Certified Legendary Thread Alastair Clarkson II - signs 5 year contract w/ North Melbourne 19 August 2022 - news breaks p360

[bengrina]

Watching the different ITK's fighting for their internet brownie points and contradicting each other

Gold

 

[Samsquanch]

For catering, do you reckon they could get some of those cocktail frankfurts? And maybe some sauce to dip them in

Prawn cocktail

 

[murray wrensted]

Cheeky time for an email from the club

 

[Lomas]

Prawn cocktail

Have you seen the price of iceberg lettuce?!

 

[My Left Foote]

Something about a Tom Browne whispers tweet from memory.

Eddie McGuire on Footy Classified last week said there would be sponsorship announcement today.

 

[LittleSizzle]

It is all Essendon exhaust fume hot air. They are just burning off some frustration and desperately asking to date the hot babe to the deb ball whom has already given her word to another. Pleading and pampering doesn’t lead to a sustainable relationship. Good luck. I say 8/10 AC is with Norf.

 

[krakouers]

Clarko is interested in Bombers gig as board meets again

UPDATE: Alastair Clarkson has reportedly told Essendon he has strong interest in coaching the club as the future of embattled coach Ben Rutten goes on the line at another crisis board meeting today.

thewest.com.au

 

[The acurate one]

Can I be clear on something
all our hope has been based on someone’s daughter hearing something at work ?

Good point. Now thinking about it, that's better intel than we normally get. So load up the happening Gif again, someone.

 

[Shinboner1]

Just woke up after night shift and nothing? Come on guys this is prime information time. Was expecting at least a sponsorship announcement by now or a hint of 'the clubs called the media for a meeting etc'.
Just checked emails and of course there's some promotional material crap from the club there..

 

[Tas]

tbh, I think we should move on if we don't get a definitive commitment this week. Clarko's doing the rounds has the feel of searching for a burial plot. Nobody that has a list ready to challenge is going to give him the job. If he was half as good as he is carrying on about, Hawks wouldn't have given him the arse. Just get on with it, pick a club that looks like it is committed to how you want to play and structure and just get on with it.

 

[Jasemon]

It is all Essendon exhaust fume hot air. They are just burning off some frustration and desperately asking to date the hot babe to the deb ball whom has already given her word to another. Pleading and pampering doesn’t lead to a sustainable relationship. Good luck. I say 8/10 AC is with Norf.

Can we anoint you our new ITK poster?

 

[LittleSizzle]

tbh, I think we should move on if we don't get a definitive commitment this week. Clarko's doing the rounds has the feel of searching for a burial plot. Nobody that has a list ready to challenge is going to give him the job. If he was half as good as he is carrying on about, Hawks wouldn't have given him the arse. Just get on with it, pick a club that looks like it is committed to how you want to play and structure and just get on with it.

Absolute legend perspective.

 

[Shinboner1]

So we're expecting nothing today I guess?

 

[buttox]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/embattled-essendon-coach-ben-rutten-says-speculation-around-his-future-is-not-ideal/news-story/867e48181f0a02cace184d0d65eb7718

 

[LittleSizzle]

Can we anoint you our new ITK poster?

InTheKnow!

 

[krakouers]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/afl-rich-100-reviewing-the-best-bargains-and-most-regrettable-contracts-in-the-afl/news-story/9e5304cc2a77c4a14d2efb6c12e74dba

ZAC WILLIAMS (CARLTON)

Williams’ free agency status meant clubs including the Roos were desperate for his services and if he had been able to sustain his rampaging form off half back he might have been worth the price of nearly $800,000. Still, he has four more years to prove himself and as he deals with another injury could even make a finals impact this year

 

[Lomas]

Can we anoint you our new ITK poster?

not with that 'f' I hope.

 

[Roosurgence]

Where is Essend*n's own HR (people and culture) department? Surely they owe an obligation to their people?

Someone made a joke that their Coteries run the HR Dept at Essendon.

Most of them are probably still having tea and scones with Arthur and Beryl before they call their employees LOL

They also might have had to take the Bentley in for a service. Priorities and all that

 

[Disco Dew]

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Shut the thread down now. No one can beat this masterwork

 

[William Caresser]

The Age site has Rutten kicking a footy at training - technique looks very good. Should we recruit him as a KPD?

 

[LittleSizzle]

not with that 'f' I hope.

I 100% don’t know what ITK is.

 

[krakouers]

Shut the thread down now. No one can beat this masterwork

 

[buttsauce]

With all this 'we cant land a big fish' talk, when you look back at it it's kinda been a blessing in disguise.

Zac Williams - injury prone barely getting a kick
Degoey - no explanation needed.
Dusty - Cooked
J.Kelly - been very meh since
Gaff - thank god. He's hopeless.

Imagine having any of these on a massive contract.

 

[Jasemon]

I 100% don’t know what ITK is.

Clearly you can’t be trusted!!!!!

 

[Jasemon]

With all this 'we cant land a big fish' talk, when you look back at it it's kinda been a blessing in disguise.

Zac Williams - injury prone barely getting a kick
Degoey - no explanation needed.
Dusty - Cooked
J.Kelly - been very meh since
Gaff - thank god. He's hopeless.

Imagine having any of these on a massive contract.

I’m fairly sure Dusty won his three Norm Smiths AFTER he turned us down….