What shits ya!

[GUMBLETRON]

Optus have a planned network outage in our area today, except they forgot to send notifications about it.

As I ask my students, what have we learnt today?

 

[Pweter]

As I ask my students, what have we learnt today?

That Optus shit me to tears.

And going forwards we're not going to have all internet/data across all devices channeling through a single provider.

Did I pass?

 

[Drummer_19]

Having to listen to these people bang in the place above me while I'm trying to sleep

 

[Beerfish]

Having to listen to these people bang in the place above me while I'm trying to sleep

 

[windyhill]

3rd jab yesterday, this time Moderna, I propose a name change to Murder. Feel absolutely shithouse.

 

[Pweter]

3rd jab yesterday, this time Moderna, I propose a name change to Murder. Feel absolutely shithouse.

Ya right now mate? I went pfizer for jab 3 when i heard the original moderna dosage had been tweaked and was only marginally more effective. Quite a few people i know, like you, have had a few ordinary days after moderna but were fine after both pfizers

 

[windyhill]

Ya right now mate? I went pfizer for jab 3 when i heard the original moderna dosage had been tweaked and was only marginally more effective. Quite a few people i know, like you, have had a few ordinary days after moderna but were fine after both pfizers

Better Pweter, thank you for asking. You have done well with your choices.

 

[mike14]

Very minor, but seeing Andrew Lovett being referred to as an 'ex Bomber' in news articles, with nary a mention of St Kilda, shits me...

What shits me more is the ridicolously lenient sentances abusers still seem to receive. 8 months for 14 separate incidents? GTFO

 

[Dave]

Very minor, but seeing Andrew Lovett being referred to as an 'ex Bomber' in news articles, with nary a mention of St Kilda, shits me...

What shits me more is the ridicolously lenient sentances abusers still seem to receive. 8 months for 14 separate incidents? GTFO

He's lucky it wasn't my child is all I'll say.

 

[Pweter]

Blackouts. They nearly always happen at night time too, just after dinner.

 

[windyhill]

Listening to people eat. I am currently in a truck listening to the driver sucking on ****ing lollies. It sounds like he is gurgling soup.

 

[eth-dog]

People who stand still on an escalator on the right hand side to stop people walking up

 

[Beerfish]

Gumtree.

 

[ant555]

Drivers who do not know the road rules . Give way to traffic in the round about dick heads .

 

[windyhill]

People, generally tourists, generally of Asian decent , who continually, summer after summer, recklessly go into our surf and either drown or cause mayhem. It’s called a rip my friends, you can’t swim for ****, just wet the feet take your selfie and save your own life.
Every single summer. Like clockwork.

 

[doug85]

People, generally tourists, generally of Asian decent , who continually, summer after summer, recklessly go into our surf and either drown or cause mayhem. It’s called a rip my friends, you can’t swim for *, just wet the feet take your selfie and save your own life.
Every single summer. Like clockwork.

Build the wall?

 

[DERO]

Build the wall?

CALD community is probably a nicer way of saying it.

 

[windyhill]

Build the wall?

Nah, swimming lessons.

 

[Glorfindel]

People that prefer to pay lip service than just say no or they’re not interested.

 

[windyhill]

Political press conferences, normally outside , and they are mouthing off about whatever, and they have five or six clowns in the background nodding at everything. Check it out. ****s me off.

 

[Beerfish]

Political press conferences, normally outside , and they are mouthing off about whatever, and they have five or six clowns in the background nodding at everything. Check it out. *s me off.

Yep. Every pollie needs their noddies.

 

[yodellinhank]

Political press conferences, normally outside , and they are mouthing off about whatever, and they have five or six clowns in the background nodding at everything. Check it out. *s me off.

nods in agreeance

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Gumtree.

"I can offer <insert lowball here> cash!"

What else are people expecting to pay with? EFTPOS?

 

[Beerfish]

"I can offer <insert lowball here> cash!"

What else are people expecting to pay with? EFTPOS?

Send me your email address!

 

[Zephyr Spirally]

Lately - most everything and everyone.


A ‘ What doesn’t shit ya’ thread would have fewer pages.