VFL VFL Round 5 Casey Vs Richmond Sunday 23/4 1.35pm

[smurfin]

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Bauer named in the backline again.
Sam Banks on the wing.
Steely Green on the half forward flank.
Dow & Ross on ball, getting silver service from Brindley (???!!!) in the ruck.

Possible Mid-season draft prospects Luke Teal, Mutaz El Nour and Archie May all playing.

 

[Rioli2Rioli]

Bauer , Green , Banks , Ross , Dow are the only Richmond listed players in this game
but will have more interest in Teal , May & El Nour

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Right, about an hour to the big one. Massive rivalry this. I feel the need to do a bit of a preview of this much anticipated fixture:

This is the encroachment game. The Southeast is our heartland, we need to run the Pompous Football Club the **** out of there. Little kids in that neck of the woods love Dusty and Lynch and Bolton, they don't need to be traumatised by being force-fed Max Gawn

11

Max Gawn

Age

32

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

or worse, Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

. Fcuk.

So the plan today is:

- get the ball in Luke Dungstan's hands as much as humanly, he is superb at spotting up opposition defenders and putting them to great advantage. He doesn't kick it to where they are, he is that good at it he kicks it to where he wants them to go, and his touch is sublime.

- let Moniz-Wakefield and Farris-White know this is not the neck of the woods for people with hyphenated names to be frequenting. GTF out of our patch campaigners.

- warn all footballers that if Melbourne recruits you from another club, you are Casey bound to play in front of 150 bogans. Our players need to prevail upon Brown, Tomlinson, Dungstan, Schache, Melksham for a loan - this is the highest paid VFL team in history. If players from other clubs come to Tigerland, they play in front of of 80,000 much better class bogans.

- set up a Roar Store outlet. These campaigners do not even have a super store set up but hey, that is a good thing. Kids in the Southeast don't want to buy this shit:

Casey Demons Store

Casey Demons Store

shop.caseydemonsfc.com.au

We can just excurse straight in there and set up a proper outlet in all the empty space their lack of fans leave at the ground.

- go the knuckle. Brown - soft, Schache - soft, Melksham - undisciplined, Tomlinson - does not GAF. We need to soften these downhill skiers up a bit and speaking of skiing, send them to where they really belong. Should be playing home fixtures at Mount Donna Buang.

Demons by 52.

 

[guruisatiger]

Beautiful day at Casey fields

 

[guruisatiger]

Love the pre game music blaring over the speakers

 

[guruisatiger]

Big Benny Brown and McDonald both playing in dee's team
Good test for our defenders

 

[guruisatiger]

Iuke Teal is a dead ringer for the wild thing lance Morris
Fraser Elliot a dead ringer for David astbury

12

David Astbury

Age

33

Ht

195cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.1

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

5.3

5star

T

1.3

3star

MG

204.2

3star

D

14.8

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

5.0

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.5

2star

MG

230.8

4star

D

8.4

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.8

4star

 

[guruisatiger]

May is a big unit

 

[tiger_tough]

This commentary

 

[tiger_tough]

Bauer playing on tom McDonald

25

Tom Mcdonald

Age

32

Ht

195cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.4

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.7

4star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.9

4star

MG

261.8

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

0.6

1star

MG

135.6

2star

D

13.8

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

 

[guruisatiger]

We getting smashed no pressure on there transition from there defence

 

[tiger_tough]

They have Tom McDonald

25

Tom Mcdonald

Age

32

Ht

195cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.4

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.7

4star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.9

4star

MG

261.8

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

0.6

1star

MG

135.6

2star

D

13.8

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

, Luke Dunstan

27

Luke Dunstan

Age

29

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.7

5star

K

10.1

4star

HB

10.6

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

4.8

5star

CL

4.4

5star

D

21.0

5star

K

13.0

5star

HB

8.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

9.0

5star

CL

2.0

4star

D

18.2

5star

K

6.0

3star

HB

12.2

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

6.2

5star

CL

4.2

5star

, James Harmes

22

James Harmes

Age

29

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.4

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

10.0

5star

M

3.1

3star

T

4.1

5star

CL

2.4

4star

D

16.3

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

8.9

4star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.6

3star

CL

1.9

4star

D

10.6

3star

K

5.2

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

1.8

4star

CL

0.2

2star

, Adam Tomlinson

20

Adam Tomlinson

Age

31

Ht

194cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.5

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

5.8

4star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.3

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

5.8

3star

M

4.8

4star

T

2.3

3star

D

15.5

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

5.8

4star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.3

4star

and Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

plus half a dozen other AFL listed players. It's going to get ugly.

 

[guruisatiger]

Nice goal cam olden

 

[smurfin]

Ross looking really good so far. Just seems to have so much time at this level and is looking for and hitting targets.

 

[guruisatiger]

Our last 5 minutes very good Ross killing it

 

[smurfin]

Nice goal cam olden

Needs a spoiler alert. You called this about half a minute before the stream showed it.

 

[guruisatiger]

Needs a spoiler alert. You called this about half a minute before the stream showed it.

Sorry

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Teal looks slow af.

 

[guruisatiger]

Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

is shit

 

[Sir_Rancelot]

Ross looking really good so far. Just seems to have so much time at this level and is looking for and hitting targets.

He should be playing in the AFL it's a joke that others get games before him.

 

[guruisatiger]

Cam lining up for number 2

M8sses
1-2-8 richmond
2-4-16 shemales

 

[tiger_tough]

Ross best on so far.

 

[harimal12]

How are we even still in this? So small and slow

 

[smurfin]

Sorry

All good. Wasn't having a go at you.
Keep going with the commentary.

Ross looking a class above. With a bit of time he's absolutely nailing his kicks.

 

[guruisatiger]

He should be playing in the AFL it's a joke that others get games before him.

He play his best position in the reserves as a centre square mid
He needs to play this position in the senior team perfect rotation mid we crucified him by playing half back and wing, he is a natural midfielder
When Taranto rests forward and when Hopper is on the bench
Ross should be in the centre square
Dow is having a great game as well
Elliot
Mutaz
Bauer
All trying really hard
Great effort by our boys
We have gutsed it out really well
We have the best end to kick to this quarter
Ho tigers