Tyrone 'Potato Curator' Vickery Watch 2013

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There was no giving up, I just saw it wasn't worth my time to try and convince a delusional Richmond freak that Riewoldt and Captain Potato were about as influential as that precious 9th spot you flogs wear or your sleeve every single day: mediocre, unsuccessful, and piss-funny. And no, I'll not be ashamed to post again, because at the end of the day, I don't follow the AFL's best excuse for comedy.
Tell us all again about how you don't care about the Tigers, hence your obsession with them.
 
But, but I thought if a pretty much full strength side puts in a poor performance against a half strength side, that Proves, without doubt, that they are a really, really good side.

I just can't understand what's changed over the last 24 hours.

Or is it, perhaps, that you are utterly full of shit?
Firstly, this thread is about the potato top-10 draft pick known as Tyrone Vickery. Try to stay on topic. How did you judge his game today? From what I've read, Richmond supporters seem happy with him - he did take that 1 contested mark after all. Did stuff all the rest of the game though.

Secondly, I highly doubt Richmond tried to lose that game like we did against you - the embarrassing celebrations after the game ended showed that. Obviously getting all the momentum you can get before Round 1 is your main goal of the NAB Cup, and who can blame you; you need to do something to reverse your usual results in Round 1. You guys were just really poor today, and the season isn't looking too bright. In the regular season you would have lost by 40-odd points if you played like today. With Vickery as your second best forward you guys are going nowhere.
 
Secondly, I highly doubt Richmond tried to lose that game like we did against you.

Bwa ha ha.

You're so delusional.
I'd say that I can't wait for the season proper to start to see your posts, angrily demanding Hird be sacked, as reality brings you thumping back down to earth. But once that happens you will jump off the bandwagon quick smart, activate your Hawthorn user name and claim to be a life long Hawthorn supporter who has never liked the Bombers.

The poster 'Jobe Watson' wil vanish, only to return when Essendon becomes competitive again many, many years from now.
 

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Bwa ha ha.

You're so delusional.
I'd say that I can't wait for the season proper to start to see your posts, angrily demanding Hird be sacked, as reality brings you thumping back down to earth. But once that happens you will jump off the bandwagon quick smart, activate your Hawthorn user name and claim to be a life long Hawthorn supporter who has never liked the Bombers.

The poster 'Jobe Watson' wil vanish, only to return when Essendon becomes competitive again many, many years from now.
At least try to stay in the general vicinity of reality.

How did Tyrone go today? He's in real trouble of being overtaken by... umm... who's Richmond's 3rd best KPF? Astbury? Jesus...
 
At least try to stay in the general vicinity of reality.

How did Tyrone go today? He's in real trouble of being overtaken by... umm... who's Richmond's 3rd best KPF? Astbury? Jesus...
Is he the young forward who is being tested down back for us? Think he might have played on Hurley last week. How did he go?
 
Is he the young forward who is being tested down back for us? Think he might have played on Hurley last week. How did he go?

You mean he hasn't retired yet. Only at Essendon would a squib like that get a game:eek:
 
Firstly, this thread is about the potato top-10 draft pick known as Tyrone Vickery. Try to stay on topic. How did you judge his game today? From what I've read, Richmond supporters seem happy with him - he did take that 1 contested mark after all. Did stuff all the rest of the game though.

Secondly, I highly doubt Richmond tried to lose that game like we did against you - the embarrassing celebrations after the game ended showed that. Obviously getting all the momentum you can get before Round 1 is your main goal of the NAB Cup, and who can blame you; you need to do something to reverse your usual results in Round 1. You guys were just really poor today, and the season isn't looking too bright. In the regular season you would have lost by 40-odd points if you played like today. With Vickery as your second best forward you guys are going nowhere.

Yep and we still won against last year's grand finalists. Winning culture....:thumbsu:
 
Firstly, this thread is about the potato top-10 draft pick known as Tyrone Vickery. Try to stay on topic. How did you judge his game today? From what I've read, Richmond supporters seem happy with him - he did take that 1 contested mark after all. Did stuff all the rest of the game though.

Secondly, I highly doubt Richmond tried to lose that game like we did against you - the embarrassing celebrations after the game ended showed that. Obviously getting all the momentum you can get before Round 1 is your main goal of the NAB Cup, and who can blame you; you need to do something to reverse your usual results in Round 1. You guys were just really poor today, and the season isn't looking too bright. In the regular season you would have lost by 40-odd points if you played like today. With Vickery as your second best forward you guys are going nowhere.

Come back and tell us about it when your full team itching for a win can get over our seconds, it wasn't a great performance today but we won another close one ,which is what we needed to learn, this is the whole idea of practise matches.

I wouldn't trade one Vickery for a team full of Heppells, but then Heppell does suit Essendons "style":oops:
 
Yep and we still won against last year's grand finalists. Winning culture....:thumbsu:
You won against Box Hill.

