Top ten best looking players in the comp

[Off The Couch]

 

[Brick Loosener]

 

[Twist_of_Lemon]

When Andrew Mackie hit the scene I thought he was a bit of man-candy

 

[avishka5]

 

[Nutsngum]

Lachie Weller's got it in the bag I reckon.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Lol at the females in this thread saying I don't find Rance attractive etc You would probably have to get a mop if he said a word to any of these chicks

 

[seysearles]

Different code but thread needs more Franck "Pretty Boy" Ribéry....



Voted best looking guy called Franck Ribéry playing for Bayern Munich 4 of the past 5 seasons.

 

[Schauermann]

I'd say Jobe Watson, if only he does something about his receding hairline haha.

Grow a mullet of course.

 

[Docker Alyssa]

I reckon his douche-like traits detract form the overall package in many people's eyes.

Yeah Wingard looks like a mopey person, too. Capped with a slice of "boring.; All that aside from the douche-like being at volume 11 off-field.

 

[CasuallyDressed]

 

[LowHanginFruit]

lest we forget.

 

[H2F]

Don't find Rance attractive at all. Too much of a pretty boy IMO. I'm probably one of the only females to say this. Can't believe he's so high on the OP list too.

Hodge has to be top for a chick.

I know you like Parker but besides him it would be Hodge yeah?

I'm a guy and I see it.

 

[Munich]

Yay, what a great thread!

1. Fyfe
2. J. Selwood.

The end.

 

[Established1870]

 

[Proper Gander]

OP hasn't really scrutinised his list for the nuances that push a guy over the hot to not cliff.

Alex Rance: not hot. Not at all. At his best he could resemble an 80s daytime soap actor with a character name of storm, cliff, ridge, dale, thorn etc. Except when you look closer into his eyes all you can see is an essentially hollow man whose enjoyment comes from sitting on a rolled up watchtower racking up an internet history that would make him a person of interest to e-police units in Victoria.

Jamie Elliot has the cold, dead eyes of a serial killer.

Chad Wingard has eyes too close together, as does Josh Bruce and half the St Kilda team. Bruce also has terrible hair. I could only see myself being attracted to a Josh Bruce type if I was a teenaged girl looking to score ecstasy.

For me it's the guy in this picture. Either of them actually.

 

[ioppolo]

Surely Jaeger O'Meara? Guy is Australian Taylor Lautner. He must be slaying it up on the GC

 

[Munich]

Jamie Elliot has the cold, dead eyes of a serial killer.

For me it's the guy in this picture. Either of them actually.

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Yes! Perfect description.

Vince is cute, that's different to "can I just jump you now" hot. I think Sloane fits in that basket too.

I've always had a thing for Teddy Richards, not conventionally good looking but has a certain uniqueness that I find attractive.

 

[Munich]

Surely Jaeger O'Meara? Guy is Australian Taylor Lautner. He must be slaying it up on the GC

Nope. He looks like a child.

 

[electricfeel]

Can't seem to do it on my phone but Insert shirtless photo of Nat Fyfe wearing Brownlow and beanie here.

For some serious eye candy i highly recommend Lachie Weller's instagram. Even his girlfriend is an absolute babe.

Definitely didn't notice how sexy Easton Wood is until this thread either.

 

[Watson_my_mind]

OP hasn't really scrutinised his list for the nuances that push a guy over the hot to not cliff.

Alex Rance: not hot. Not at all. At his best he could resemble an 80s daytime soap actor with a character name of storm, cliff, ridge, dale, thorn etc. Except when you look closer into his eyes all you can see is an essentially hollow man whose enjoyment comes from sitting on a rolled up watchtower racking up an internet history that would make him a person of interest to e-police units in Victoria.

Jamie Elliot has the cold, dead eyes of a serial killer.

Chad Wingard has eyes too close together, as does Josh Bruce and half the St Kilda team. Bruce also has terrible hair. I could only see myself being attracted to a Josh Bruce type if I was a teenaged girl looking to score ecstasy.

For me it's the guy in this picture. Either of them actually.

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That picture makes me so toey

 

[Munich]

I like this one better, Electricfeel.

 

[Engimal v2]

Alex Rance isn't that good looking of a rooster, if you ask me.

 

[Theseventhhamster]

OP hasn't really scrutinised his list for the nuances that push a guy over the hot to not cliff.

Alex Rance: not hot. Not at all. At his best he could resemble an 80s daytime soap actor with a character name of storm, cliff, ridge, dale, thorn etc. Except when you look closer into his eyes all you can see is an essentially hollow man whose enjoyment comes from sitting on a rolled up watchtower racking up an internet history that would make him a person of interest to e-police units in Victoria.

Jamie Elliot has the cold, dead eyes of a serial killer.

Chad Wingard has eyes too close together, as does Josh Bruce and half the St Kilda team. Bruce also has terrible hair. I could only see myself being attracted to a Josh Bruce type if I was a teenaged girl looking to score ecstasy.

For me it's the guy in this picture. Either of them actually.

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Solid post but the lack of Viney content confuses me. Is it a height thing? I think it's probably the one thing holding him back from being the godliest thing since Steven Tingay.

Even still Viney's jawline might be the sexiest thing in the AFL all on its own. So alpha male.

Swoon.

 

[kneecapper]

Tom Derrickxkxk is our resident man muffin. Too bad he's shit at footy.

 

[Proper Gander]

Solid post but the lack of Viney content confuses me. Is it a height thing? I think it's probably the one thing holding him back from being the godliest thing since Steven Tingay.

Even still Viney's jawline might be the sexiest thing in the AFL all on its own. So alpha male.

Swoon.

Good point. Viney is in the mix. Very good hair. Also like that his face has been designed so that there won't be much difference after he gets his nose smashed a few times.