence.

Ohhhh Ranger rover people some of the worst out there.

 

[Gough]

SUV drivers are the bane of my existence.

They're like driving a car in your lounge room. Give me a Mini that you can change up to third on a good sized bend any day.

 

[rocker_oz33]

They're like driving a car in your lounge room. Give me a Mini that you can change up to third on a good sized bend any day.

I would kill for a mini panel van ..
Maybe not really kill....

 

[Off The Couch]

I sometimes wonder what photo of me would be used on the news in the event of my untimely death. They better pick a good one.

You make a good point: good-looking people who die suddenly get a lot more air time than the rest. There was one particular pedestrian in Adelaide who was killed by a car under controversial circumstances. That story would never have attracted that much attention if the victim was an average-looking middle-aged man rather than an attractive girl. It's human nature, but it's bad.

I hate having my photo taken and it shows. They would be hard pressed to find a decent picture - I’d be squinting, looking the other way, frowning - I’m just not comfortable in front of a lens

 

[Richard Pryor]

The owners of My local post office are amazing - it’s the distribution process that is the isissue

I believe deliveries are outsourced to contractors, so variability in quality is massive between areas and auspost itself doesn't have much influence. Kpis don't differentiate between delivering the "sorry we missed you" and actually delivering a package so contractors are essentially penalised for actually trying to deliver items.

 

[raskolnikov]

Muppets on Facebook ssying things about Gout Gout, like "He isn't Australian". He was born here FFS.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Muppets on Facebook ssying things about Gout Gout, like "He isn't Australian". He was born here FFS.

So many disgusting comments on every post about Gout Gout.

 

[Pistol Night]

So many disgusting comments on every post about Gout Gout.

I really struggle to see how anyone could find a negative with this story but trust Facebook to find a way. Im pumped we could be looking at an Australian Olympic sprinting champion. Kid is a Bolt clone

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I have three parcels for collection and they've all been taken to different post offices hahaha fml

 

[cats_09]

Muppets on Facebook ssying things about Gout Gout, like "He isn't Australian". He was born here FFS.

I haven't read the comments on FB, but wouldn't be surprised if those on Twitter are worse

Can see the "maga" influence with the overtness of racism on display, including comments of "we'll change the constitution to deport those who were born here"

 

[troybe]

So many disgusting comments on every post about Gout Gout.

It’s Guot Guot they misspelled his name

 

[Pistol Night]

I have three parcels for collection and they've all been taken to different post offices hahaha fml

Australia Post creating their own pointless, annoying version of The Amazing Race

 

[Ghost Patrol]

I have three parcels for collection and they've all been taken to different post offices hahaha fml

Sign up for a free parcel locker. They is good.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I really struggle to see how anyone could find a negative with this story but trust Facebook to find a way. Im pumped we could be looking at an Australian Olympic sprinting champion. Kid is a Bolt clone

Love react is for the last bit obvs. He's a ripper!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Sign up for a free parcel locker. They is good.

I did that last year but they only give 48 hours for pick up and sometimes that is a pain in my ass

 

[Gough]

Love react is for the last bit obvs. He's a ripper!

There's still a bit of growth to come too I think. Compared to other sprinters he looks a bit like the scrawny draftee in his first preseason

 

[JHF1870]

These unoriginal sheep on Insta who

Post a comment with "see more"
Post a comment enraging people only to post a second comment immediately after with the opposite.
Comments like "brick by brick"

Every time someone benches with an arch especially if its a woman some dudes gotta exert his expert opinion

 

[Neese]

These unoriginal sheep on Insta who

Post a comment with "see more"
Post a comment enraging people only to post a second comment immediately after with the opposite.
Comments like "brick by brick"

Every time someone benches with an arch especially if its a woman some dudes gotta exert his expert opinion

Translation please for the oldies who don't understand a word of that

 

[Pistol Night]

Translation please for the oldies who don't understand a word of that

"These young flogs are trying to scam me i reckon"

"This chick need tighter shorts and a closer camera shot so i can do yoga accurately"

 

[JHF1870]

Translation please for the oldies who don't understand a word of that

Basically people making certain comments because theyre in vogue. Then you see them over and over again because people think theyre cool

"It all started in 1977.......see more"

 

[Pistol Night]

Basically people making certain comments because theyre in vogue. Then you see them over and over again because people think theyre cool

"It all started in 1977.......see more"

Did “nice melt” get a mention?

 

[Scotland]

'We tried to deliver your parcel'.

At 9am on a Sunday? Really?

 

[MP_]

I would kill for a mini panel van ..
Maybe not really kill....

Gemini panel van would be cool, I’d love a Subaru brumby

 

[rocker_oz33]

Gemini panel van would be cool, I’d love a Subaru brumby

We can at least dream.

I would need something big enough to put all my dogs in . Woof.

 

[Xtreme]

Haven't taken a dump since this morning. But I've been farting several times an hour all day.