this is where we're really at....

[HodgeISgod]

My July Assessment of Hawthorn Hawks 2010
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A Premiership for the Hawks in 2010
is beyond our ability and reach
in the last month we have seen nothing
except for a few lucky breaks
we should have beaten the Cats and Saints
but in the end, this wasnt good enough for us
we should have settled for an unlikely finals appearance
after such a bad start to the year
2008 was a flash in the pan
we have disproved the theory stating that
we are in for a golden era
it's looking very likely that
other teams will overtake us with their talented youth
all our critics are hoping
that this is the end of our success
there is no truth to the rumours and belief
that we will be a force for years to come
be afraid, this is just the beginning and goes to show
our list is overrated: see Franklin, Rioli, Hodge
Take no notice of those that say
"We're a happy team at Hawthorn"

 

[Changa10]

Seriously, what drives dills like you? Who could be bothered. Chow!

 

[Neville Bartos]

When you're unable to trust the "automatic return key" function that was installed on computers back in the 80s, your opinion is usually ignored. This is no exception.

So, how awesome is my man Chubbs? I really hope he comes in this week at the expense of someone. He can use most of Port Adelaide's slow backline as a step ladder!

 

[Johnny_Segment]

Have another look Roddy, all is not as it seems. Actually quite clever.

 

[Johnny_Segment]

Read it again people, before you turn this thread upside down.

 

[HodgeISgod]

Have another look Roddy, all is not as it seems. Actually quite clever.

Looks like Johnny_Segment gets the biscuits!

 

[Roddy27]

Have another look Roddy, all is not as it seems. Actually

Yeah it is... I'm in a bad mood. I unreservedly apologize to the poster and for over reacting...

 

[Cynic]

Damn. I fall in the "Is it a bird? A plane? No it's the point flying over my head" group .

 

[Great 2008]

Very well done!

 

[TylerDurden]

Very clever.

 

[kick and pray]

My new morning mantra (while standing on my head)

 

[HodgeISgod]

Have another look Roddy, all is not as it seems. Actually

Yeah it is... I'm in a bad mood. I unreservedly apologize to the poster and for over reacting...

No need for an apology, in fact, you shouldnt have removed your post, I was waiting to sit back and enjoy the flames before the penny dropped!

 

[Neville Bartos]

Well done! I also feel much stupid

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

I like a lot, but I don't understand how you can create something like that.

Is there a term for a piece like that, which can be read either way?

 

[Roddy27]

Have another look Roddy, all is not as it seems. Actually

No need for an apology, in fact, you shouldnt have removed your post, I was waiting to sit back and enjoy the flames before the penny dropped!

It required removing... I don't usually post with such vehement anger- and just because I am feeling like crap doesn't excuse me being short sighted... As Johnny segment said don't let the thread get turned upside down... Cheers

 

[HodgeISgod]

I like a lot, but I don't understand how you can create something like that.

Is there a term for a piece like that, which can be read either way?

im not sure but there most likely is a name. It was kinda weird to right, was almost liking playing pong with wordpad, reading every sentence up and down with each new line.

I saw one a while back that some young kid submitted in a contest, its on youtube somewhere, thought it was very clever.

if it doesnt have a name, i think i'll call it the
"so dam busy and work that I figure the best way to get through it all is to ignore it and do something else"

.....although might have to shorten that

 

[Boyler_Room]

Damn. I fall in the "Is it a bird? A plane? No it's the point flying over my head" group .

Try reading it upwards.

Awesome post, very clever.

 

[kick and pray]

I like a lot, but I don't understand how you can create something like that.

Is there a term for a piece like that, which can be read either way?

"Coalition Policies"

 

[Off The Couch]

Nothing drives someone to go that extra mile more than being told they can't do something. I love the fact that teams, bookies, media are all looking over their shoulder when they had all written them off.

 

[MC_9]

haha great post, very clever.

 

[shotta]

one of the best things i have ever seen on BF.

Well done.

 

[Hungry Hawk]

Here, Here.

 

[Arkadia]

Bravo!!!!!!!!!! "Eseguito con abilita"

I love Mensa (cryptic) word games........... you my friend, are a true word detective.

Brilliante, Excellente, Exquisito, Magnifico............Well done, Clever, Fantastic

Oh! by the way, i totally agree........

 

[Buddy Guy]

Holy $hit i was just about to unleash hell on the OP now i am trying to figure out how i can have that as my sig

Absolutely brilliant

 

[macdaddio]

If posters want to wast time with dribble then why not use that extra time they have and come and finish of my back yard...




Ps. I know the Op was having a joke, but I still need my back yard finished..