Media WEST COAST WONDERS: Club Statement

[Headless]

Please note that I have been dismissed for a player who is parachuted in for possibly ONE game, whilst a certain player has been retained on the strength of their ONE post in a match thread for the entire season!

I was brought to the club for the purpose of fixing their finals record, which before I arrived stood at 5 consecutive finals losses, including consecutive straight sets exits. In my two seasons, the Wonders have now gone 3-1 in finals, and this is the thanks I get?

Anyone feeling sorry for the Wonders in losing 5 star players for S30 need only look at this to understand why. The club is a shambles.

Awful culture.

You hate to see it.

 

[Headless]

The Wonders are Broken.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

this hurts.

 

[GremioPower]

Please note that I have been dismissed for a player who is parachuted in for possibly ONE game, whilst a certain player has been retained on the strength of their ONE post in a match thread for the entire season!

I was brought to the club for the purpose of fixing their finals record, which before I arrived stood at 5 consecutive finals losses, including consecutive straight sets exits. In my two seasons, the Wonders have now gone 3-1 in finals, and this is the thanks I get?

Anyone feeling sorry for the Wonders in losing 5 star players for S30 need only look at this to understand why. The club is a shambles.

I would heartfully welcome you back home, Ant Bear.

 

[Ant Bear]

I would heartfully welcome you back home, Ant Bear.

I'm a special needs child.

 

[GremioPower]

I'm a special needs child.

We even have people with experience on that, you know...

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I knew we should have named our emergencies.

WAIT.

You didn't?

*sigh*

Do you guys even media, bro?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

This is disgraceful, my lawyers will be filing for an injunction.

Just disband them and be done with it. Be doing us all a favour

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Just disband them and be done with it. Be doing us all a favour

The Furballs are clearly nervous about being flogged by the Wonders in #TheLastDance

 

[Wacky Tiger]

The Furballs are clearly nervous about being flogged by the Wonders in #TheLastDance

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[NaturalDisaster]

Like the Wonders have the balls to do this. He’ll be added back at 11.57 pm tonight

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Like the Wonders have the balls to do this. He’ll be added back at 11.57 pm tonight

Not happening.

 

[Cactus_]

Awful culture.

You hate to see it.

It is unfortunate when a club has players who are maybe focused on their own individual achievements more than our collective success as a club.

Even worse when they are senior players who should know better and should be setting an example for the younger players and rookies.

But as you can see the Wonders leadership group have drawn a line in the sand. Commit and contribute. Or join the other spectators in the stands.

 

[Santoz]

Dragons sign Ant Bear!

Dragons delist serial_thrilla

Squad amended.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Like the Wonders have the balls to do this. He’ll be added back at 11.57 pm tonight

Unlike you ND, we'll stand firm.

 

[Santoz]

This is disgraceful, my lawyers will be filing for an injunction.

Like your lawyers need any more work mate.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Unlike you ND, we'll stand firm.

Bull ****ing shit

The WONDERS have more self entitled squibs than any other club, even the Bombers.

Dumbarse is right, you will backflip because this was just a cheap attempt to get some more "me me me" time for you and bono

 

[Headless]

It is unfortunate when a club has players who are maybe focused on their own individual achievements more than our collective success as a club.

Even worse when they are senior players who should know better and should be setting an example for the younger players and rookies.

But as you can see the Wonders leadership group have drawn a line in the sand. Commit and contribute. Or join the other spectators in the stands.

You think every named player has contributed more than AB this season, do you?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Unlike you ND, we'll stand firm.

When don’t I stand firm, Wiglet?

Dumbarse is right

My new sig

 

[U2tigers]

You think every named player has contributed more than AB this season, do you?

Your hard defence has nothing to do with the All Sweet F.A. final decision now sitting with Ant Bear.

Way to make sure you get selected.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

His derisory comment on our last Foundation Cup match in Rd 16 made it clear where he stands on our Club and yours for that matter.

You think every named player has contributed more than AB this season, do you?

There is no malice or ill will from our LG or the Club.

We look forward to Ant Bear finding a new Club more attuned to his aspirations.

At the same time the Wonders are fully appreciative of the time and effort Ant Bear puts into the Sweet FA. The special case of the S28 All SFA aside, we have supported him and the work he has done.

 

[Headless]

Your hard defence has nothing to do with the All Sweet F.A. final decision now sitting with Ant Bear.

Way to make sure you get selected.

I didn't agree with several All Sweet-FA selections last season and the same will probably be true this season.

My impending brutal and tragic denial of a third All Seeet-FA gig, whilst upsetting and no doubt something I will post about for years to come, is irrelevant.

P.S. AB, please pick me.

 

[Headless]

His derisory comment on our last Foundation Cup match in Rd 16 made it clear where he stands on our Club and yours for that matter.



There is no malice or ill will from our LG or the Club.

We look forward to Ant Bear finding a new Club more attuned to aspirations.

At the same time the Wonders are fully appreciative of the time and effort Ant Bear puts into the Sweet FA. The special case of the S28 All SFA aside, we have supported him and the work he has done.

Wonders: "we select the side on contribution"
Headless: "you think every selected player has contributed more than AB this season?"
Wonders: "there is no malice, and we are also threatened by your interchange prowess"

Broken: "tehe!"

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

You think every named player has contributed more than AB this season, do you?

 

[Headless]

What a horrible reflection on your club. I can see why you're trying to bail as soon as possible.