top 10 players I would like to see squared up.

[The Dutchman!]

To whoever it was that said Lloyd has never been probably cleaned up:

He spent 2-3 months in hospital after the 1996 PF lost to Sydney with a ruptured spleen!!! At age 17-18!

Get the ol' facts right there dude.

Dutch

 

[tom_gamble]

i'd like to see gavin wanganeen seeing stars because he gets away with so much and the umps don't even care at all because he won his brownlow. oh yeah, and john elliot like mtffafl said. that would be hilarious!!

 

[AFL fan!]

i would like to see these people crunched by the master of the shirtfront John Worsfold.

John Elliot
Irene Chatfield (woof!)
Pauline Hanson
Kerry O'Brien
Andrew Denton
Mick Molloy
Greg Norman
Shane Warne
Carlotta
John Laws

 

[P Hanson]

any dark plyers

 

[Tippys]

Hey Nikkik, what's the difference b/w a sheep and librarian? I'm not sure but I'd sleep with a sheep first.

Originally posted by Bloodstained Angel:
Nikkik

If you really believe thats all Librarians do then you are even dumber than I thought you were.

Anyway - this is supposed to about footy - not librarians.

 

[GOBBY1]

Hardwick 10 times
shirt lifting pillow biting hird pumper

 

[Shield]

In no particular order!!

Essendon players
Collingwood players
The Dutchman
Bomber0018

[This message has been edited by Shield (edited 30 March 2000).]

 

[Shinboners]

Oi! Shield!

Watch your manners....the Dutchman has been around here a lot longer than you and he's probably forgotten more about football than you'll ever learn. I don't always agree with him, but show him a bit of respect.

If you must pick on someone, go and pick on Dan24 instead....the rest of us do.

 

[The Dutchman!]

I'm just a little dissappointed to be ranked below Collingwood players!

Thanks for the solidarity anyway Shinboner... Ditto by the way.

On another topic - gotta do my tips - would you pick your boys this week?
Got no idea on them at the moment (I think I've tipped them incorrectly 3 of 3 - like I know sooooooo much about footy!!!).

Dutch

 

[Shinboners]

Dutchman,

If you've got us wrong for the past three weeks, pick Geelong. Anyway, they match up well against us. We probably won't miss Mick as much as we usually would as the Cats don't have a specialist full forward, but besides that, it'll just come down to who wins in the midfield. Check out the players and decide for yourself which set will come out on top. Another issue will be how Geelong defend....we get the ball forward enough. In our losses vs Essendon, West Coast, and Melbourne, all those defences played tight and disciplined football and were able to get the ball out with precise delivery. If our players, especially the crumbers like Abraham, Harvey, and Grant can lose their markers, then we should win.

If you're a betting man, put some money on Hocking to get 3 Brownlow votes against us....he's got the umpire's nod in something like the past 5 times he's played against us.

[This message has been edited by Shinboners (edited 31 March 2000).]

 

[PUSSY]

COLBERT TONIGHT YOU GET IT !!!!!!!!

 

[PUSSY]

COLBERT SEE YOU TONIGHT YOU B--------
F--------- C-------

 

[Shinboners]

Hey pussy,

When you say that Colbert is going to get it, does that mean he's going to get slapped by the handbags that your players traditionally carry?

Dear old Geelong. 37 years and they've won f*** all.

 

[Pessimistic]

Just a thought guys
North and Geelong wear Vertical and Horizontal Blue stripes

If one gets laid out (eg colbert) he's back in the horizontal stripes !

Pit Big Bazza Young didn't det let loose on his formenr essendon teammates

 

[Shinboners]

Pess

Our shade of blue is much nicer than theirs!

Cheers

 

[Gonzo]

Pess

Yeah and the Geelong players will probably handball it to him!!!

 

[Shield]

Oh!! Sorry shinboners, did I hurt your feelings, lol.
If dutchman wants to hang shit on teams, am I supposed to sit back and listen to his crap.......I don't think so, so shut up shinboners and mind your manners!!!!!

 

[The Dutchman!]

Shield

Which team did I "hang shit on" that's hurt your feelings so much ya poor old bugger?

You're a Roos supporter aren't you? What have you got to complain about? Reigning premiers and all that? What could I possibly say that could get under your skin given that?

Cheer up fella
Dutch

 

[Burmaboy]

Why do all you Bomber fans turn these posts into a discussion of how tragic things have been for the EFC? We don't care!
All other clubs have had key players injured.
This is a post about who you would like to see cleaned up. It is not a boring coronial inquisition into every facet of Essendons past tragedies. WE DON'T CARE!!!!!

1 All Essendon players that have ever been
injured
2 All Bomber posters that turn these topics into Essendon whinge sessions.
3 All other posters that support the Bomber fans by sucking up to them.
4 Bruce "Speeesshhhulll" McAvaney (He would probably take a dive before you got near him)
5 Malcolm "Why did he do that?" Blight
6 John Russo (could never see any valid free kicks when he was on the field)
7 The AFL rules committee
8 John Elliott
9 Sam Newman
10 Squirrel Grip Liberatore

 

[donny boy]

Did the nasty bomber people upset you burma boy
so sorry!
and you call us whingers hahahahahaha

 

[Crowfan]

1.Eddie McChins
2.John Elliot
3.John Russo
4.Darren Goldspink
5.That Female Goal Umpire in Brisbane
6.Matthew 'I errm can't errm string errm sentences together' Lloyd
7.Powermad
8.Dan24
9.Those crap kid dancers at the Grand Final
10.Anyone who goes off topic!!!

 

[christo]

Leigh "30 pieces of silver" Colbert
Libba
Brett "the seagull" Allison
Mick Martyn
Andrew "Magellan" Wills
John Worsfold - at Carlton training
Clive Waterhouse - maybe he'll kick straight afterwards
Byron Pickett - its only fair
Dean Wallis - while he's selling the dummy

Lastly, and most importantly

Buckley - he needs to be brought back to earth

 

[Jaffa]

So Buckley needs to be brought back to earth does he?

What a load of absolute crap.

The bloke is a fantastic footballer, a true professional, a great role model and seems fairly well informed on football issues.

It seems to me the only reason you feel he needs to brought back to earth is because of pure jealousy.

 

[magpie]

buckleys safe, wouldn't go near a hard ball

 

[crow suks]

Good one crow fan, can't string a sentence together. coming from a South Australian. A state that can't get anything together. (except how to fill in a dole form)