Game Day Welcome to Minnow Monday as the Desperate Dingley Dawks take on the only club more racist than them the Korio Kat Klan at the... MCG?!? lol

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Gonna be a lot of empty seats for this minnowfest so if you're in town with nothing better to do like cut your toenails or have a lobotomy, feel free to get on down as they'll probably be handing out free pies and beers to get some seat fillers in to hold the tarps down

Bottom2thorn will be keen to perform a post-natal abortion on their Owen but if they bring the same boring brand of footy as Sam "needs to extract his digit" Mitchell had them roll out last week they can forget about that. At least they can draw some solace from knowing that Worst Coast will keep them off the bottom of the ladder for the entire season, so no pressure really, and also that Jeff Kennett is no longer their president

The Coriostan Pussies are on the road again after unconvincing wins against fellow minnows the Aints and Crom and will be desperate to hold on to their spot in the 8 before their inevitable second half of the season slump/nap time. Meanwhile we can only hope the long 59 minute journey to the 'G won't cause Ollie "Strolley" Henry to miss his mum too much, and that MCG catering stocked enough hamburgers for Porkins (c. 350)

Handbaggers by 10 goals, anything less would be a massive choke

 

[crazywildhorse]

See you are eager to pump up this one.

I bet you also like pineapple on pizza

 

[BloodRet]

I remember when this fixture used to be a classic in the making. Now it's just washed up irrelevancy

 

[Tiger2709]

Watching out for any late withdrawals for nose injuries.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I remember when this fixture used to be a classic in the making. Now it's just washed up irrelevancy

Last 10 games:

Horf average winning margin <2 goals
Scats average winning margin >7 goals

 

[AvantGardener]

I remember when this fixture used to be a classic in the making. Now it's just washed up irrelevancy

'Back in my day' yeah ok boomer

 

[BloodRet]

'Back in my day' yeah ok boomer

When these matches were good, Carlton were still shit. Feel old yet?

 

[AvantGardener]

When these matches were good, Carlton were still s**t. Feel old yet?

I am old enough to remember 2023 Elimination final what about you?

 

[BloodRet]

I am old enough to remember 2023 Elimination final what about you?

Literally your biggest accomplishment since 1995

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Back in the day, Carlton won a flag

No it’s true, really

 

[AvantGardener]

Literally your biggest accomplishment since 1995

Wasnt even our biggest accomplishment that month actually.

72 years and a relocation

 

[AvantGardener]

Back in the day, Carlton won a flag

No it’s true, really

16 of them

 

[BloodRet]

Wasnt even our biggest accomplishment that month actually.

72 years and a relocation

And still seen more flags than you (probably)

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

16 of them

Back in the day

 

[AvantGardener]

Back in the day

You've won 1 legit one in 60 years.
3 in 60 yrs if you include **. How is your mob any different?

 

[AvantGardener]

And still seen more flags than you (probably)

 

[BloodRet]

 

[NetworkNerd]

Only thing interesting is can Geelong win by enough to claim top spot in the ladder/send Hawthorn to the bottom.

A scoreline of
Geelong: 28.22.190
Hawthorn: 6.9.45

Will do it

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

How is your mob any different?

In that we’ve won 2 flags and 4 PFs while you’ve been busy winning 5 spoons, sacking 7 Coaches and toasting draft picks like they were marshmallows, you nitwit

Now stop stinking up my beautiful game day Fred with your pathetic But but ism

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Back in the day, Carlton won a flag

No it’s true, really

The year windows 95 was released.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Only thing interesting is can Geelong win by enough to claim top spot in the ladder/send Hawthorn to the bottom.

A scoreline of
Geelong: 28.22.190
Hawthorn: 6.9.45

Will do it

And, even if Massacre 2024 does happen, in the light of history, despite all their home and away record-setting, Hawks will still be regarded as the better side overall with more premierships, more dynasties and more legendary players. Weird to be them.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Hawthorn build going ok.
Geelong has been list still got petrol in tank.

Katters by 16

 

[MisterMarcus]

I love how this was supposed to be a troll of Geelong and Hawthorn, then Old Mate stuck his oar in and now everyone is just dumping on the Blues....

 

[AvantGardener]

I love how this was supposed to be a troll of Geelong and Hawthorn, then Old Mate stuck his oar in and now everyone is just dumping on the Blues....

That's how irrelevant you two minnows have become.

 

[zackah]

Started the round with a owenfest and now finishing with a minnowfest.

At least Essendon were able to give something back to football fans this Easter.