Top ten best looking players in the comp

[AFLOnline]

Josh Bruce can do no wrong according to the missus.

According to me dropping uncontested mark after uncontested mark is doing wrong.

But she doesn't see that. She just sees the long flowing hair, the smooth arms and the peaceful demeanor.

 

[Munich]

The Blaine part or the Boekhorst part? Blaine isn't that strange. There's been a few players with that name. We've had 2-3 in recent years on our list. Boekhorst sounds Dutch. Not bizarre, just not Anglo.

The two separate are fine, just sounds odd together.

I like the surname, agreed it's probably Dutch.

Anyway, good find!

 

[Sando22]

Presenting freos best looking player...

Anthony morabito

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Hey you guuuuuys!

 

[FUS_RO_DAH]

Connor Blakely's missus is a lucky lady....

 

[Watson_my_mind]

Connor Blakely's missus is a lucky lady....


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Jesus

 

[PerthBoy85]

 

[captain cotch 9]

Ben Brown......................

 

[fleabitten]

It may be my heterosexuality talking here, but most of the guys posted so far have been ugly IMO. Rance the only one I would fellate.

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

the ladies love tripod nahas

 

[mike91]

Jesse Crichton

 

[Golumless]

I'm like fine wine and keep getting better with age

Sucks to be the rest of you plebs

It's good that you set a very low bar early.

 

[Royce Hafey]

Mum said Houli "went alright before the beard":

Post beard he's still rate for an Assyrian audience:
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[Wooffa]

Joe Daniher sets my heart racing. He's a pretty boy and I would love to feel his moustache all over my body.

 

[Kipz]

Joe Daniher sets my heart racing. He's a pretty boy and I would love to feel his moustache all over my body.

Would make Kim Duthie dry up on the other side of a glory hole. One of the worst heads in not only AFL, but Australian TV.

All the other Daniher's must have sucked every last aesthetically pleasing gene on offer and left Joe with dregs and fecal matter to throw a face together with

 

[Briar Gold]

Swallow, Buddy, Tarrant, Hogan, Stratton, Hampson & Stef Martin are all lookers.

Josh Kennedy (Swans) is the hottest by a mile though. Helps that he's a legend of a guy and I've seen him in a wetsuit surfing at Bondi.

 

[HairyO]

Any man who parts his beard must be admired.

 

[adelkelly]

 

[Goats]

It's the tiny head that does it for me:

 

[Munich]

I'm like fine wine and keep getting better with age

Sucks to be the rest of you plebs

Interesting!

 

[Goats]

This bloke can't pull the girls for some reason... forever single at the Lions not sure about his GWS exploits though.

To be honest he looks like he would pull plenty of unsuspecting girls down a dark lane way.

 

[JVseven]

This thread is sexist. Imagine if the discussion was about the women's league players.

 

[HTPunter]

This thread is sexist. Imagine if the discussion was about the women's league players.

Yeah no one has ever discussed the attractiveness of female athletes...

 

[HTPunter]

I met Joel Tippett this year.

He is a very 'pretty' footballer.

Has very fine features, striking eyes.

Looks like a pretty woman cut her hair and dressed up like a man in order to play football.

Anyone else noticed this? Or just me?

Didn't notice until you said...sort of the whole 'glass window smashing' once you've been alerted to it

Just looks like he has fake eyes or something...

 

[ColinWood]

I met Joel Tippett this year.

He is a very 'pretty' footballer.

Has very fine features, striking eyes.

Looks like a pretty woman cut her hair and dressed up like a man in order to play football.

Anyone else noticed this? Or just me?

Agreed

 

[ColinWood]

Didn't notice until you said...sort of the whole 'glass window smashing' once you've been alerted to it

Just looks like he has fake eyes or something...

He looks like a CGI image. Those eyebrows seem like girls' also. Sooo pretty.