Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[MP_]

Oh c'mon Makka Pakka? Upsy Daisy?

Confession; Sometimes after a blokes night out with ahh substance I'd watch it before I went to bed.

The show was trippy enough without any substance abuse

 

[eddiesmith]

My kids still listen to the "one...TWO..." with a stern look on my face. God help me if I ever get to 5, don't know what I'll do.

7 year old nephew can’t be told anything anymore, doesn’t care, can’t even bribe him.

12 year old nephew has autism and when you try counting he’d grab your hand and say no, no more counting.

 

[peternorth]

Lay in bed. Room dark but a sliver of light from the street light. Had a feeling something on the wall in the corner. turned on the torch and a white tail spider be crawling with decent speed. Grabbed a tissue box and smashed it. It feel to the ground in its back, legs curled in surrender. Gave it another smash. Happy.

Today i went back to the scene of the crime. no spider.

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Lay in bed. Room dark but a sliver of light from the street light. Had a feeling something on the wall in the corner. turned on the torch and a white tail spider be crawling with decent speed. Grabbed a tissue box and smashed it. It feel to the ground in its back, legs curled in surrender. Gave it another smash. Happy.

Today i went back to the scene of the crime. no spider.

The bigger one you didn't see came down and took him away. His hunger is now satiated, but soon he will return....

 

[Pistol Night]

Lay in bed. Room dark but a sliver of light from the street light. Had a feeling something on the wall in the corner. turned on the torch and a white tail spider be crawling with decent speed. Grabbed a tissue box and smashed it. It feel to the ground in its back, legs curled in surrender. Gave it another smash. Happy.

Today i went back to the scene of the crime. no spider.

Next up could be this

 

[peternorth]

The bigger one you didn't see came down and took him away. His hunger is now satiated, but soon he will return....

at least someones happy

 

[seaweed]

The tv arrived today. With a damaged side and the screen is coming away. Because of course

 

[Foxx]

The tv arrived today. With a damaged side and the screen is coming away. Because of course

Free replacement?

 

[Foxx]

Middle of summer wearing a singlet, and you get people saying "ah getting the guns out".
Yet they don't think anything of someone who doesn't have muscle tone wearing a singlet. Bizarre.

 

[Quivorir]

Not so subtle brag.

 

[the_interloper]

I'm going back quite a few years but if you want your kids to watch something to chill out.............."In the Night Garden".....none other narrated by Bilbo Baggins himself (Ian Holm). You will not know nor understand what the **** is going on but damn it is a sight to behold.

I remember sitting down watching it and honestly thought I'd been into Gough cigarettes.

I recall this show when my son was younger, can confirm it's trippy as ****

 

[Pistol Night]

Not so subtle brag.

Like when ya bloody wallet won’t fold in half because of all these stupid 50s in it

 

[GreyCrow]

1st World Problem - no humble brag

Sliced the top of my thumb and index finger cutting tomatos

Now due to 2 bandaids I cant use biometric log in - thumb - and using the index finger isnt recognised either

Switching hands and putting in pin is a pain

 

[the_interloper]

Middle of summer wearing a singlet, and you get people saying "ah getting the guns out".
Yet they don't think anything of someone who doesn't have muscle tone wearing a singlet. Bizarre.

I've always been a singlet wearer, no one said anything when I was as fat as a house, once I got into decent-ish nick (humble brag Quivorir ) I did get accused of this as well.

 

[cats_09]

1st World Problem - no humble brag

Sliced the top of my thumb and index finger cutting tomatos

Now due to 2 bandaids I cant use biometric log in - thumb - and using the index finger isnt recognised either

Switching hands and putting in pin is a pain

Yep - I had that issue at a previous job where we the finger scanner to punch in & out, but as I originally was only meant to be a temp (spent nearly 3 years there) they only scanned one finger for me

When I had a bandaid on that finger, it meant trying to get in a couple of minutes early to get access to a computer and do it online

 

[Beerfish]

1st World Problem - no humble brag

Sliced the top of my thumb and index finger cutting tomatos

Now due to 2 bandaids I cant use biometric log in - thumb - and using the index finger isnt recognised either

Switching hands and putting in pin is a pain

Enjoy your ban(d aids).

 

[Foxx]

I've always been a singlet wearer, no one said anything when I was as fat as a house, once I got into decent-ish nick (humble brag Quivorir ) I did get accused of this as well.

I guess it's a compliment, but it kind of makes you feel like your being a show pony, even though you're not. And being no different than anybody else wearing one (whos out of shape), because it's hot out.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

1st World Problem - no humble brag

Sliced the top of my thumb and index finger cutting tomatos

Now due to 2 bandaids I cant use biometric log in - thumb - and using the index finger isnt recognised either

Switching hands and putting in pin is a pain

After years of fingerprints (which decided whether they would work or not) and PIN on my phone, last year I got rid of the lot. I’m FREE!

 

[Plugger35]

I recall this show when my son was younger, can confirm it's trippy as ****

I watched it too when I was babysitting my nephew, I thought the Teletubbies was weird until I watched In The Night Garden.

I tried to get him interested in more normal little kids shows like Sesame Street like I used to watch but he never really got into it

That being said, Sesame Street isn't as good as I remember, it's more woke now and as we all know if you go woke you go broke.

 

[Pistol Night]

I'm going back quite a few years but if you want your kids to watch something to chill out.............."In the Night Garden".....none other narrated by Bilbo Baggins himself (Ian Holm). You will not know nor understand what the **** is going on but damn it is a sight to behold.

I remember sitting down watching it and honestly thought I'd been into Gough cigarettes.

Imagine actually smoking some devils lettuce and having a Night Garden binge.

 

[MP_]

Lay in bed. Room dark but a sliver of light from the street light. Had a feeling something on the wall in the corner. turned on the torch and a white tail spider be crawling with decent speed. Grabbed a tissue box and smashed it. It feel to the ground in its back, legs curled in surrender. Gave it another smash. Happy.

Today i went back to the scene of the crime. no spider.

I had a red back on my hand today and it resulted in brown marks on underpants

 

[Pistol Night]

I had a red back on my hand today and it resulted in brown marks on underpants

Very rare that they'll bite you. Pretty chill for a spider

 

[MP_]

Imagine actually smoking some devils lettuce and having a Night Garden binge.

Have never heard the term Devils lettuce, and have consumed a lot in my younger years tooo.

 

[seaweed]

Free replacement?

Damn straight

 

[MP_]

Very rare that they'll bite you. Pretty chill for a spider

Still gives you the icks when one is on you and you have a bit of a spider fear. You seen those red headed mouse spiders?? Serious nasty looking buggers