- Mar 19, 2014
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Shan, the recent sessions were closed. This is what I didn't see before I wasn't kicked out...
Boekhorst - Wasn't training. Rumour is he has been temporarily detained in America after Immigration officials mistook him for a Mexican.
E Curnow - Skipped the session to train with the WBD and SYD midfields. Bolts wanted to know once and for all if he really was good enough to be a premiership player.
Jones - As part of 'New Roles in 2017', Jones was consistently trialed in the backline. Sorry, damn auto-correct. Trailed, I meant Jones consistently trailed in the backline.
Rowe - was told with the recruitment of extra defenders, he would be thrown around the ground wherever needed, a spare-parts player. He rightly pointed out he doesn't even have all of his original parts, let alone spare.
Palmer - is being driven by the performances of Sarah Lampard from Melbourne. He desperately wants to be the best pick #135 ever to play AFL.
Korcheck - has been told he will get game time given Phillips' injury. Has pledged to Make Carlton Great Again.
A Silvagni - Has been nicknamed COS, but will be upgraded to SOS (Signal) if he gets a game, as it will mean our entire backline is injured.
Gallucci - SOS is really pissed off with him. Was at pains to explain that shoulder 'injuries' aren't supposed to be literal.
Davey - has proved to the admin that not all bulldogs recruits 'is spudz'.
Vescio/Arnell/Exon - Carlton recruiters have decided to recruit exclusively from the Darebin Falcons next year.
Hosking - Has reminded players what it was like when Kouta was playing - it's like there are two of her at the club.
Kennedy - feels good to have a J Kennedy from out West back on the list.
Men's game plan - We are well-prepared for the future direction of the game. In recent years, it looks like we have had no more than 16 players on the field most of the time.
Women's game plan - Have been told to keep playing like last week; with the constant hustling, bone-crunching tackling, effective linking, an impenetrable backline and a dangerous and open forward line. It was stressed how important they are as role-models......for the men's team.