Trade Talk 2013 - Yeo, Doc, Polec, Karnezis, Longer gone - Welcome Paine, West, Magwon!

[Old Den]

There was a young man from Geelong
Whose career wasn't moving along
So to make it stronger
He replaced Billy Longer
And West went North for a song.

 

[Ironmonger]

This thread keeps delivering.

 

[Crimso]

I am wondering if Close could be converted into a backmen? Lisle has some experience down back as well.

Are you talking cloning here?

 

[irel]

McGuine, What is Kerr thinking. Another name I now have to Google to make sure I don't misspell before posting on BF.
At least I didn't have to do that with Yoe.

 

[Gibbo_88]

Are you talking cloning here?

No that was Jake King

 

[Duritz]

There once was a kid from the south,
Who after two years opened his mouth,
Said he "I've become so muddled,
For boy do I miss my mums cuddles!"
And he was missed about as much as a louse.

 

[Ironmonger]

There once was a kid from the south,
Who after two years opened his mouth,
Said he "I've become so muddled,
For boy do I miss my mums cuddles!"
And he was missed about as much as a louse.

Nice.

Now do one about Rischitelli.

 

[blackers]

YOU'RE OFF THE BENCH, MCGARNAGLE.

YOU'RE OFF YOUR BENCH, CHIEF

What is that supposed to mean?

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID CHIEF!

Couldn't resist...

 

[John]

Nice.

Now do one about Rischitelli.

Bowers told me and my wife
That Rischi had got a new life
I told everyone here
that he was leaving no fear
but now they repeat the urban myth over and over again that Vossy kicked him out.

 

[Ironmonger]

YOU'RE OFF YOUR BENCH, CHIEF

What is that supposed to mean?

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID CHIEF!

Couldn't resist...

Sit down, blackers.

 

[James North]

There was a young man - Rischitelli
With dollars and sense at the ready,
He moved down the road
To "help his game grow"
Now we don't see him much on the telly.

 

[Old Den]

Good one James...here's anothery:

After the Carlton and Rischitelli ado
The Lions got kicks in the belly to rue
Rischa went to the Coast
And he wouldn't want to boast
But now he could buy a Deli or two.

 

[PattyKwasagun]

Poetry has really been the lacking ingredient on this board for years now.

The Lions were moving to Springfield
In the hope our finances would be healed
But Angus messed up
The contract went bust
And we would've been better with Mark Neeld.

 

[AFLQLD]

There once was a jersey of pride
But the old board took us all for a ride
The paddle pop did appear
Which made everyone sneer
But now we can see the turn of the tide.

 

[Skoob]

Our trades all rely on the 'cap',
And our deserters have copped a bad rap.
Their development failed,
Now this thread's been derailed,
So please gentlemen, please cut the crap.

 

[Ceebee]

My goodness me.
Such lovely po et ree.

 

[The Flying Belgian]

Thread is crying out for an Adam Hueskes limerick.

 

[AFLQLD]

We shall call it limerick day and annually it shall be celebrated on the first Tuesday in November when nothing else of significance happens.

 

[Skoob]

Thread is crying out for an Adam Hueskes limerick.

There was a player named Heuskes,
who's hair did often amuse us,
but his treatment of girls
rocked the AFL world
Not worth a pinch of shit nor of mucus.

 

[POBT]

Oh how I wish we'd recruit a player from Nantucket.

 

[Lionator]

Kill me

 

[POBT]

Kill me

Killjoy.

What riveting bit of trade news would you like to discuss on this thread?

 

[Ray Button]

And to think I came into this thread looking for player movement news updates . . .

What was I thinking!

 

[John]

Ray Button was sitting there thinking
That the Lions trade thread was stinking
"This really is poor
and it makes me snore
enough to drive me to drinkin'"

 

[Rizzler]

How about an Adam Hueskes limerick based on his nickname "Ooga"?