Banter Carlton is better in 2024. Who will be better in 2025? Carlton or Collingwood? Part 3

[Corn Cobbers]

Why do I have to list them, it's all there to see

I posted a fact for both our clubs

So if 2nd is "inept", what's 3rd? Or last?

Absolutely mired in barbed wire here, time to say "my 6yo grandson hacked into my account and posted complete rubbish"

 

[Arr0w]

So if 2nd is "inept", what's 3rd? Or last?

Absolutely mired in barbed wire here, time to say "my 6yo grandson hacked into my account and posted complete rubbish"

45 to 29, 16 flags a piece

 

[Fadge]

So if 2nd is "inept", what's 3rd? Or last?

Absolutely mired in barbed wire here, time to say "my 6yo grandson hacked into my account and posted complete rubbish"

And that 6yo Grandson has been posting for 9 years.

 

[Fadge]

45 to 29, 16 flags a piece

29.

Interesting number....

There's a 29% probability that Carlton's current premiership drought extends to 50 years (and beyond).

 

[Scritchyscroony]

No, losing more than winning them is inept

Making a grand final displays the opposite of ineptitude. Win or lose.

Not being able to make finals, make a grand final, winning spoons...that is where you get called inept.

 

[Arr0w]

29.

Interesting number....

There's a 29% probability that Carlton's current premiership drought extends to 50 years (and beyond).

Yet another fail, and deflection

"Prosperity "

 

[Chief]

Need that investigation into how a perennially underperforming team like Collingwood kept getting into the grand final.

Too much glare of the GF to fix that, while other games were easier to slip cash to players and umpires?

This scandal is a ticking time bomb.

 

[Madblue]

'Ineptitude' - you don't play in more than one third of all Grand Finals played by being 'inept' for decades at a time...

Inept & irrelevant whatever way you want to twist it

 

[Fadge]

Making a grand final displays the opposite of ineptitude. Win or lose.

Not being able to make finals, make a grand final, winning spoons...that is where you get called inept.

They really are an amazing breed.

It's almost as if they see us use a word, think 'Gee, that's a good word, and if I use it it will make me sound quite intellectual', and just use it whether it's relevant in the context or not.

Wowee.

 

[Fadge]

Inept & irrelevant whatever way you want to twist it

'Inept', 'Irrelevant'.

Sure - two words that describe Grand Final teams perfectly....

[For clarity, that was sarcasm]

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Making a grand final displays the opposite of ineptitude. Win or lose.

Not being able to make finals, make a grand final, winning spoons...that is where you get called inept.

Not even making a prelim with three number 1 picks plus Judd
#inept

 

[Corn Cobbers]

They really are an amazing breed.

It's almost as if they see us use a word, think 'Gee, that's a good word, and if I use it it will make me sound quite intellectual', and just use it whether it's relevant in the context or not.

Wowee.

"Inept" is not a word that gets thrown around lightly

Have to rack up quite a few spoons to earn that label

 

[Fadge]

Need that investigation into how a perennially underperforming team like Collingwood kept getting into the grand final.

Too much glare of the GF to fix that, while other games were easier to slip cash to players and umpires?

This scandal is a ticking time bomb.

Yeah, it really is difficult to believe a single team can be that good to perform that well over the entire history of the game, isn't it?

 

[Fadge]

Not even making a prelim with three number 1 picks plus Judd
#inept

Remember when the big achievement they bragged about from that era was 'We were a kick away from a Preliminary Final'?

 

[Arr0w]

Pies, need to make a GF, 50% more times than Carlton and still can't surpass the flag tally

I guess it has been over 4 decades

Chokers

 

[Chief]

Pies, need to make a GF, 50% more times than Carlton and still can't surpass the flag tally

I guess it has been over 4 decades

Chokers

Which is what raised a red flag for me.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

They really are an amazing breed.

It's almost as if they see us use a word, think 'Gee, that's a good word, and if I use it it will make me sound quite intellectual', and just use it whether it's relevant in the context or not.

Wowee.

They're just lucky they've got you an me an Cobbers here to set them straight Fadgey.
We are like the childcare workers making sure the kids don't eat the sand in the sandpit.

 

[Arr0w]

Which is what raised a red flag for me.

Cash payments for rolling over in GFs, think you're onto smothing here

While we took cash to win flags

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Pies, need to make a GF, 50% more times than Carlton and still can't surpass the flag tally

I guess it has been over 4 decades

Chokers

Chokers

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Pies, need to make a GF, 50% more times than Carlton and still can't surpass the flag tally

I guess it has been over 4 decades

Chokers

We are grand final chokers. I'll cop that. Facts are facts.

Inept...nah .... that's winning 5 spoons in 17 years. Actually that's beyond inept. It's dismally pathetic.

 

[Arr0w]

We are grand final chokers. I'll cop that. Facts are facts.

Inept...nah .... that's winning 5 spoons in 17 years. Actually that's beyond inept. It's dismally pathetic.

I'll cop another 5 spoons to see another 8 to 3 flags

 

[Corn Cobbers]

70,79, 81, 82

You would be 8 flags in front of us

Ancient history as relevant as the East India Company

Find me a professional sporting club, anywhere in the world, that's been worse than Carlton for the whole of this century

GO!!

 

[Corn Cobbers]

I'll cop another 5 spoons to see another 8 to 3 flags

The spoons and the 3 are on their way

 

[Arr0w]

Ancient history as relevant as the East India Company

Find me a professional sporting club, anywhere in the world, that's been worse than Carlton for the whole of this century

GO!!

That tiny little period

3 clubs on 16 flags

Pies choke harder than any of the 3

 

[Scritchyscroony]

I'll cop another 5 spoons to see another 8 to 3 flags

Well your current team of chokers is doing a great job of squandering your premiership window. So you will be rebuilding and contending for more spoons soon enough.