What would you do to fix Trade Week?

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Oct 20, 2004
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OK, so you are now AFL God. Congratulations.

Trade week is, naturally, a boring shitshow that follows the Uni Assignment rule - nothing, nothing, nothing for a week, and then a mad cramming rush at the end.

Here's how I'd fix it:
  • Trade radio declared illegal. No reason apart from that it is, of course, shit.
  • Remove the rule that clubs cannot speak to, or table contracts with, in-contract players before this time. It's a charade, everyone knows that terms between clubs and new players have been discussed ad nauseum well before Trade Week, players and key staff meet on the quiet to make sure everyone gets along, the sport needs to grow up.
  • Have an hour at the end of each Trade Week day for paperwork submission, and make Trade Week last all of three days.
  • No need for the AFL to sign off on future trading. You want to cut your own nose off, be our guest.
What would you do?
 

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Trade Day.

And with the club reps dressed in Speedos in a vat of jelly with Benny Hill music playing. The ones who can't get to the side to make a trade, drown in jelly.

The jelly is green.
 
Make it a month. Longer trade periods lead to more trades being suggested which leads to more opportunities. Every year there's always one or 2 trades that couldn't have happened if trade period was made shorter.
That's why it was extended from 1 week to 2 weeks.
But then the AFL realised nothing happens between days 3-12 so they shortened it to 10 days to allow that extra time, but not bore us shitless in the process.
 

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