Why does Carlton have the worst posters on BigFooty?

[Big Red is back]

I think G2Y is a shoe in for the flog award this year.

I assume as last years winner you will present it to him?

 

[Stronzo]

I assume as last years winner you will present it to him?

It would be an honour..

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

Thanks LD (I think ). I don't mind taking the piss out of my own team now and then, because as a club we've given opposition supporters so much ammunition this decade that even the most faithful of Blues fans have difficulty defending. I don't think that my style of self ridicule would go down well with the Carlton board though. But then again I don't give a stuff about fitting in with my own. At the end of the day, I'm a footy fan and can see the funny side of our recent fails as a club and appreciate the awesome recent achievements of other teams in that time (Hawthorn withstanding).

We'll come good sooner than later and I will be the first one to cash in.

I had the most awesome photoshops ready to post if we had beaten St Kilda last week. Oh well, will have to wait until we get a bit better.

I don't think that anyone or thing goes down on the Carlton board to be truthful. Thrawn aside, they are a bunch of nuerotic, inbred, special people who fail to understand basic English and are immoralistic.

But from my observations, you are the sort of poster Carlton and Bay 13 needs.

Circle jerk aside, it's not that hard to have a laugh at your own expense from time to time is it?

 

[blue gunslinger]

I don't think that anyone or thing goes down on the Carlton board to be truthful. Thrawn aside, they are a bunch of nuerotic, inbred, special people who fail to understand basic English and are immoralistic.

But from my observations, you are the sort of poster Carlton and Bay 13 needs.

Circle jerk aside, it's not that hard to have a laugh at your own expense from time to time is it?

So much love from you. Just when we thought the well of your tears had dried up you prove us wrong. Climb back on your moral rocking horse and trot off now there's a good lad. Go play with your Transformers quietly in your room. Off you go - bye!

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

So much love from you. Just when we thought the well of your tears had dried up you prove us wrong. Climb back on your moral rocking horse and trot off now there's a good lad. Go play with your Transformers quietly in your room. Off you go - bye!

Good post!

 

[It Was A Good Day]

This is the latest from the boys posted onto the St kilda board.

haha another louzy post from stkilda fans... 12 straight and you will be lucky to make the grand final before you shit yourselves again in the finals...

you loserz will be waiting another 43 years before you win another flag and by then what you guys have done to us over the past 6-7 year we will do to you double you losers...

9 points "is that all" crapped your pants this time round wait till geelong give you a good pumping. about time your on top lets see how long itl last w***ers


go the blues and long live 1 premiership ahahah..........

Well written, good tone, decent troll - 8.5/10

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

Good post!

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Nice sook- it shows all that intelligence you referred to earlier

Is this a setup?

How can you be so brain dead that you even quote correctly?

Oh, and I can't be responsible for the swear filter, so as you go off to report my post to all your mentally limited mods on the Carlscum board and the special people at Admin - think to yourself for just sixty seconds - can I ever take this bloke on mentally and ever challenge him in any way?

Sadly for you Blues Gunslinger, the answer is no.

It always will be no.

Such is life.

 

[lions_den]

Is this a setup?

How can you be so brain dead that you even quote correctly?

Oh, and I can't be responsible for the swear filter, so as you go off to report my post to all your mentally limited mods on the Carlscum board and the special people at Admin - think to yourself for just sixty seconds - can I ever take this bloke on mentally and ever challenge him in any way?

Sadly for you Blues Gunslinger, the answer is no.

It always will be no.

Such is life.

He'll beat you up in real life though! Be afraid!

 

[Rosstickle]

This is the latest from the boys posted onto the St kilda board.




Well written, good tone, decent troll - 8.5/10

You would get carded from all of bigfooty for life if you posted that on their board.

But what woud expect from someone named Fevs_d_king?

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

I don't think that anyone or thing goes down on the Carlton board to be truthful. Thrawn aside, they are a bunch of nuerotic, inbred, special people who fail to understand basic English and are immoralistic.

But from my observations, you are the sort of poster Carlton and Bay 13 needs.

Circle jerk aside, it's not that hard to have a laugh at your own expense from time to time is it?

Dont forget me TWITA.

By the way, I think I saw you the other day... Are you middle aged and balding and drive an old dark-blue Commo with the number plates TWITA? In the Northcote area? Though so.

 

[KruZin]

I don't think that anyone or thing goes down on the Carlton board to be truthful. Thrawn aside, they are a bunch of nuerotic, inbred, special people who fail to understand basic English and are immoralistic.