Concerning signs for Richmond. 2 weeks in a row barely beating two teams that clearly didn't care about winning. Didn't stop yous celebrating as if you had actually made the Grand Final though.
I wouldn't trade one Vickery for a team full of Heppells, but then Heppell does suit Essendons "style":oops:
I hope you're not part of Richmond's list management/recruiting team.



Actually, with a comment like that, you probably are. Griffiths one pick before Nat Fyfe... lol. Conca (he was average today too) instead of Heppell... double lol. Vickery a top 10 pick... triple lol.
 
You won against Box Hill.

Concerning signs for Richmond. 2 weeks in a row barely beating two teams that clearly didn't care about winning. Didn't stop yous celebrating as if you had actually made the Grand Final though.

No I believe it was Hawthorn. We just made them look like Box Hill. Clealry we didn't care about winning today, what with the wayward kicking and lazy running. But good to see a combination of class and the winning culture we have obviously developed over the preseason got us over the line.:thumbsu:
Also good to see Essendon win their first game in about 9 months is it? (since they stopped injecting themselves I believe)...............even if it was against an undermanned GWS. Good for them.:)
 
Sounds like you spent your Saturday afternoon dissecting the performances of the Richmond players in a practice match. That's dedication from an Essendon supporter.
I try to watch every game of football I can; only caught a bit of the Richmond game though - I have better things to do on my Saturday than watch a full-strength Richmond demolish an undermanned Hawthorn outfit by at least 50 points. I don't spend too long dissecting player's performances, but I do utilise my incredible football IQ to give a quick, spot on summary of how a player performed. I pay particular attention to Conca because I want to see how much better he is than Heppell... after all, Richmond supporters wouldn't make a trade. His stats were pretty damn average: 15 touches, just 5 contested, only the 1 clearance, 6 clangers (jeepers...), 3 tackles.

Did he play majority midfield? Because those are back-flanker stats.
 

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Jobe, your football IQ, particularly on Richmond players is awesome. Respect. Perhaps you could dissect every Richmond game during the year and I won't have to go or watch any games (I'm a little dirty I bought a membership again this year now). If you could please put all analysis on all Richmond matches in the Coburg vs Essendon practice match thread in the Bay just to keep it going that would be great.
 
Another cracker game from Ty.

8 Disposals and 1 tackle.

Superstar. :oops::oops:
 
The Doper's obsession grows week by week.

It's funny though, the attention Jobe Watson & Dirt Track give RFC NAB games is quite flattering, I couldn't give two shits about even watching 1 second of your cheating clubs NAB cup games aside from last week.

I bet you were watching our game yesterday with the laptop up, ready to jump on this thread every time Tyrone went near the ball.

Sad sad sad life you flogs lead.
 
The Doper's obsession grows week by week.

It's funny though, the attention Jobe Watson & Dirt Track give RFC NAB games is quite flattering, I couldn't give two shits about even watching 1 second of your cheating clubs NAB cup games aside from last week.

I bet you were watching our game yesterday with the laptop up, ready to jump on this thread every time Tyrone went near the ball.

Sad sad sad life you flogs lead.

Did he get near the ball?
 
The Doper's obsession grows week by week.

It's funny though, the attention Jobe Watson & Dirt Track give RFC NAB games is quite flattering, I couldn't give two shits about even watching 1 second of your cheating clubs NAB cup games aside from last week.

I bet you were watching our game yesterday with the laptop up, ready to jump on this thread every time Tyrone went near the ball.

Sad sad sad life you flogs lead.

I reckon it's great they keep trying to pot us. It keeps them off the streets and out of trouble. We give their simple life meaning. And that makes me feel good.
 
Jobe, your football IQ, particularly on Richmond players is awesome. Respect. Perhaps you could dissect every Richmond game during the year and I won't have to go or watch any games (I'm a little dirty I bought a membership again this year now). If you could please put all analysis on all Richmond matches in the Coburg vs Essendon practice match thread in the Bay just to keep it going that would be great.
I'll probably watch every Richmond match this year (unless it conflicts with an Essendon match), so I would be happy to give a quick summary each week of some of your worst performers. Vickery will feature a lot.

Unfortunately, I don't watch VFL games, so Griffiths will have to miss out on analysis.

It's funny though, the attention Jobe Watson & Dirt Track give RFC NAB games is quite flattering, I couldn't give two shits about even watching 1 second of your cheating clubs NAB cup games aside from last week. Sad sad sad life you flogs lead.
You obviously just don't love football in the same way that I do. I watch every match I can, NAB Cup or not. I can't blame you; if I had to watch my team serve up crap for 30 years my passion for the game would be waning too.

I actually didn't catch all of Richmond's game yesterday. I only got to catch a bit of the last quarter, and managed to see your players after the siren carrying on like a bunch of schoolgirls when a Justin Beiber song comes on the radio. However, stats tell a story, and Vickery's stats were downright disgusting.

Spent last night getting hammered at a 21st and I'm now about to head to the Future Music Festival. Yeah, my life sucks.
 
Sickening to see Jack The Hack carry on like he just won the GF after kicking the goal.

Guess thats as good as it gets at Shitmound.
 

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