Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

[SaintsSeptember]

So my young bloke doesn't want to have an automatic license like all the other sissy drivers on the road, and we're out doing driving lessons in the manual. As happens occasionally he stalls pulling away from a roundabout.
This knob in a hotted up ute honks his horn, then once we're going , he tailgates him up the road. ( doing 50 in a 50 zone). At the next traffic lights i had to get out and politely and loudly inform him that i know he masturbates a lot.

He has a bumper sticker on his ute, "your daughter likes this" NO SHE DOESN'T you knob. I've brought her up really well and she has really good w***er detection.

 

[William Wonka]

So KardiniaPark is a 13 y.o girl?

Thank goodness, that makes his 'hobbies' so much less worrying.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Had a recruiter call me on my mobile the other day. Screened the call. Left me a voice message which I ignored. Two hours later he googled my work place and called that. Receptionist left an email saying XXX from XXX Recruitment Company has called and wants to speak with you urgently regarding a personal matter. Called him back and gave him a serve.

Scum of the earth.

Had a lawyer call and leave a message for me recently. Went along the lines of mentioning all the messages she'd left and I wasn't getting back to her. This was the first time she had called. I called her back and she was happy as Larry until I asked why she left said message. Awkward silence from her end. No idea why she did it and her name is now mud with me. No time for that shit whatsoever. For the record, she was shit and sold something to her cleint he was never getting across the line.

 

[Reppie]

Mainstream news outlets.
Anyone falling for their crap need slapping with some stinging nettle around the face.
Oh...and politicians who are raping the taxpayer for their own pleasure should also be horse whipped.
And Jailed.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Care to expand on that?

Yes, the entire Indian and Lebanese communities. Also, the French.

 

[William Wonka]

Yes, the entire Indian and Lebanese communities. Also, the French.

Dont forget the Dutch.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

A Current Affair.... hard hitting journalism.

and tonight.... silly voice man is going to investigate what Coles has on special this week.

 

[ChappyUK]

Yes, the entire Indian and Lebanese communities. Also, the French.

Agree with French. Pompous shits. Last week I had dinner at a french guys house so I thoughtfully brought a very reasonable bottle of Aussie shiraz. When I gave it to him he looked none too impressed and in a jokesy voice said I was brave bringing an Aussie wine to a Frenchman's house. He then put it aside not to be seen again for the rest of the night even though we went through plenty of mediocre French shit.

 

[KardiniaPark]

People that drink wine and bang on about it. And the Greeks.

 

[XXRL]

Calling Soccer 'Football' should be an instant permaban.

The word police grind my gears.

 

[chelseacarlton]

People that drink wine and bang on about it. And the Greeks.

There's more to this post than meets the eye!

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

People that drink wine and bang on about it. And the Greeks.

did someone get drunk on wine and put it up your shitter?

 

[richoatthedisco]

did someone get drunk on wine and put it up your shitter?

Why are altar boys always standing and kneeling?

Because it's too painful to sit.

 

[Yidaki]

"Oktoberfest" celebrations in Australia which start once Oktoberfest is actually over.

In fact, having an "Oktoberfest" in Australia is pretty gear grind worthy.

Add Halloween to that.

Come at me you Halloween fanbois.

 

[Pessimistic]

People shocked that Sophie monk was just acting out and not looking for love

Why would someone who became known in the first place via a reality to show would be any different to the other wannabees

 

[Freofalcon]

People shocked that Sophie monk was just acting out and not looking for love

Why would someone who became known in the first place via a reality to show would be any different to the other wannabees

I'm shocked that people actually watch that crap.

 

[Pessimistic]

I'm shocked that people actually watch that crap.

I watch via gogglebox

 

[Freofalcon]

I watch via gogglebox

My initial post is just as relevant here.

 

[William Wonka]

The word police grind my gears.

If I was being pedantic I would insist you use soccers formal title- Fairyball.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

People that drink wine and bang on about it. And the Greeks.

A lot of Greeks drink wine, but they don't bang on about it so much.
Its better than banging on about drinking vodka cruisers, or west coast coolers, or **** sucking cowboys.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I'm shocked that people actually watch that crap.

I like Sophie Monk, not as a singer or an actress, I just think she'd be fun in a pub if she was a bit pissed.
Weird thing is I think the same about Jackie Lambie. I just reckon drunk Jackie would be the life of the party.

 

[William Wonka]

I like Sophie Monk, not as a singer or an actress, I just think she'd be fun in bed if she was a bit pissed.
Weird thing is I think the same about Jackie Lambie.

Edited and agreed.

 

[El Dubya]

Yes, the entire Indian and Lebanese communities. Also, the French.

I can get behind these ones. Not sure about our indigenous brethren. Although Motlop and Varcoe have pushed it.

 

[XXRL]

If I was being pedantic I would insist you use soccers formal title- Fairyball.

Two things:

1. The formal title is Association Football; and,
2. You forgot the ownership apostrophe - "soccer's formal title".

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Edited and agreed.

I'm not sure i meet the criteria for Jackie