Autopsy Top 5 goals of all time ( drunk version )

[Topkent]

**** it I'm a fistful deep and feeling nostalgic.
Top 5 favourite dees goals of all time

Mine are

Gawn v Geelong 2021
Hannan v Geelong 2018
Melksham v Hawthorn 2018
Watts vs Collingwood 2017
Yze vs Adelaide 2002 semi

 

[Topkent]

Shit Tom McDonald

25

Tom Mcdonald

Age

32

Ht

195cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.4

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.7

4star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.9

4star

MG

261.8

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

0.6

1star

MG

135.6

2star

D

13.8

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

vs WC very stiff.

 

[ImissFrosty]

This is my favourite thread ever

 

[Topkent]

This is my favourite thread ever

Pick ya goals campaigner

 

[stEdy]

Gawn v Geelong 2021
Dean Kent

25

Dean Kent

Age

30

Ht

181cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.7

3star

K

8.3

3star

HB

4.5

3star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

10.4

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

2.6

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.0

4star

G

1.2

5star

D

7.6

2star

K

5.4

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.0

5star

G

0.6

3star

v WCE 2018
Hannan v Geelong 2018
Wonaeamirri v Freo 2009
Jeff White

Jeff White

Age

47

Ht

195cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.5

4star

K

8.2

3star

HB

6.3

4star

HO

18.7

5star

No current season stats available

D

6.2

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

1.6

2star

HO

3.0

5star

v WBD 2005

 

[Topkent]

Gawn v Geelong 2021
Dean Kent v WCE 2018
Hannan v Geelong 2018
Wonaeamirri v Freo 2009
Jeff White v WBD 2005

Forgot Jeff white. Danners made that moment

 

[ImissFrosty]

Pick ya goals campaigner

ok campaigner

1. Gawn vs Geelong 2021
2. Frost vs Collingwood 2016
3. Tmac vs West Coast 2017
4. Rivers vs Adelaide 2021
5. Pickett vs St. Kilda 2021

 

[ImissFrosty]

there's probably some from back in the day but i dont really remember

 

[Meds]

Some to consider from the noughties

Leoncelli vs Adelaide 2001 - after Goody had put the Crows in front with less than a minute to play.


Farmer's coast to coast


Wona vs Freo 2009 - 4 goals in an epic comeback


White vs WBD 2005 - Meant we made finals


And perhaps my favourite, not for the moment, just for the sheer alpha-ness of it, Neitz vs Hawthorn 2002


The bloke that Neitz bumped didn't play for a good while after that huge (and legal) hit.

 

[LeverPuller]

1. Hannan v Geelong, EF 2018
2. Gawn v Geelong, Rd23 2021
3. Jones v Geelong, EF 2018
4. Watts v Collingwood, QB 2017
5. White v WB, Rd21 2005

 

[Bluelegs]

Spoiler: 1. Gawn vs Geelong '21

Spoiler: 2. Melksham vs Hawks '18

Spoiler: 3. Robbo vs Essendon '05

Spoiler: 4. Tmac vs WC '17

Spoiler: 5. Woewodin vs Port '00

 

[rhaz]

Not top 5 goals but just some good ones from youtube:

 

[mrmonkey]

Spoiler: 1. Gawn vs Geelong '21

Spoiler: 2. Melksham vs Hawks '18

Spoiler: 3. Robbo vs Essendon '05

Spoiler: 4. Tmac vs WC '17

Spoiler: 5. Woewoedin vs Port '00

Was looking for wowoedin's goal thought it was 98.

Gawn vs Geelong 2021
Hannan vs Geelong 2018
White vs Western bulldogs 2005
Robbo vs essendon 2005
Wonna vs freo 2008

 

[Bluelegs]

Was looking for wowoedin's goal thought it was 98.

Gawn vs Geelong 2021
Hannan vs Geelong 2018
White vs Western bulldogs 2005
Robbo vs essendon 2005
Wonna vs freo 2008

I might be wrong with the year.

 

[dee_mac]

Nathan Jones' Goal - Elimination Final, 2018 - YouTube

Loved this one - coz Jonesy

 

[mrmonkey]

I might be wrong with the year.

Na I think you're right I searched through hotter than hell, it's not there.



Honourable mention to Brad Green vs Carlton in 03 I think.

 

[dee_mac]

Also this missed being a goal by 1 second - but the lead up was as any. Was at this one too. (Start at 4.50mins - or watch it all!)

Dees dig deep with Stynes in the stands | Demons v Lions, 2008 | Classic Last Two Mins | AFL - YouTube

 

[Bluelegs]

Na I think you're right I searched through hotter than hell, it's not there.



Honourable mention to Brad Green vs Carlton in 03 I think.

lmao the Celine Dion style cover of the song

 

[mrmonkey]

lmao the Celine Dion style cover of the song

Biggest star of the 90s.

Not the most emotional but was beautiful to watch.







Was right behind this on level 3



The poise

 

[LeverPuller]

Biggest star of the 90s.

Not the most emotional but was beautiful to watch.







Was right behind this on level 3



The poise

Still the most naturally talented player I’ve ever seen, and that includes the likes of GAJ and Judd.

 

[mrmonkey]

Still the most naturally talented player I’ve ever seen, and that includes the likes of GAJ and Judd.

He looked like a seniors quality player who just wants to have a kick in the 3s at times.

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

Pick any five

 

[stEdy]

Watching Liam Jurrah

Liam Jurrah

Age

36

Ht

188cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

3.9

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.1

4star

G

2.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

9.8

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.6

4star

G

2.0

5star

play just makes you smile - what a freak.

I met an anthropologist who spent a lot of time out in Yuendumu and the Central Deserts who said Liam's dad was 5 times the player he was.

 

[Scythe94]

I'll think of more later, but the Yze one where he was on inside the right hand corner of the 50 (Ponsford Stand end) and kicked it on the outside of his left was unreal. Defied physics

 

[Scythe94]

There it is (number one)