Your own personal nicknames for Crows players

[yes_its_me]

HAHA I like this one.

Porplyzia sounds more like a disease than a surname. I can just imagine a doctor coming in and saying:

"Im sorry to tell you... but you have Porplyzia."

I'm not sure i'd mind that...
Just sayin

 

[Allefgib]

Vince - Brownlowe Bernie
Petrenko - Super Pets
L Thompson - the lieutenant, or '<insert brother in law's name> nephew'
Rory - Relentless

 

[Stripple]

Me and my girlfriend have a habit of combining Porps and Pets names when eitherone of them is mentioned or has a touch. What results is a cry of "Porpalenko".

After much discussion we decided this name Porpalenko would be reserved for a clone made yp of spliced DNA of Porps and Pets and a killer whale creating the best ever full back! Not sure if that's allowed by the AFL rule books though.

Also whenever Tippett gets a mention I enjoy going over the top on every variation of his name for tippo to tips to the Tippstar or "just the tip"

 

[Crow-eater]

Porps is "the beacon" because he is a beacon of light. (my mother came up with it, don't know why)

L. Thompson is Lieutenant

Rory is Batman or Rory the lion (rory, roar-y, ergo lion)

Dangerfield is P. Dange

Tippett is K-Tipp

 

[-WWJD-]

Slip of the tongues that became routine;

Walker = Twalker
Dougie = Doogie

Scott Thompson = The Duke...because of the size of his dukes

Gunston or any other player that wears the number 6 = Mods

Tippo = Boom as in Tip Tip Tip Tip Boom!

Roary = Sloanedog

 

[jenny61_99]

Gunston - Norman (for obvious reasons) or Gunner
Douglas - Pizza boy
Tippett - Tipsy
Vince - BV

and one I used to use alot - was

ROBRAN!!!! - Almost

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

These are the sort of nicknames I hear at games from people who sit around my seats.

When we are winning - You're a gun or awesome player, hero, champ or superstar.


or

When we are losing or not playing very well - player X is ****ed, dud, shit or just plain crap and needs to be dropped.

(this should be taken with a bit of humor)

 

[JP Sauce]

Stevens = Jerry (Seinfeld - big teeth) which mostly ends up with us yelling "HELLOOO" like Unlce Leo

If he ever plays again, I'd like this one to catch on. Imagine 35,000 people:

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[Godallblighty]

If he ever plays again, I'd like this one to catch on. Imagine 35,000 people:

Ha! Love it. I'm in. Although I'm only ever at Victorian games so it'll probably just seem lonely and weird....Business as usual then!

 

[TheDoctor11]

Rory -Batman, Sloanemonster

Luke Thompson - Timboon Thommo

 

[Big_D231]

Knights= Blinkers to me and my brother, from back in that 2009 season where it seemed like everytime he got the ball within 70m of the goals, he was already thinking about having a shot

 

[MattyB_76]

Slip of the tongues that became routine;

Walker = Twalker
Dougie = Doogie

Scott Thompson = The Duke...because of the size of his dukes

Gunston or any other player that wears the number 6 = Mods

Tippo = Boom as in Tip Tip Tip Tip Boom!

Roary = Sloanedog

I think I'm gonna call him the 'Sloanedog Millionaire' from now on.

 

[Niximus]

I think I'm gonna call him the 'Sloanedog Millionaire' from now on.

 

[MattyB_76]

Well, don't I feel silly.

 

[secondary]

I can't think of many off the top of my head, but i'm always just yelling out the first things i think of.

Dangerfield has always been dangas to me (Said like clangers)
Richard Douglas- Dickie Doug
sloane is sloanedog, like a lot of other people.

I have plenty of others, but i can't really think

 

[dani_giuls]

me and my sisters use to call Tyson Edwards after are our uncle, because they looked sort of similar (well when we were kids they did) therefore he was always "Uncle Johnny"

Was really funny one night when we were yelling it out, only to have someone next to us start calling him Johnny too

 

[L_Maximus]

I used to call Ian Perrie "the Dispenser" as in Pez dispenser.

 

[Slippery Pete]

I used to call Ian Perrie "the Dispenser" as in Pez dispenser.

Ha, me too.

Have been calling Tippett "The K-Man" at every game for the last three years, but it hasn't quite caught on. Don't any Crows fans watch Seinfeld?

 

[L_Maximus]

Ha, me too.

Have been calling Tippett "The K-Man" at every game for the last three years, but it hasn't quite caught on. Don't any Crows fans watch Seinfeld?

So would Neil Craig be the soup nazi? Or George?

 

[Slippery Pete]

So would Neil Craig be the soup nazi? Or George?

Lately, Neil has been starting to sound like Crazy Joe Davola.

 

[L_Maximus]

I actually call Craigy "the Garden Gnome". Put a hat on him and get him to stand in the garden, you'll see what I mean.

 

[JP Sauce]

Ha, me too.

Have been calling Tippett "The K-Man" at every game for the last three years, but it hasn't quite caught on. Don't any Crows fans watch Seinfeld?

Seinfeld? May I direct you to post 33.

 

[Slippery Pete]

Seinfeld? May I direct you to post 33.

aha...well played

 

[beartoo]

Luke Thompson = Biggles.

 

[SugarShane]

Dangerfield has always been dangas to me (Said like clangers)

When he first started being referred to as Danger around here i used to read it like that for some reason. Weird.