Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

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Bender_ i let you down, i had a captain Morgans and coke tonight.

However in my defense captain Morgans tastes like shit since they changed the formula.

It's alright son. Have some more until you vomit to make sure you don't do it again.
 

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David Avocado Wolfe

When people post his twee life affirming excrement on my feed I wanna defecate in my hands and throw it at yoga schools. Some idiocy like "Mother Earth will only love those who love themselves" along with a hot hippy looking chick in a bikini facing the rising sun with her arms flung out wide as if she's hugging the sunshine. I work like a ****ing dog and don't need the idea put to me that I can go around leading an awesome life by embracing whatever wellness warrior fad is currently sweeping it's sugar-free organic hand picked by Peruvian orphans way through the more gullible and naive parts of Facegram and Titter.

****. Off.
 
David Avocado Wolfe

When people post his twee life affirming excrement on my feed I wanna defecate in my hands and throw it at yoga schools. Some idiocy like "Mother Earth will only love those who love themselves" along with a hot hippy looking chick in a bikini facing the rising sun with her arms flung out wide as if she's hugging the sunshine. I work like a ******* dog and don't need the idea put to me that I can go around leading an awesome life by embracing whatever wellness warrior fad is currently sweeping it's sugar-free organic hand picked by Peruvian orphans way through the more gullible and naive parts of Facegram and Titter.

****. Off.

I'd like to **** off all those "Gaia" arseholes to the Amazon basin and see how long they ****en last.... dimwit campaigners
 
Probably been mentioned, but people that are driving slow enough that you need to overtake them, but as you as start doing so, they start speeding up to the speed limit (finally) and seem to actively try to stop you overtaking. WTF you stupid ingrates, if you were going slow enough to be overtaken, let it happen.
 
Probably been mentioned, but people that are driving slow enough that you need to overtake them, but as you as start doing so, they start speeding up to the speed limit (finally) and seem to actively try to stop you overtaking. WTF you stupid ingrates, if you were going slow enough to be overtaken, let it happen.
When you've been sitting behind someone doing 90k and they speed up to 110k when you finally get to an overtaking lane.
 
When you've been sitting behind someone doing 90k and they speed up to 110k when you finally get to an overtaking lane.
Exactly!
 
David Avocado Wolfe

When people post his twee life affirming excrement on my feed I wanna defecate in my hands and throw it at yoga schools. Some idiocy like "Mother Earth will only love those who love themselves" along with a hot hippy looking chick in a bikini facing the rising sun with her arms flung out wide as if she's hugging the sunshine. I work like a ******* dog and don't need the idea put to me that I can go around leading an awesome life by embracing whatever wellness warrior fad is currently sweeping it's sugar-free organic hand picked by Peruvian orphans way through the more gullible and naive parts of Facegram and Titter.

****. Off.
I don't feel I've missed anything by not knowing who this campaigner is.
 
Maurice Speights' head cancer thing.

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What is it? Why is it there? He's got all that money and he can't get it removed?

It's gross. It's all I can look at when he's on the court. It makes me want to throw up.

Kill it with fire.
 
Jesus H Christ that's just offensive, looks like a 3rd nipple. He's not even bald - GROW YA ****EN HAIR YA FREAK.

It looks like his hair is even growing on IT!!
 

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I'd like to **** off all those "Gaia" arseholes to the Amazon basin and see how long they ****en last.... dimwit campaigners

They'd die of ****en starvation because they couldn't be 100% sure that the guava they picked from a vine is totally organic and Fairtrade and they sure as hell couldn't cook any meat over an open fire because Mother Earth is hot enough already. If you could live off smug they'd be OK, but you can't so get ****ed campaigners.
 
They'd die of ****en starvation because they couldn't be 100% sure that the guava they picked from a vine is totally organic and Fairtrade and they sure as hell couldn't cook any meat over an open fire because Mother Earth is hot enough already. If you could live off smug they'd be OK, but you can't so get stuffed campaigners.

You'd be surprised what people will resort to when faced with death.

These campaigners would flake like a chocolate bar in 40 degree heat don't worry about that. Just watch them kill the next moving thing in order to eat.
 
The flight I am on was due to depart at 11.20am. We've just turned back to the terminal for the second time (it's 1.33pm). We aren't moving. Get up to take a piss and the Gestapo hosties are nearly ready to arrest me as 'the seatbelt light is on' (whilst they stand next to the toilet chatting). I ask them what are my options other than pissing myself? Gee I love our nanny state country.
 
The flight I am on was due to depart at 11.20am. We've just turned back to the terminal for the second time (it's 1.33pm). We aren't moving. Get up to take a piss and the Gestapo hosties are nearly ready to arrest me as 'the seatbelt light is on' (whilst they stand next to the toilet chatting). I ask them what are my options other than pissing myself? Gee I love our nanny state country.

I hope you pissed yourself to prove a point.
 
David Avocado Wolfe

When people post his twee life affirming excrement on my feed I wanna defecate in my hands and throw it at yoga schools. Some idiocy like "Mother Earth will only love those who love themselves" along with a hot hippy looking chick in a bikini facing the rising sun with her arms flung out wide as if she's hugging the sunshine. I work like a ******* dog and don't need the idea put to me that I can go around leading an awesome life by embracing whatever wellness warrior fad is currently sweeping it's sugar-free organic hand picked by Peruvian orphans way through the more gullible and naive parts of Facegram and Titter.

****. Off.

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