Certified Legendary Thread Alastair Clarkson II - signs 5 year contract w/ North Melbourne 19 August 2022 - news breaks p360

[Roosurgence]

Someone just put up Drew Petrie

Drew Petrie

Age

42

Ht

197cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.3

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.7

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

5.2

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

1.2

2star

M

1.6

2star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.0

1star

doing Frank the Tank.

Enough said.

 

[TheBigHorne]

Imagine being a supporter of a club who has used performance enhancing drugs because they are so s**t and one of their players are literally cheated on their significant other with an underage schoolgirl

Trust me bro Stringer has changed trust me he said it in an interview.

 

[roos 10]

I just want to know either way

 

[Roosurgence]

Trust me bro Stringer has changed trust me he said it in an interview.

Moved onto underage boys?

 

[GS WARRIORS]

Can someone please put up the days since winning a final count.

Old mate here is referring to times most likely before his mum scolded him/her for using his/her own faeces as finger paint on the bathroom walls.

Me being an ITK and all that can report that Hazardinho still is an avid finger painter.

Who was their last coach to win a final? Sheedy or Knight?

 

[gungho]

Clarko is going to North. Just like The Castle, it’s all in the vibe.

 

[HELLSBELLS]

Imagine being a supporter of a club who has used performance enhancing drugs because they are so s**t and one of their players are literally cheated on their significant other with an underage schoolgirl

But he easily made the cut for the Shit bloke rule in place at *.

 

[Liam Boy]

With all this 'we cant land a big fish' talk, when you look back at it it's kinda been a blessing in disguise.

Zac Williams - injury prone barely getting a kick
Degoey - no explanation needed.
Dusty - Cooked
J.Kelly - been very meh since
Gaff - thank god. He's hopeless.

Imagine having any of these on a massive contract.

it also forced us to hit the draft i.e. Luke Davies-Uniacke. Good outcome.

 

[Lomas]

Trust me bro Stringer has changed trust me he said it in an interview.

He is still partial to attending the odd deb ball, apparently.

 

[Chadwiko]

Anyone know what he's waiting for? Chadwiko

I don't know his reasons/rationale.

But I do know that the club has had an understanding he wouldn't make a decision until the end of the season (or very close to it) for a while.

 

[Le Grille]

Moved onto underage boys?

Didn’t realise he became a catholic priest

 

[Samsquanch]

Have you seen the price of iceberg lettuce?!

Aldi next week. That's ITK info.

 

[Roosurgence]

Who was their last coach to win a final? Sheedy or Knight?

Too long ago to remember.

We let them have their little wins in the H&A season when we are shit, knowing that when the important games come up we are always their to break their little hearts.

 

[Roosurgence]

Didn’t realise he became a catholic priest

He’s a very complex man our Jake.

 

[SheezNuts]

Just on smoko and one of the lads is eating chicken twisties and I thought, “you’re a bit of a weird campaigner”.. which bring us to our next question..

Chicken or cheese twisties?

 

[krakouers]

Who was their last coach to win a final? Sheedy or Knight?

Sheedy

 

[Event Horizon]

We all know the negatives around Essendon. What about the positives?

1) So called "Big club"
2) "Promising List" that Malthouse predicted would win the flag this season

That's all folks.

 

[The acurate one]

I can’t wait for clarko to reject north Melbourne, for the most successful club in afl history. You honestly think Clarko isn’t picking our squad over yours, when most of your players want out. Oh and we’ll take Zurhaar too thanks!

Yes things are going great guns down your way. A drug program that lead to your favourite son trying to kill himself.
Watson handing back his Brownlow etc.

I was saying that to the lovely Ms Sharon who is an Essington fan. I asked her why? Who in their right mind would actively support such a horrid team with their ethical compass set to zero.

I've only ever gotten into physical altercations twice at the footy and both times against shite campaigners like you. And both times not my fault fyi.

I've told her I am not attending a * match with her.

 

[Passmore]

Who was their last coach to win a final? Sheedy or Knight?

Nothing since Sheedys was coach.

 

[TheBigHorne]

Didn’t realise he became a catholic priest

Stringer as a priest... I think I might just isolate myself from the rest of humanity

 

[Chadwiko]

Just on smoko and one of the lads is eating chicken twisties and I thought, “you’re a bit of a weird campaigner”.. which bring us to our next question..

Chicken or cheese twisties?

Chicken 100%

 

[Roosurgence]

He is still partial to attending the odd deb ball, apparently.

Jake doesn’t waste his time with the ball itself, the after party is where Jake does his best work or should I say grooming.

 

[Massive Unit]

He’s a very complex man our Jake.

He's not my ****ing Jake. He can GTFO!

 

[joegreen]

Someone just put up Drew Petrie doing Frank the Tank.

Enough said.

 

[Elite Master]

Sheedy

In 2004. I was still in Primary School!