When they write "The story of the BF Crows Board", what chapters would you like to see in it?

[PrideOf]

I'm still flat after Alice Springs, so here's a distraction from the usual Burton/Hass/Mookay/Pyke/Jenkins/missed the premiership window stuff ...

... when the story of the BF Crows Board is written (and it will be, because it will be a blockbuster), which highlights will feature? Which chapters would you like to see written?

For me, it's "Silent J: Unintentional Comedian", "The Alex Years" or "Dyertribe's Transition".

What would you like to see in there?

 

[Godallblighty]

The Carl Spackler Transcripts: The Neil Craig Zingers
The Rise and Fall of Cro-mo
Epic Threads of Our Time: Tippett

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Dangerfield over Ebert
The Craig appointment process
The Gun Club
The Festival of the Red Card

 

[VSTone]

Melting moments...those ****ing umpires in 2014
Sack Trigg
Phillip Walsh.
The whipping boys.

 

[Scorpus]

The David Mackay Fan Club
The Rise and Fall of Scott Thompson
How Wrong Could They Be? Feat. NTRabbit, Mick500

 

[Squiba]

A horse, a horse, bigfooty for a red horse

Shrouded in Red Mist; Alex the Fallen

To Doedee, or to Do not, the question is Burton

 

[StonesThrow]

Definitely the famous calls on Matt Crouch and Tom Doedee.

 

[Crow-eater]

The Coffee and Muffins with Fages Saga

Hello Darkness my old friend: The yearly "re-signing ______"

The vote to move to AO: Yes or No

Neil Craig: The Early Years

Neil Craig pt 2: Massie on Franklin

Neil Craig pt 3: The Later Years.

The Big Fish.

 

[1990crow]

The Steven Trigg customer years
Johncock to midfield yearly preseason tip
Preseason reports
Big Fish (Cameron, Parker)
17-1 free kicks Pannell
Rucci alias on big footy era (do you any newz?)
Demons tank, crows punished
Bombers dope, Crows didn’t cooperate (Andy huge D)

And sadly, Walsh’s passing

 

[Smoooothy]

the gun club

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Rendell; one white parent
Petrenko's 50th game

 

[1990crow]

North Melbourne 2013.
Rowie “the crows are going to win!”

 

[Slippery Pete]

“Are you paid by the wrong?” - The Life and Times of Crow Mo

“He’s a loose what in defence?” - Spackler and AFGM talk tactics. Or something.

“The Capacity Law” - Like Godwin’s Law, but better. This is the theory that as an Adelaide BF forum discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Neil Craig approaches 1.

“The Mob: Unbreakable” - The original “Mob” has a bond that cannot be broken, no matter how much they disagree on any issue post Neil Craig. (Applying for mob membership is complicated, PM me for details. Don’t bother if you like the AFLW.)

“Live from Vanuatu: Tippett is going to the Gold Coast” - The story of Jack is Back, the artist formerly known as AFGM.

“How to avoid red cards and influence nobody” - Jenny’s guide to Big Footy

“Sanders enters a thread”

Say no more

“I disagree with Slippery Pete but I’m scared to say it in case people think I’m not part of the cool group” - Relax folks, I don’t bite.

“The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Moderators” - How Carl Spackler retained his status as most popular poster even after becoming a moderator. How did he do it?

“Here’s a Red Card for Breathing in my General Direction” - Vader’s memoirs

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

Chapter 13

McCarthyism and the Adelaide board.

Whoever speaks about the white elephant in the room is either a port troll, rucci or even Kane cornes

 

[Coopers]

That one time I won the goal kicking competition needs an entire chapter.

 

[CrowinNT]

Insight into Drafting by Marty36

 

[relapse]

Dyertribe's betrayal

 

[Smoooothy]

“Here’s a Red Card for Breathing in my General Direction” - Vader’s memoirs

did lol

rickrolling the crows board was fun

 

[Elite Crow]

“In hindsight”

How many times this has been used by posters who argued a position beforehand and then when wrong, claimed “In hindsight”

 

[Rotayjay]

'Live commentary of Port Power losses: the Greatest Hits'

 

[Doc_]

“Are you paid by the wrong?” - The Life and Times of Crow Mo

“He’s a loose what in defence?” - Spackler and AFGM talk tactics. Or something.

“The Capacity Law” - Like Godwin’s Law, but better. This is the theory that as an Adelaide BF forum discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Neil Craig approaches 1.

“The Mob: Unbreakable” - The original “Mob” has a bond that cannot be broken, no matter how much they disagree on any issue post Neil Craig. (Applying for mob membership is complicated, PM me for details. Don’t bother if you like the AFLW.)

“Live from Vanuatu: Tippett is going to the Gold Coast” - The story of Jack is Back, the artist formerly known as AFGM.

“How to avoid red cards and influence nobody” - Jenny’s guide to Big Footy

“Sanders enters a thread”

Say no more

“I disagree with Slippery Pete but I’m scared to say it in case people think I’m not part of the cool group” - Relax folks, I don’t bite.

“The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Moderators” - How Carl Spackler retained his status as most popular poster even after becoming a moderator. How did he do it?

“Here’s a Red Card for Breathing in my General Direction” - Vader’s memoirs

I think we found the perfect person to right the book.

 

[Jonts]

Alex, the life and death of (then life again)

 

[Geoffa32]

The rise and fall of Nathan Van Berlo.

From Inernet fanbois hero to keyboard warrior whipping boy.



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[pjcrows]

"Yeah But That's Your Opinion" - an analysis of people who unnecessarily demand that others should end all posts with "in my opinion", even though all posts are only ever someone's opinion.

February F*ckwittery - a collection of posts made during the 2nd quarter of pre-season games that prematurely label a new recruit a bust/waste of a pick, or alternatively the second coming of Mark Ricciuto.

Right In Front of Me! - the best finals-related melts, namely the 2009 Semi and obviously the 2017 GF.

Fleecin' Meesen - for all the times people, namely Drummond, posted in 2006/7 that John Meesen was getting fleeced out of a debut despite being a crap morphing of Lucas Herbert and Chad Gibson.

In: Someone good, Out: Everyone currently at the club - the best of Scorpus' weekly team selection threads (love ya work Scorpus !)

 

[FR0GGY]

The awareness chapter, maybe not actually needed in there as we are just aware of it anyway.

Phil Harper from footy GM to coffee GM

Corgies GIF chapter
Maybe we can release the book in February - take some of the gloss of the Pears summer premiership