Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

[ChappyUK]

People that **** you around.

Recruiter rang up last Thursday saying this company wants me to come in for an interview. Four days later and after multiple calls I now find out that the job has been put on hold. Seriously get your shit together. You are ****ing with people. This wasn't some start up this was a huge multi-national. How the **** can you get to the position to be ready for interviews then can a job.

Also once again recruiters can GAGF. If I.didn't ring I know this ****er wouldn't have rung me to tell me. Why are these campaigners so afraid to deliver bad news. They put forward 3 people for each role. The least they could do is contact those three people to deliver whatever news they have. Weak pea hearted campaigners.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Just tell 7/11 to GAGF

 

[ChappyUK]

Just tell 7/11 to GAGF

Zing

 

[KardiniaPark]

Mrs KP has the same problem. She also had a 90 minute interview before being told that they probably can't pay her what she wanted. For the whole interview I was waiting for her in a back alley car park leaning up against the car thinking that she'd be 15 minutes. I'm fairly sure I'm on some sort sex offender watch list now.

 

[ChappyUK]

Yesterday I had just dropped my daughter off at gymnastics and was walking to a cafe to wait. I was checking a text message when I walked past this chavvy mum and her daughters.

She screamed at me 'What the **** do you think you are doing weirdo'. I stopped and gave her a look to say WTF are you on about you crazy meth head. 'Youz was filming my daughters with your phone'.
'I was checking my messages you crazy bitch'
Then she gave me a dumb look and said. 'Oh. sorry'
FMD

 

[Good_Old]

Yesterday I had just dropped my daughter off at gymnastics and was walking to a cafe to wait. I was checking a text message when I walked past this chavvy mum and her daughters.

She screamed at me 'What the **** do you think you are doing weirdo'. I stopped and gave her a look to say WTF are you on about you crazy meth head. 'Youz was filming my daughters with your phone'.
'I was checking my messages you crazy bitch'
Then she gave me a dumb look and said. 'Oh. sorry'
FMD

England sounds amazing.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Yesterday I had just dropped my daughter off at gymnastics and was walking to a cafe to wait. I was checking a text message when I walked past this chavvy mum and her daughters.

She screamed at me 'What the **** do you think you are doing weirdo'. I stopped and gave her a look to say WTF are you on about you crazy meth head. 'Youz was filming my daughters with your phone'.
'I was checking my messages you crazy bitch'
Then she gave me a dumb look and said. 'Oh. sorry'
FMD

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

England sounds amazing.

In a previous life I was from Norfern England and my name was Arthur Blackpudding

 

[ChappyUK]

Pics or it didn't happen.

****ing weirdo

 

[Good_Old]

In a previous life I was from Norfern England and my name was Arthur Blackpudding

Not sure what this means but okay then.

 

[RelaxMax]

In a previous life I was from Norfern England and my name was Arthur Blackpudding

A Grand Master of the long lost martial art, Ecky Thump











Who..... me?

I didn't say anything

 

[Bont2Bruce]

I agree ... campaigners

Stupid iphone is blocking the view of the chick in the next row.

 

[RedVest4]

People who have fitbits or those pointless aps that "count your steps". Pretty much made for people who are too fat and lazy to go and exercise and have a way to lie to themselves thinking they are staying fit by walking from their car to their desk at work each day.

 

[Morganashlee]

Stupid iphone is blocking the view of the chick in the next row.

Got it fixed today I will ensure this doesn't occur again

 

[Northworth]

Yesterday I had just dropped my daughter off at gymnastics and was walking to a cafe to wait. I was checking a text message when I walked past this chavvy mum and her daughters.

She screamed at me 'What the **** do you think you are doing weirdo'. I stopped and gave her a look to say WTF are you on about you crazy meth head. 'Youz was filming my daughters with your phone'.
'I was checking my messages you crazy bitch'
Then she gave me a dumb look and said. 'Oh. sorry'
FMD

were the messages about the photos you were taking?

 

[big bootaaaaah]

Yesterday I had just dropped my daughter off at gymnastics and was walking to a cafe to wait. I was checking a text message when I walked past this chavvy mum and her daughters.

She screamed at me 'What the **** do you think you are doing weirdo'. I stopped and gave her a look to say WTF are you on about you crazy meth head. 'Youz was filming my daughters with your phone'.
'I was checking my messages you crazy bitch'
Then she gave me a dumb look and said. 'Oh. sorry'
FMD

The bloody sun was shining on my phone and I couldn't read the screen. It just happened that the nearest source of shade was under your daughters skirt, keep calm lady!!

 

[big bootaaaaah]

People who hold a spirit level vertically against a wall and say they are checking if the wall is 'level'

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

When you get given cider instead of beer.

Angry face

 

[Packedlunch]

When you get given cider instead of beer.

Angry face

RedVest4 doesn't mind this.

 

[RedVest4]

RedVest4 doesn't mind this.

G'day Packedlunch hope you are well mate

 

[AAACockburn]

Dickheads, that pull up right on the shoulder of a blind corner and sit there. Leaving you no option to go round, without entering the oncoming lane.

FFS, how hard is it to go round the corner and pull right off the road on a straight?

 

[yyou]

cigarette smokers. especially on a rainy day when those campaigners take the shelter near buildings. get out in the street, you may as well end it quickly!
Loud people on public transport, especially on the quiet carriage on V line!
Foxtel's automated voice recognition service
bandwagon supporters
work footy tipping, when the office lady who knows nothing about footy & picks by names she likes & wins, then proceeds to gloat
idiots who expect you to move out of the way on the pavement when you are pushing a full nana trolley which has fixed wheels (I live in the city)
train & tram drivers who don't wait that 5 seconds to let you on
outdoor eating & drinking establishments which allow smoking. ffs, just because I want to breathe I have to eat & drink indoors
warm beer of any kind. i don't care what they do in other countries. Beer should be cold!
Bills!
the price of my kid's new calculator, over $200!!!
the WA media's love affair with west coast
when they get the order wrong when ordering food. no tomato, no onion, extra pickles is easy!!!
people using the pool & enjoying a few tinnies (no glass allowed in the pool area), but not exiting to pee
people who don't stand up for the infirm, elderly or pregnant on public transport.
Melbourne metro beaches (Perth, I only miss the beaches & the weather at times)
stupid bosses at work
the deal or no deal host & robbie williams
nrl (neanderthal relatives league) followers calling it footy
pseudo sports like car racing
most English tv, but when i lived there for a couple of years, i loved their ads
that'll do for now. time to sit on the balcony & look at my bonsai
I really am a grumpy old man

 

[floki]

When you get given cider instead of beer.

Angry face

After training last week our RFB captain pulled this stunt and blamed it on his missus, needless to say he is no longer trusted to get the beer for after training drinks.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Bender_ i let you down, i had a captain Morgans and coke tonight.

However in my defense captain Morgans tastes like shit since they changed the formula.

 

[ChappyUK]

Hangovers when you have young kids.