Family & Relationships tips on getting a girlfriend

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Draftee
Jul 13, 2018
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AFL Club
Port Adelaide
hey everyone,

i have been unlucky. i am 18 and never had a girlfriend. Does anyone have any tips on getting one? What to do?.... Im pretty ugly so that doesn't help! I do though workout a bit so that may help? What is you guys tips on getting a girlfriend and do you know anyone looking for someone?

cheers

feel free to PM me if you feel more comfortable giving me tips there.
 

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Your profile says you are a 43 year old male, come on be honest with us, how old are you, are you a man or a woman and are you really a virgin or just a very naughty boy?
i dont put my real age on things online. I am 18, a male never ever had a girlfriend
 
18 yr old ugly virgin and a Port supporter

Checks out
I would've expected an ugly Port supporter to already have a couple of ugly sprogs by 18 with names like Kalesha or Nadasha to ugly girls who decided that they wanted a bit more than a boof in the bum.
 
I am 18, a male never ever had a girlfriend

Big Footy demographics 101.

1. Become famous.....Women love adding celebs to their to do list.
2. Become a Hollywood producer.


If all else fails then give Clemmy a buzz....I'm sure she'll be stoked to have been asked to help you out in the lady department.....She'll fit you right up.
 

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Be yourself

Be patient

Get involved in a passion of yours where you're likely to meet women with similar interests

Learn about health nutrition and shuff a pair of socks down your pants
 

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