Computers & Internet Tinder Part Deux

[Perth gal]

Hope this year is kinder to you.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Yep. Generally any baffling actions in the modern dating arena can be explained by this. People kind of fall in to the trap of looking for the next shiny new thing instead of sticking with a good one.

Thanks for the words of wisdom Fonzie

 

[Millky95]

It seems to be acceptable that if you go on a date with someone 1-2 times, you are still allowed to talk to other people on dating apps.

I always thought you could do whatever until you had that "what are we?" conversation with the person you are on dates with. During my 2nd date with my current gf we agreed to be exclusive and I deleted all my dating apps. 3 weeks later (due to a lockdown) after our 3rd date we were "official"

 

[bresker]

I met someone on Tinder who is vaguely friends with my ex sister - in - law & ex wife . I told her it was a bit too close to home but she messaged me at New Years so I thought “hello hello she’s keen”

I messaged her on Friday asking what she was up to today . She said she’d be pretty hungover .

I said “why don’t we go out for greasy breakfast “

She then gave me her address and said “surprise me!”

So I got a brekky roll for her (I don’t eat breakfast) and two coffees and found her gaffe on Google maps .

Her instructions were to go through the gate & past the French doors.
So I did . I prowled around like a gumshoe detective analysing bills & family photos to see if it was her place . I’m not sure it was the names on the bills and photos don’t match.

The house is all open but the bedroom doors are shut . I think an adult male said something incoherent from a room.

I sat on the decking with a nice cat and phoned her 5 times to wake her up but no luck . I’ve gone for a drive . The aircon is f cked in my car so the brekky roll and coffee should still be warm .

 

[bresker]

**** it I just drank the coffee

 

[perthblue]

sounds like her and your ex-wife are scheming to have you murdered or something. Weird situation. GTFO

 

[perthblue]

and invoice her for the brekky roll

 

[bresker]

She just woke up and she’s feeling seedy , she wandered home with a kebab at 3am. All good. We might see each other this week.

I went to the plaza and did my bit shop from Aldi and that . Might get a new pair of Hard Yakka work shorts as it’s hot out there .

I went out on another Tinder first date on Friday with someone I find quite attractive but she’s one of those nervous talkers who yaps yaps yaps to avoid gaps in the convo . I’m pretty neurodivergent so it was tiring for me. If you’ve seen ‘Heartbreak High’ where Quinni feels overwhelmed by Sasha, it’s like that . Only I can’t put on a pair of headphones as that would be weird even for me Not helped by her tagging along to an event all my music mates where at so I had to say g’day to every passerby.

She talked waaaaay too much about her crazy ex . He sounds like an absolute loose unit and who doesn’t love loose unit stories ? But I’d had enough after a while.

I kissed her at the end of the date but it was a 6 out of 10 kiss. She’s still keen we’ll see how it goes . I promised not to ghost her like the ghouly ghouly spectre I am.

 

[perthblue]

She just woke up and she’s feeling seedy , she wandered home with a kebab at 3am. All good. We might see each other this week.

Wow an unreliable pisshead. Sign me up. This is why people turn to religion tbh.

I went to the plaza and did my bit shop from Aldi and that . Might get a new pair of Hard Yakka work shorts as it’s hot out there .

I went out on another Tinder first date on Friday with someone I find quite attractive but she’s one of those nervous talkers who yaps yaps yaps to avoid gaps in the convo . I’m pretty neurodivergent so it was tiring for me. If you’ve seen ‘Heartbreak High’ where Quinni feels overwhelmed by Sasha, it’s like that . Only I can’t put on a pair of headphones as that would be weird even for me Not helped by her tagging along to an event all my music mates where at so I had to say g’day to every passerby.

She talked waaaaay too much about her crazy ex . He sounds like an absolute loose unit and who doesn’t love loose unit stories ? But I’d had enough after a while.

I kissed her at the end of the date but it was a 6 out of 10 kiss. She’s still keen we’ll see how it goes . I promised not to ghost her like the ghouly ghouly spectre I am.

Raise your standards mate.

 

[HirdyLannister]

I'm getting Croweater vibes here, will watch this thread with interest.

 

[bresker]

Wow an unreliable pisshead. Sign me up. This is why people turn to religion tbh.



Raise your standards mate.

Raise my standards ? I’m not Andrew Tate, I’m George from Seinfeld

 

[DickieKnee]

She just woke up and she’s feeling seedy

Hangover sex is the best.

 

[bresker]

Hangover sex is the best.

It was my aim I thought it was on

 

[bresker]

I'm getting Croweater vibes here, will watch this thread with interest.

I have some good stories but this is a “family friendly “ forum & the mods have given me the hard word before . I’ll have to skirt the boundary

 

[phantom13]

Raise my standards? I’m not Andrew Tate, I’m George from Seinfeld

Should put this in your tinder bio

 

[akkaps]

When a bumble profile says “I like it when I guy messages first”. Wtf !?!

 

[faible]

When a bumble profile says “I like it when I guy messages first”. Wtf !?!

Gee they must be really confused why they never get any messages

 

[Over The Post]

Duhhh it took me a while but I finally got it.

 

[Jack Richards]

Raise my standards ? I’m not Andrew Tate, I’m George from Seinfeld

Aren't we all. I doubt I would get any luck on these apps if I was single.

 

[Jack Richards]

It was my aim I thought it was on

At what time during the day? Does it even happen?

I remember day time romps occuring in my uni days (18-20) but that was when my ex and I had like 4 hours between lectures and tutorials and we could duck home to kill time.

 

[bresker]

At what time during the day? Does it even happen?

I remember day time romps occuring in my uni days (18-20) but that was when my ex and I had like 4 hours between lectures and tutorials and we could duck home to kill time.

It was mid morning

I had a lady take a mid afternoon break at work to come round and do sex with me at my apartment. And that was after only one date. We had been doing some hot sexting.

I shamefully pretty much ghosted her after that because she smelled funny.

I’m in my forties btw. Ladies in their 40s don’t mess around. They know what they want.

 

[Ligma]

“And do sex with me” LMFAO I’m cackling

 

[peasantbruh69]

Do any of you smooth operators have advice on wooing your matches? Managed to finally get some winky time in this instance, however I wish to spread my seeds farther and wider

 

[peasantbruh69]

It was mid morning

I had a lady take a mid afternoon break at work to come round and do sex with me at my apartment. And that was after only one date. We had been doing some hot sexting.

I shamefully pretty much ghosted her after that because she smelled funny.

I’m in my forties btw. Ladies in their 40s don’t mess around. They know what they want.

Bit to unpack here

 

[Richard Cranium]

Do any of you smooth operators have advice on wooing your matches? Managed to finally get some winky time in this instance, however I wish to spread my seeds farther and wider