But from my observations, you are the sort of poster Carlton and Bay 13 needs.

Circle jerk aside, it's not that hard to have a laugh at your own expense from time to time is it?

Mate, I think you're overrating me almost as much as the media overrates Juddy. j/k I'm not overrated.

But seriously, I think there are some good posters on the Carlton board and don't have a problem with the mods. I just find team boards way to serious and precious in general, in particular the Carlton board. You can't have a differing opinion to the majority without being shot down in flames. This goes for plenty of other team boards as well. Whilst I find posters like ODN to be a knowledgeable and rational guy who can debate opposition fans, fair or unfair accusations with dozens of 1000 word essays, I just don't see the point. He remind's me of Serious Poster from the Normal post/Bay13 post thread.

This is why I prefer Bay13 over the MB or Carlton board. I crack up laughing over some of the opposition supporters trolling of my team. Some pretty funny posters here. If you take your teams loss too seriously and get upset over people picking on your club, then you've been pwnt.

This is why I rate Barry Zuckercorn QC as the best Carlton poster on Bay13.

Totally.

The problem wasn't that we cheated... the problem was that we got caught.

I agree. But rest easy, it wont happen again... Not the cheating part, the getting caught part.

 

[The Donners]

But seriously, I think there are some good posters on the Carlton board and don't have a problem with the mods. I just find team boards way to serious and precious in general, in particular the Carlton board. You can't have a differing opinion to the majority without being shot down in flames.

Carlton's mods are particularly prescious, I can't tell you how many Essendon BF members are banned from Carlton's board. When Carlton supporters come to the Essendon board we enjoy the banter!

 

[JeffDunne]

Are Carlton supporters really still trying to justify themselves in thread?

They really are a rare breed.

 

[lions_den]

Carlton's mods are particularly prescious, I can't tell you how many Essendon BF members are banned from Carlton's board. When Carlton supporters come to the Essendon board we enjoy the banter!

They're fragile from the lack of success. Say anything negative about the CFC and they go cry in the corner because they know it's true.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Carlton's mods are particularly prescious, I can't tell you how many Essendon BF members are banned from Carlton's board. When Carlton supporters come to the Essendon board we enjoy the banter!

Actually NO. Plenty have been banned for putting their 2 bob in of late but they know what to expect and suffer as do you guys if you invade us.

 

[celtic_pride]

I am delighted we've managed to upset and piss off so many opposition supporters on this site, I mean we're Carlton, we're not going to stand around and brown tongue supporters of other clubs (like Footscrab supporters try to do for basically nearly every other big club, in order to feel adequate)

I feel delighted there is so much hatred for Carlton, and yes I stand by my turn-coat all those years ago (i would like to point out i've been a club member of Carlton now for more years then i was a handbagger)

I had a blood transfusion, and it felt so great. And I might add, the Turn-coat theory fails when u consider i've stuck by the club through multiple spoons and non-finals apperances.

I am even more vindicated, in that i am no longer associated with tools like Renegade, GC26, and Jub Jub ...

but I would say, has there been any more clubs with bandwagoners that jumped on a month or so after winning a flag, like the Tassie Dawks ???

I find the join date of a lot of Tasmania Fans on BF to be very suss/dubious ...

 

[blue gunslinger]

Who have we upset CP? They were crying before we arrived the marshmallows!

 

[lions_den]

Who have we upset CP? They were crying before we arrived the marshmallows!

Did you ditch Freo or WC?

 

[The Night Shift]

Careful lions_den. He may challenge you to a fight

 

[Stronzo]

Go celtic!

*waves pom poms*

 

[Black Flag]

Carlton's mods are particularly prescious, I can't tell you how many Essendon BF members are banned from Carlton's board. When Carlton supporters come to the Essendon board we enjoy the banter!

Here's an idea... tell them to stop going there and making dicks of themselves. Scum board is much more precious that Carlton's.... it just has more relaxed moderation.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Did you ditch Freo or WC?

When I grew up there were no such clubs as WC nor Freo - I stayed loyal

 

[Ant_]

I think G2Y is a shoe in for the flog award this year.

He is not travelling that well at present.

 

[Tex_21]

We're doing our bit.

Has anyone answered the OP by suggesting there may be some similarities in teh DNA of the average Carlton supporters parents?

 

[gibbanator]

It is common knowledge that the most feared and powerful clubs around the world are alleged to have the worst supporters, we fall into this category much to our detriment.