Media TiFmedia Publishing Inc Presents... The Sweet FA Colouring Book

[TheInjuryFactory]

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Sweet FA can be a pretty stressful place. The cut and thrust and monotony of the weekly grind of match threads, keeping up with Sweet FA related competitions demanding your time, energy and attention. Voting in your club BnF every single week without relent to satisfy your increasingly demanding Captain(s).

Add to that the pressure to contribute to media and interact with it at the expense of quality time with your favourite sock, celebrate your teammate's faux milestones and make sure you unwaveringly post enough posts a week to qualify for awards if the Sim gods should look so kindly upon you to work in your favour.

And that's all without then making things even worse for yourself by perhaps foolhardily committing to joining your club's LG, or becoming just gullible enough to think there's some kind of pay off sure to arrive by assuming the captaincy. Or even worse, willingly become your club's committee room rep...

There's been an increased focus on wellbeing and mindfulness in recent years, and for your typical Sweet FA enjoyer it could not have come a minute too soon. One emerging technique for stress relief amongst similar demographics to those frequenting the Sweet FA, has been the advent of Adult colouring in. Its' proven to reduce stress and anxiety by relaxing the amygdala, the part of the brain that controls fear of being caught riding a moped. It can also help you focus on the present moment and let go of judgments and expectations in a match thread or when trying to explain the Sweet FA to your friends or family at your cousin's engagement party.

Another purpose for colouring in as we know is mindlessly entertaining children. And what better way to avoid parenting and quietly indoctrinate your kids with Sweet FA lore and affiliation at an early age!! Hell, we all know the league is struggling with attrition and could use the recruits, and just think of how much fun we could have arguing over the technicalities of the father/son rules in front of our kids on an online discussion forum?

Well wait no more, because we here at TiFmedia Publishing Inc have just the answer you've been waiting for!!

COMING SOON to a bookstore near you...

The Sweet FA Colouring Book
RRP $29.95 ClarkeMonies

 

[Pamcake1]

FYI



Introducing Pantone Color of the Year 2025: PANTONE 17-1230 Mocha Mousse.️
An evocative soft brown that transports our senses into the pleasure and deliciousness it inspires as the Pantone Color of the Year selection for 2025.
A warming rich brown hue, PANTONE 17-1230 Mocha Mousse nurtures with its suggestion of the delectable quality of cacao, chocolate and coffee, appealing to our desire for comfort.

 

[Braklet]

FYI

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Introducing Pantone Color of the Year 2025: PANTONE 17-1230 Mocha Mousse.️
An evocative soft brown that transports our senses into the pleasure and deliciousness it inspires as the Pantone Color of the Year selection for 2025.
A warming rich brown hue, PANTONE 17-1230 Mocha Mousse nurtures with its suggestion of the delectable quality of cacao, chocolate and coffee, appealing to our desire for comfort.

Food that looks the same before/after the human alimentary tract is... curious.

 

[Jabba73]

One emerging technique for stress relief amongst similar demographics to those frequenting the Sweet FA, has been the advent of Adult colouring in. ​

Will this get past the censor?

 

[Pugsley]

Just keep within the lines.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Just keep within the lines.

Always.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Club Logos

Of course we have all 13 current Official Sweet FA clubs, so you can create your own masterpiece of your favourite club's logo!! Every wanted to know what Gumby looks like as green? Well wonder no longer with the Sweet FA Colouring Book!!

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[Cadsky]

I'd give this to my kids but honestly I'm still trying to colour in the lines so I'm gonna use it for colouring practice myself.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Club Logos (cont'd)

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[grumbleguts]

Colour this:

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Colour this:
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Is that a new expansion bid logo?

I foresee a club named the 'bras with an anagram of it's mascot's close relatives being 'Hores' becoming problematic.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Sweet FA Players

We've got your favourite Sweet FA players covered as we feature players from right across the Sweet FA landscape. Onto tentacle stuff? We got you. Tears from a grown man tickle your special place? We've got you too. Or perhaps feathers are your thing? That's right, we've even got a player for you!

All this and more in the Sweet FA Colouring Book!!

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GWS Goose okeydoke7 BLUEALLTHRU Braklet Gralin Tigerturbulance

 

[Test Tickle]

Will this get past the censor?

I know another way to relieve stress.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I know another way to relieve stress.

quality time with your favourite sock

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Sweet FA Players

Or maybe your a cheese enthusiast? Yeah we got you too. Into mysterious crusader type operators? Have we got the player for you! Like donuts? So does zackah !! And we've also got former stars of the game who may or may not have fired their accounts into the sun!!

There's fun for the whole family in the Sweet FA Colouring Book!!

Lemon Boi TJASTA damicky Jabba73 zackah

 

[zackah]

wat

 

[Headless]

Sweet FA Players

We've got your favourite Sweet FA players covered as we feature players from right across the Sweet FA landscape. Onto tentacle stuff? We got you. Tears from a grown man tickle your special place? We've got you too. Or perhaps feathers are your thing? That's right, we've even got a player for you!

All this and more in the Sweet FA Colouring Book!!

​

GWS Goose okeydoke7 BLUEALLTHRU Braklet Gralin Tigerturbulance

I can't wait to colour in Gralin with some interesting combinations!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I can't wait to colour in Gralin with some interesting combinations!

I can't wait to see them!

 

[Braklet]

I can't wait to colour in Gralin with some interesting combinations!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Sweet FA History

For all those history buffs out there, we've also got you covered. Whether it's the S15 Roys or the S19 Wolves, or even the S16 Southern Dragons era...

Take a trip down memory lane with the Sweet FA Colouring Book!!​

 

[damicky]

Sweet FA Players

Or maybe your a cheese enthusiast? Yeah we got you too. Into mysterious crusader type operators? Have we got the player for you! Like donuts? So does zackah !! And we've also got former stars of the game who may or may not have fired their accounts into the sun!!

There's fun for the whole family in the Sweet FA Colouring Book!!

Lemon Boi TJASTA damicky Jabba73 zackah

I have been Remy the Rat for two Seasons

Lazy journalism, TiF

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I have been Remy the Rat for two Seasons

Lazy journalism, TiF

The Cheese is iconic.

 

[Test Tickle]

I know another way to relieve stress.

quality time with your favourite sock

Pugsley leave it

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I'd give this to my kids but honestly I'm still trying to colour in the lines so I'm gonna use it for colouring practice myself.

Prove it.

 

[Pugsley]

Pugsley leave it