I heard when Wayne Carey was 12 he picked a fight with Bruce Wayne and whipped his ass so bad Robin had to don the cape for 12 months afterwards.
My mum told me he impregnated an entire African nation just by glancing in it's direction.
Pretty sure he's not even human. Some kind of god, obviously.
Wayne Carey.
Roots women and then glasses them in the face afterwards. Cheats on his wife. Beat up a bikie at 16 (lol I mean really that's something a primary school bully would say about their dad to scare other kids into handing over playlunch). He did kick a ball really well and was allegedly the strongest man ever seen in Miami. Decent football commentator, guilty of sexual harassment and an acceptable captain of an AFL side. Oh and apparently good at fighting according to bigfooty.
When you lay it all out on the table this guy really is a ******* legend, isn't he?
You forgot shoots fireballs out his arse