Wooden Spoon Final Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals at The Golden Throne

[Blacky]

Hello everyone and welcome to the Wooden Spoon playoff between

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It's all come down to this... a colossal match up between these cellar dwellers. The Royals are of course here today thanks to their impressively poor regular season, but who could deny The Warriors, who absolutely deserve to be here thanks to their amazing finals record - losing 4 of their last 5 by an average of 55 points. Truly impressive

On a related note, Royal skipper and resident forward pocket is under a Cloud_ for the match as his groin has been pulled... repeatedly

Previous Encounters
Season 23 - Round 13

Gold City Royals : 10.7.67
Coney Island Warriors : 13.9.87

RedVest4 and Reginald Perrin did the damage for The Warriors, while Blacky was solid with 3 kicks and 3 points. GreyCrow was prolific with 50 posts

Season 23 - Round 7

Coney Island Warriors : 18.6.114
Gold City Royals : 16.6.102

zackah and DapperJong put on a show for the Warriors, while Red mist had 28 disposals and 2 goals. Postingwise, Frankston Rover tripled his season posting average with 84 which is an impressive feat

Players to Watch
Thatsapaddlin - No second year blues for paddles, who has taken the next step and become a star of the competition. On the field his performance mirrored that of The Royals. Barometer or downhill skier?

CakeEater - Moved to Full Forward when the previous one fell to pieces and kicked multiple bags (including two in one day - **** you Millky95)

Nakia - Sure to be up and about for this one, as the Warriors are his favourite target outside of his own teammates

OES - lol j/k

craffles - Was performing seriously well on and off the field before multiple indiscretions led to red.

Frankston Rover - Comes second more than a paraplegic hooker and always loves to go head to head with Gold City and their core posters.

zackah - Criminally underrated

Jazny - One of the best qootiers in the league and soon to be 2x All SFA

Brokelads Betting
Warriors - 1.60
Royals - 2.11

Blacky's Tip
Frankston melts and Royals by 500

Captains please have your team sheets in by 11.59pm EST on Thursday.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

This is not Sweet FA endorsed.

 

[Blacky]

This is not Sweet FA endorsed.

Threadbanned

 

[Paddles_]

This is Sweet FA endorsed

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Threadbanned

I'll show you.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

**** you Blacky

 

[DapperJong]

Hello everyone and welcome to the Wooden Spoon playoff between

v

It's all come down to this... a colossal match up between these cellar dwellers. The Royals are of course here today thanks to their impressively poor regular season, but who could deny The Warriors, who absolutely deserve to be here thanks to their amazing finals record - losing 4 of their last 5 by an average of 55 points. Truly impressive

On a related note, Royal skipper and resident forward pocket is under a Cloud_ for the match as his groin has been pulled... repeatedly

Previous Encounters
Season 23 - Round 13

Gold City Royals : 10.7.67
Coney Island Warriors : 13.9.87

RedVest4 and Reginald Perrin did the damage for The Warriors, while Blacky was solid with 3 kicks and 3 points. GreyCrow was prolific with 50 posts

Season 23 - Round 7

Coney Island Warriors : 18.6.114
Gold City Royals : 16.6.102

zackah and DapperJong put on a show for the Warriors, while Red mist had 28 disposals and 2 goals. Postingwise, Frankston Rover tripled his season posting average with 84 which is an impressive feat

Players to Watch
Thatsapaddlin - No second year blues for paddles, who has taken the next step and become a star of the competition. On the field his performance mirrored that of The Royals. Barometer or downhill skier?

CakeEater - Moved to Full Forward when the previous one fell to pieces and kicked multiple bags (including two in one day - **** you Millky95)

Nakia - Sure to be up and about for this one, as the Warriors are his favourite target outside of his own teammates

OES - lol j/k

craffles - Was performing seriously well on and off the field before multiple indiscretions led to red.

Frankston Rover - Comes second more than a paraplegic hooker and always loves to go head to head with Gold City and their core posters.

zackah - Criminally underrated

Jazny - One of the best qootiers in the league and soon to be 2x All SFA

Brokelads Betting
Warriors - 1.60
Royals - 2.11

Blacky's Tip
Frankston melts and Royals by 500

Captains please have your team sheets in by 11.59pm EST on Thursday.

I'm quitting 10 minutes before the bounce soz

 

[Blacky]

I'm quitting 10 minutes before the bounce soz

We may have a chance then

 

[GreyCrow]

49 to go

 

[Frankston Rover]

We made the finals. You need to play another shit club that missed out.

Enjoy your spoon.

 

[HaroLad]

Another perfectly sensible and suitable thread brought to you by the league patriarchy.

 

[Red mist]

Another perfectly sensible and suitable thread brought to you by the league patriarchy.

So unlike you to come in and hump a new threads leg.
Ok so let's get the sim organised.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

If only Blacky could spend this much effort selecting TOTW in the second half of the season.

 

[DapperJong]

Can my alias play?

 

[Paddles_]

Can my alias play?

HaroLad you're in

 

[DapperJong]

HaroLad you're in

I would rather chop off my own doodle than claim this.

 

[Smartys Power]

So does the winner win or lose the wooden spoon?

 

[GreyCrow]

Who says doodle??

 

[GreyCrow]

When is the game played?

Hope its not last

 

[CakeEater]

CakeEater reporting for morning tea.

 

[Blacky]

Moved to the Main Board by popular demand

 

[Noobz0r]

It's funny because the Royals are shit.

 

[zackah]

Don't tag me in your minnow fantasy I-want-to-be-a-Warrior jerk session flog

When you are fit to lose a final by 50 then you are worthy of our much desired attention.

 

[spookism]

Millky95 will be simming this.
I have put Ant Bear 's life savings on the Warriors winning...

 

[BRAB]

Millky95 will be simming this.
I have put Ant Bear 's life savings on the Warriors winning...

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