which footy players would go alright in a scrap?

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I heard when Wayne Carey was 12 he picked a fight with Bruce Wayne and whipped his ass so bad Robin had to don the cape for 12 months afterwards.

My mum told me he impregnated an entire African nation just by glancing in it's direction.

Pretty sure he's not even human. Some kind of god, obviously.

Wayne Carey.

Roots women and then glasses them in the face afterwards. Cheats on his wife. Beat up a bikie at 16 (lol I mean really that's something a primary school bully would say about their dad to scare other kids into handing over playlunch). He did kick a ball really well and was allegedly the strongest man ever seen in Miami. Decent football commentator, guilty of sexual harassment and an acceptable captain of an AFL side. Oh and apparently good at fighting according to bigfooty.

When you lay it all out on the table this guy really is a ******* legend, isn't he?


You forgot shoots fireballs out his arse
 

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Nate Jones handles himself the best in the ring.

For pure campaigner factor, Dean Kent would be up there. Viney is tough as nails but he doesn't have the campaigner factor.
 
it is common knowledge that the hawks went in to that game to target Mark Johnson as they didnt want him walking off the field at the end of the day.

The mark Johnson thing came during the match. Mark Johnson slammed Robbie Campbell into the ground shortly before half time. That's why Dermie told Vanders and Brown to make sure he didn't walk off.
 
The mark Johnson thing came during the match. Mark Johnson slammed Robbie Campbell into the ground shortly before half time. That's why Dermie told Vanders and Brown to make sure he didn't walk off.
no that was all planned un the lead up before the game. either way Lloyd was only reacting on the coward browns attack on winderlinch for the 2nd time in as many games. its funny how all you hawks fans still crap on about it yet it all originated from the hawthorn camp. if it wasnt sewal it would have been another hawthorn player, the hit was fully deserved as it was straight out relegation in what a hawks player did to an essendon planer
 
no that was all planned un the lead up before the game. either way Lloyd was only reacting on the coward browns attack on winderlinch for the 2nd time in as many games. its funny how all you hawks fans still crap on about it yet it all originated from the hawthorn camp. if it wasnt sewal it would have been another hawthorn player, the hit was fully deserved as it was straight out relegation in what a hawks player did to an essendon planer
Not entirely sure what you're on about. don't let Mark Johnson walk off the ground was the line in the sand game and sewell was knocked out 6 or so years later. I don't think he even played in it. Couldn't give a **** to be honest about whinging either way. You win some you lose some, if you're going to give it you've got to be able to take it. Should at least have the story correct though.
 
If by "a scrap" you mean extinguish all life on Earth, then probably this guy...



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Bullshit it does. Carey looks like a ****in' pussy in it.

If Carey was so big and tough as everyone says he would have rocked up in the 2003 Adelaide match, walked straight up to Stevens and said: "Guess what mate? I stuffed your wife, what are you going to do about it?"

But he didn't, because he is a vagina.
Yikes.
 
Hodge, Gibson or Mitchel, well then the person back is turned & a few bouncers are in site. a quick belt to the back of the head by Hodge, Gibson & Mitchell then straight off to hide behind the bouncer crying for protection

You don't get a head like Lewis's without a few punches in the head.
 
Thats not true i went to Carey and pointed he had something on his shirt, when he looked down i booped his nose

He then told me how the incident hurt his feelings and a good day and stormed off with tears in his eyes. I got an e-mail later saying how i had humiliated him in the following ways

One of your best.
 

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