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I gave up drinking it, it tasted too crap for my tastes.It's alright son. Have some more until you vomit to make sure you don't do it again.
Hangovers when you have young kids.
David Avocado Wolfe
When people post his twee life affirming excrement on my feed I wanna defecate in my hands and throw it at yoga schools. Some idiocy like "Mother Earth will only love those who love themselves" along with a hot hippy looking chick in a bikini facing the rising sun with her arms flung out wide as if she's hugging the sunshine. I work like a ******* dog and don't need the idea put to me that I can go around leading an awesome life by embracing whatever wellness warrior fad is currently sweeping it's sugar-free organic hand picked by Peruvian orphans way through the more gullible and naive parts of Facegram and Titter.
****. Off.
When you've been sitting behind someone doing 90k and they speed up to 110k when you finally get to an overtaking lane.Probably been mentioned, but people that are driving slow enough that you need to overtake them, but as you as start doing so, they start speeding up to the speed limit (finally) and seem to actively try to stop you overtaking. WTF you stupid ingrates, if you were going slow enough to be overtaken, let it happen.
Exactly!When you've been sitting behind someone doing 90k and they speed up to 110k when you finally get to an overtaking lane.
I don't feel I've missed anything by not knowing who this campaigner is.David Avocado Wolfe
When people post his twee life affirming excrement on my feed I wanna defecate in my hands and throw it at yoga schools. Some idiocy like "Mother Earth will only love those who love themselves" along with a hot hippy looking chick in a bikini facing the rising sun with her arms flung out wide as if she's hugging the sunshine. I work like a ******* dog and don't need the idea put to me that I can go around leading an awesome life by embracing whatever wellness warrior fad is currently sweeping it's sugar-free organic hand picked by Peruvian orphans way through the more gullible and naive parts of Facegram and Titter.
****. Off.
Maurice Speights' head cancer thing.
Jesus H Christ that's just offensive, looks like a 3rd nipple. He's not even bald - GROW YA ****EN HAIR YA FREAK.
I'd like to **** off all those "Gaia" arseholes to the Amazon basin and see how long they ****en last.... dimwit campaigners
It looks like his hair is even growing on IT!!
Or through it. Just wrong.
They'd die of ****en starvation because they couldn't be 100% sure that the guava they picked from a vine is totally organic and Fairtrade and they sure as hell couldn't cook any meat over an open fire because Mother Earth is hot enough already. If you could live off smug they'd be OK, but you can't so get stuffed campaigners.
The flight I am on was due to depart at 11.20am. We've just turned back to the terminal for the second time (it's 1.33pm). We aren't moving. Get up to take a piss and the Gestapo hosties are nearly ready to arrest me as 'the seatbelt light is on' (whilst they stand next to the toilet chatting). I ask them what are my options other than pissing myself? Gee I love our nanny state country.
Pre school teacheresses who won't put out in the cleaning cupboard.
They just don't make 'em like when I was in school.Frigid bitch.
David Avocado Wolfe
When people post his twee life affirming excrement on my feed I wanna defecate in my hands and throw it at yoga schools. Some idiocy like "Mother Earth will only love those who love themselves" along with a hot hippy looking chick in a bikini facing the rising sun with her arms flung out wide as if she's hugging the sunshine. I work like a ******* dog and don't need the idea put to me that I can go around leading an awesome life by embracing whatever wellness warrior fad is currently sweeping it's sugar-free organic hand picked by Peruvian orphans way through the more gullible and naive parts of Facegram and Titter.
****. Off.