Certified Legendary Thread Alastair Clarkson II - signs 5 year contract w/ North Melbourne 19 August 2022 - news breaks p360

[shintemaster]

Yep, give him a shot *

People might mock but he could be just the secret ingredient they've been searching for.

 

[Devington]

I know it's just a fantasy, but I can't help but laugh at the idea that Clarko's only direct communication with Essendon might have been that he won't consider an offer while there is an incumbent coach, and then the bastards fire Ratten 45 seconds before Clarko puts pen to paper for us.

 

[Passmore]

What’s to say Barham hasn’t been sharing his plans with his mate Clarko on the side all along?

Given what Clarkson said about Hinkley and Teague in the past, it would be remarkable if he were party to that.

 

[GS WARRIORS]

Can't believe I'm sitting here watching this rubbish, 360. Thanks Clarko.

 

[Tas]

There is zero chance he talks to Ess while Rutten is in the seat. The fact they haven't sacked him and tomorrow is now Thursday, means they know they're pushing s**t up hill with Clarko.

On top of that, you have Sheeds acting salty towards your club, and pumping up Hird's tyres. As senile as he is, they still listen to the campaigner.

Cant wait to watch the joint burn. Again.

I think the idea of having Sheedy pissing on his back for 5+ years would put Clarkson off.

 

[Arathrawn]

However this plays out Sonja Hood should hold her head up high.

 

[Woolly Mammoth]

Anyone else getting “I’m giving you my word…and it’s stronger than oak”, Jerry McGuire vibes?

I hope not.

Don't be ridiculous......

 

[Tas]

Can't believe I'm sitting here watching this rubbish, 360. Thanks Clarko.

And then tune in to Footy Classified with the Hutt Cartel on the panel.

 

[Lomas]

People might mock but he could be just the secret ingredient they've been searching for.

Hey, I don’t need the pep talk, up and about.

 

[Sillygit]

Can't believe I'm sitting here watching this rubbish, 360. Thanks Clarko.

See, i just sit in the thread and wait for it to filter in.

Mainly because if i leave the thread i dont know what id do.

 

[Roosurgence]

Ok work totally destroyed my ability to keep up with this thread so I think I need start with a joke.

For this joke to have full impact you need to imagine it said in a French accent, so this may flop?

Pierre the French Fighter Pilot returned from the front after a hard day shooting down German planes.

Pierre went to the bar where he was greeted by the gorgeous Mimi. After a few drinks Mimi turned to Pierre the French Fighter pilot and said “Pierre please take me home and make passionate love to me!”

Pierre said “ Wee-Wee Moncherie!”

Pierre the French Fighter Pilot escorts Mimi to his room and when in the privacy of his room, grabs a bottle of Red Wine and splashes it all over her face, while saying “Red Wine to go with those luscious red lips while I kiss you”.

Mimi replies “Oh Pierre you are so romantic”.

After kissing Mimi Pierre the French Fighter Pilot grabs a bottle of White Wine and takes off Mimi’s blouse and splashes the wine all over her breasts, saying “White Wine to enjoy with your beautiful white breasts”.

Mimi replies “Oh Pierre you are making me weak at the knees!”

After enjoying his White Wine and Mimi’s beautiful white breasts, Pierre the French Fighter Pilot slides down Mimi’s dress and grabs a bottle of Brandy and splashes it all all over Mimi.

Mimi panting by now, says “Oh Pierre, take me now!”.

Pierre the French Fighter Pilot grabs his lighter and sets her on fire.

“Pierre, Pierre what are you doing?” screamed Mimi.

Pierre the French Fighter Pilot then says to Mimi “I am Pierre the French Fighter Pilot, and if I go down, I go down in flames!”

 

[KickItAnywhere34]

Did Clarko actually say Rutten or is this Tom Browne assuming?

If he said Rutten then he we're f'd as there is no reason to be respectful if your answer is no.

I watched the clip again he never mentioned either Rutten or Adams - he only mentioned Hinkley - it’s made up by Tom Browne.

 

[DuckYeah]

Let's not encourage it. Clarkson the player didn't care too much about people turning on him.

He’ll turn on Kennett.. he’s now in company if 80% of Victorians

 

[DarkPhoenix]

"adament"

My god. This is the top level media of our sport.

 

[Better Loosen Up]

At his sportsman’s lunch today Sheedy was talking about what a great coach Hird* would be.

He really has gone senile!

 

[Passmore]

Is that Sheeds at 3pm?

 

[DuckYeah]

I understand. I get it. However, his player retention is phenomenal, who’d he lose? Wingard? his win rate is great. Look I am not saying thats the key and prized target. Im saying its not doom n gloom if he was on board as a plan C or D option.

 

[marklovesbeer]

Potentially, maybe.

My favourite Oasis album.

 

[krakouers]

"adament"

My god. This is the top level media of our sport.

Someone isn’t used to the Sun, the Mirror or the West Australian

 

[William Caresser]

You fishing for dms, mate?

No, because like Rodney Stroker, I fly solo. Cheers, Willy

 

[the flying ham]

I understand. I get it. However, his player retention is phenomenal, who’d he lose? Wingard? his win rate is great. Look I am not saying thats the key and prized target. Im saying its not doom n gloom if he was on board as a plan C or D option.

They play a generally spineless brand of footy which is the concern

 

[DuckYeah]

I wonder if any Clarksons Thread addicts have partners who are wondering if they're having an affair or even accused their addicted partner of having an affair?

Second, I wonder if anyone is actually having an affair and using the Clarksons Thread as cover?

Caught the cheese n kisses looking over my shoulder at 330am this morning. Had to reassure her, she’s always been second to this thread

 

[DANMAN]

Did Clarko actually say Rutten or is this Tom Browne assuming?

If he said Rutten then we're f'd as there is no reason to be respectful if your answer is no.

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No need to show Patch respect , he knows he is a interim coach , so find that comment bewildering, my guess is Rutten to be sacked tomorrow, if so Essendon his likely home . But geez I hope I’m wrong

 

[GS WARRIORS]

So Wheatly hasn't got a big opinion on Clarkson's values by the sound of it.

 

[tales129]

I wonder if any Clarksons Thread addicts have partners who are wondering if they're having an affair or even accused their addicted partner of having an affair?

Second, I wonder if anyone is actually having an affair and using the Clarksons Thread as cover?

My partner is a crows supporter and is just as invested as I am. Get messages from her when I’m like “giants are out”

“Oh that’s so good darl, I hope you get him”