Roast Worst Football Memorabilia

[Ashley B]

Anyone who bought that Horne Francis no1 draft pick jersey and pack from the club deserved to be invited to a special event by the club to burn it in a campfire and then refunded or given a top shop voucher

I have 3 perhaps a bonfire lol

 

[TruRoos7]

I have 3 perhaps a bonfire lol

Now that would be a wonderful thing for the club to do for us poor saps who fell for the “I’m sleeping in my Norf jumper and am loyal as ****” routine.

Imagine if they actually did this, what a gesture by the club so we could buy some sweet merch OR they could just do a 1 for 1 exchange for a signed Cheezel jumper for us all…

Now there is a thought..

 

[Samsquanch]

I have 3 perhaps a bonfire lol

At least then the jumpers would be returned to being useful to wear to games.

 

[TurnoverMerchant]

I have a signed match worn Trent Dumont

43

Trent Dumont

Age

29

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.9

5star

K

10.5

4star

HB

9.4

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

4.1

5star

CL

2.6

4star

D

20.1

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

9.7

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

2.4

4star

D

9.6

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

0.6

1star

T

4.4

5star

CL

2.6

5star

guernsey. My friend got it for one of my birthdays as a joke

 

[Ashley B]

Trent wasn’t too bad . Not the worst North gift.

 

[TruRoos7]

I have a signed match worn Trent Dumont guernsey. My friend got it for one of my birthdays as a joke

Nothing compares to the Judarse Cwhorne-Francis jumper.

N O T H I N G…….

 

[tazaa]

So..
the club went on a big marketing spend and produced a whole bunch of JHF merchandise in 2022.
#6 everywhere. JHF everywhere.
And the plan was to launch this in Spring 2022 in the lead up to Christmas.

Before any of it went online that piece of shit requested a trade.


As of April this year, much of the stock was still packed away destined for the tip.

We're talking value terms in the hundreds of thousands worth of items.

Eventually he will play at Marvel and cop his right whack.

 

[the_cleaner]

So..
the club went on a big marketing spend and produced a whole bunch of JHF merchandise in 2022.
#6 everywhere. JHF everywhere.
And the plan was to launch this in Spring 2022 in the lead up to Christmas.

Before any of it went online that piece of shit requested a trade.


As of April this year, much of the stock was still packed away destined for the tip.

We're talking value terms in the hundreds of thousands worth of items.

Eventually he will play at Marvel and cop his right whack.

what sort of merchandise is it?
could always stick pictures of wardlaw over jhf on the tshirts.
something along the lines of the tshirt below as an example.

 

[The Big O]

I had a keyring that was a 3D model of the bounding roo pictured. Made out of hard plastic, it was too big to put in your pocket and heavy enough to damage the ignition of a Ford cortina.

On SM-S901E using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[tazaa]

what sort of merchandise is it?
could always stick pictures of wardlaw over jhf on the tshirts.
something along the lines of the tshirt below as an example.View attachment 2094692

Jumpers, badges, tees.
He was the first number one draft pick we ever had.

All pissed down the drain. None of it is salvageable.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Jumpers, badges, tees.
He was the first number one draft pick we ever had.

All pissed down the drain. None of it is salvageable.

On the next shipping container to the western Horn of Africa to partner with the ‘98 NMFC Premiers tshirts.

 

[muttley45]

Jumpers, badges, tees.
He was the first number one draft pick we ever had.

All pissed down the drain. None of it is salvageable.

Get his two biggest fanboys, Cornhole, and Derwayne Russell to make us an offer

 

[Gasometer]

I have Simpkin badges from the past 3 years

Photo appears to be exactly the same

Pleasingly they change the background to announce that it’s this years new badge

Didn’t buy a 2024 because it looked again… as above

 

[Gasometer]

I had a keyring that was a 3D model of the bounding roo pictured. Made out of hard plastic, it was too big to put in your pocket and heavy enough to damage the ignition of a Ford cortina.View attachment 2094733

On SM-S901E using BigFooty.com mobile app

Sounds like the Members key rings with the sharp edges at the top of the Shield. Unusable because they cut fabric or cut into yourself at the wrong angle

 

[tales129]

I had a keyring that was a 3D model of the bounding roo pictured. Made out of hard plastic, it was too big to put in your pocket and heavy enough to damage the ignition of a Ford cortina.View attachment 2094733

On SM-S901E using BigFooty.com mobile app

Same, had it on my school bag!