Wooden Spoon Final Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals at The Golden Throne

[Ant Bear]

Millky95 will be simming this.
I have put Ant Bear 's life savings on the Warriors winning...

Big spender...

 

[spookism]

Big spender...
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That's because it's already at the bookies, just waiting for my our collect.

 

[Blacky]

That's because it's already at the bookies, just waiting for my our collect.

Could be your first of the year

 

[spookism]

Could be your first of the year

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Demons ripped off.

 

[GreyCrow]

I'm conflicted. I want to win but I'm not sure what we would be winning

 

[Blacky]

I'm conflicted. I want to win but I'm not sure what we would be winning

Bragging rights

 

[GreyCrow]

Bragging rights

Well that's all worth it

 

[Freofalcon]

You expect people to play against the Royals if they don't have to?

 

[GreyCrow]

You expect people to play against the Royals if they don't have to?

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Now you're worried about turning up?

 

[Frankston Rover]

Now you're worried about turning up?

You need us more than we need you.

 

[sante]

Can I play?

 

[Golumless]

I'm half interested to play for the Warriors, just so they can be near someone who has won an elimination/semi final recently.

 

[Frankston Rover]

I'm half interested to play for the Warriors, just so they can be near someone who has won an elimination/semi final recently.

I like you Golumless. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

PM me.

 

[Golumless]

I like you Golumless. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

PM me.

Only for this wooden spoon match - I'm saving a struggling club next season as my good Samaritan act.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Only for this wooden spoon match - I'm saving a struggling club next season as my good Samaritan act.

So you're going to the Royals, Wolves, Roys, Dragons, Demons, Bombers, Bears or Wonders?

 

[Blacky]

So you're going to the Royals, Wolves, Roys, Dragons, Demons, Bombers, Bears or Wonders?

Remind me which of those clubs have made a public plea for players this week?

Will you be requesting a priority pick too?

 

[Golumless]

So you're going to the Royals, Wolves, Roys, Dragons, Demons, Bombers, Bears or Wonders?

Frankie, where I'm heading is probably the worst kept secret in the league.

But yes, it is one of them.

 

[Norm Landrover]

I would be as confident as the $5 USD I put on the superfecta at this year's Preakness. Call me a millionaire, but I had bills and student loans to pay off, so I only have half of it after taxes minus those expenses... :/

 

[craffles]

Hello everyone and welcome to the Wooden Spoon playoff between

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It's all come down to this... a colossal match up between these cellar dwellers. The Royals are of course here today thanks to their impressively poor regular season, but who could deny The Warriors, who absolutely deserve to be here thanks to their amazing finals record - losing 4 of their last 5 by an average of 55 points. Truly impressive

On a related note, Royal skipper and resident forward pocket is under a Cloud_ for the match as his groin has been pulled... repeatedly

Previous Encounters
Season 23 - Round 13

Gold City Royals : 10.7.67
Coney Island Warriors : 13.9.87

RedVest4 and Reginald Perrin did the damage for The Warriors, while Blacky was solid with 3 kicks and 3 points. GreyCrow was prolific with 50 posts

Season 23 - Round 7

Coney Island Warriors : 18.6.114
Gold City Royals : 16.6.102

zackah and DapperJong put on a show for the Warriors, while Red mist had 28 disposals and 2 goals. Postingwise, Frankston Rover tripled his season posting average with 84 which is an impressive feat

Players to Watch
Thatsapaddlin - No second year blues for paddles, who has taken the next step and become a star of the competition. On the field his performance mirrored that of The Royals. Barometer or downhill skier?

CakeEater - Moved to Full Forward when the previous one fell to pieces and kicked multiple bags (including two in one day - **** you Millky95)

Nakia - Sure to be up and about for this one, as the Warriors are his favourite target outside of his own teammates

OES - lol j/k

craffles - Was performing seriously well on and off the field before multiple indiscretions led to red.

Frankston Rover - Comes second more than a paraplegic hooker and always loves to go head to head with Gold City and their core posters.

zackah - Criminally underrated

Jazny - One of the best qootiers in the league and soon to be 2x All SFA

Brokelads Betting
Warriors - 1.60
Royals - 2.11

Blacky's Tip
Frankston melts and Royals by 500

Captains please have your team sheets in by 11.59pm EST on Thursday.

Don't tag me flog

 

[Blacky]

Don't tag me flog

You love it craffles

 

[GreyCrow]

Congratulations to the CIWs on winning the spoon. Enjoy

 

[Blacky]

Congratulations to the CIWs on winning the spoon. Enjoy

Well deserved

 

[craffles]

You love it craffles

 

[Norm Landrover]

Congratulations to the CIWs on winning the spoon. Enjoy

Well deserved

I call bull... no sim. However we will have a role reversal and swat all of you in the behind with that wooden spoon. Though Royals with the spoon would be more historically correct from a non qooty perspective :/