Voting time: Worst Moniker in global sport! (Poll Added)

[NorthernLights]

"Go Magics!" Think about it.

 

[Morganashlee]

"Go Magics!" Think about it.

I get it, just don't see why anyone would actually care about that lol

 

[NorthernLights]

I get it, just don't see why anyone would actually care about that lol

That's what this thread is for honey.

 

[craffles]

Butte Pirates & FL Fart in hot pursuit of the pearr

 

[go you pups]

"Big Vee"

Bbbboooooooooooooooooooooourns

 

[go you pups]

Butte Pirates & FL Fart in hot pursuit of the pearr

Is FL Fart a Swedish team?

Fart means speed in those parts of the world

 

[craffles]

Is FL Fart a Swedish team?

Fart means speed in those parts of the world

According to Wikipedia they are Norwegian and it means speed. Their ground is named Fartbana hahaha.


Don't care what their native definition is, our translation is hilarious. Nomination still stands

 

[CM86]

Voted for Port.

I think the fighting artichokes is an awesome moniker!!!

 

[craffles]

Disagree. Look at the mascot!

 

[royals1922]

According to Wikipedia they are Norwegian and it means speed. Their ground is named Fartbana hahaha.


Don't care what their native definition is, our translation is hilarious. Nomination still stands

So it would be tautologous to say as quick as a far.t

 

[CrowEater888]

 

[CrowEater888]

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Some of the worst were the early VFL nicknames: The Same Olds, The Gorillas, The Pivotonians, The Mayblooms, The Fuchsias, The Shinboners, The Bloods, The Tri-Colours, The Wasps, The Butchers

 

[Red mist]

Port running away with this. Good on em.

 

[Spongebob]

For Simpsons fans, there really is a team called the Albuquerque Isotopes

 

[SydCrow]

The Florida Marlins just because the plural of marlin is marlin FFS. Apparently they are now called the Miami Marlins, so they changed their name and still couldn't get it right.

and this is pretty weird

 

[fumbler]

Melbourne United / WTF

CBR Brave / Aussie ice hockey club, it's canberra not CBR dicks.

Ottawa Redblacks / are they red? are they black?

Hamilton Tiger-Cats

Deportivo Wanka / Soccer club from Peru

Pekin Chinks / now Dragons

Yuma Criminals / must be an associate of Collingwood

 

[Allikat]

Surely Butte Pirates should be up for best moniker?

 

[royals1922]

For Simpsons fans, there really is a team called the Albuquerque Isotopes

If the team lost would they have meltdowns..

 

[AceAndy]

Some of the worst were the early VFL nicknames: The Same Olds, The Gorillas, The Pivotonians, The Mayblooms, The Fuchsias, The Shinboners, The Bloods, The Tri-Colours, The Wasps, The Butchers

Who were the Gorillas and the Butchers ??

 

[royals1922]

Who were the Gorillas and the Butchers ??

Gorillas were Fitzroy.

 

[AceAndy]

Gorillas were Fitzroy.

Had a vague feeling about the Gorillas but never heard anyone referred to as the Butchers.

 

[royals1922]

Some of the worst were the early VFL nicknames: The Same Olds, The Gorillas, The Pivotonians, The Mayblooms, The Fuchsias, The Shinboners, The Bloods, The Tri-Colours, The Wasps, The Butchers

Jack there is no evidence nm were ever the shinboners before the mid to late 30s. Zero.

They were called the gluepotters though on more than one occasion as a result of their oval being a gluepot

 

[royals1922]

Had a vague feeling about the Gorillas but never heard anyone referred to as the Butchers.

Butchers has me too but I keep an open mind on this so would not be surprised by anything.

 

[Glorious couch life]

Poll keeps resetting. Only votes for Jack Watts should not be counted. Thread should be divvied and OP is a Phag and Animal was the shittest muppet.