mdavideedee_man64
Debutant
- Jun 11, 2019
- 94
- 32
- AFL Club
- Melbourne
- Banned
- #101
wtf why denmark, thats a countryI think 46
Western Conference
Albany
Denmark
Busselton
Dunsbrough
Ellenbrook
Broome
West Coast
Rottnest
Derby
Fremantle
Geralton
Joondalup
Port Headland
Adelaide
Port Adelaide
Mt Gambier
Whyalla
Mt Barker
Alice Springs
Darwin
Pine Creek
Tennant Creek
Tiwi islands
Eastern
Hawks
Geelong
Sydney
St Kilda
Dogs
Magpies
Carlton
Yarra Vallley
North Melbourne
Richmond
Moe
Sail
Gold Coast
Sydney
Western Sydney
Parramatta
Brisbane
Cairnes
Melbourne
Newcastle
Canberra
Hobart
Melton
Now each year Every player is put into a pool and we take X amount of how many players available and make up some names, Put them into a hat, Players now draw and legally have to change their name to that via Deed Poll. We take the Economic sucess of each town and whoever has Most economic sucess in $ figure divided by how many people have been caught jerking it in the local carpark at woolies, will determine the figure, Whoevver comes out on first gets to pick who gets the first player (Drafting alphabetically, so if Dustin Martin has to change his name via deed poll to Aaron Aamir he's going to Adelaide (While economically shit, the locals tend to jerk off at foodland over woolies so the figure they get is going to naturally be high, Opposed to Geraldton where a good time is either meth of having a raunchy session in the woolies carpark)
Winners of each round are given a box to call out their next opponent (kind of like UFC\WWE style), and assuming they get to the agreed upon weight (team will be put on a scale and need to make the agreed upon cut (1,848, making guys like Westhoff invaluable) they will duel for the AFL championship belt. You cannot play in a Grand final unless you are within 10th seed of the top team. As long as Gil doesnt dare add in Supergoals and make the whole thing stupid