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Preview Round 3, 2023: St.Kilda v Essendon - MCG, Saturday 1st April, 7:25PM AEDT *150 YEARS OF THE SAINTS*
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Herpes is really popular too.
(At least that's what your mum told me)
Also- public service announcement- in case you weren't aware, someone has posted a hilarious joke on your clubs wikipedia page.
They put this picture of some garden gnomes up and said they are your clubs leaders:
Lol
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Why imagine- when our new premiership hero Zaine Cordy has already shown us how it's done?!
Now that's leadership
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Imagine the bender when he wins the norm
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The only Essendon player who's a bigger tosser than Merrett is Hartigan, or maybe Stringer. Guelfi maybe. Actually they're all tossers.Herpes is really popular too.
(At least that's what your mum told me)
Also- public service announcement- in case you weren't aware, someone has posted a hilarious joke on your clubs wikipedia page.
They put this picture of some garden gnomes up and said they are your clubs leaders:
Lol
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The best thread in years.Good morning Saints. What have I missed ?
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Lmao
2/10.
(What the margin will be in goals at quarter time. And then full time)
(What the margin will be in goals at quarter time. And then full time)
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Lmao
We appeal to the rockstars and reprobates because unlike a bunch of w***ers who slave for a wage and measure success in their suburban beige housing and same-same cars we have fun and go celebrating life. You campaigners chase the glory and don't even achieve your goals. If you guys are a rung on societies ladder you are a disgraced former CEO who got done for coke possession and lives in his car and tells everyone who'll listen about how great you were back in the 80s.
We have two wins and it's party time, you sit there with your two wins knowing that the darkness is coming at any moment, quivering about the impending doom that surrounds your cursed entity.
Drop Paul Littles' doomed vanity project and come over and join the party. You know you want to.
we don't beat up on the mentally handicapped, it's not polite. That said, you shouldn't throw stones since Essendon's greatest success in the last 18 years is the number of hotdogs it sold during a home and away match back in 2017 as touted by one of your inbred cousins yesterday.Oh, I thought you were the kings of banter over here?
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Lmao
Don’t know what you’re lmao’ing at, the only legacies you’re leaving to do with “veins” are completely unrelated to wins and premierships.
you guys brought the whole game into disrepute, unmatched by any other organisation. Unlike Lance Armstrong where everyone in the pack was doing it, it was just your club who were the filthy cheats and I for one am glad that you still haven't recovered from it and there will always be a stain on your club unlike no other - I would take a club with no premierships for 200 years than support a club likes yours. There's more culture in my morning Yakult than there is at Essendon.
You beat the Hawks and you think you're a flag contender - wowzers.
2012 Brownlow - Trent Cotchin / Sam Mitchell - hahahaha, flogs
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Only at your expenseOh, I thought you were the kings of banter over here?
Is this like when they send farmers with a .22 rifle over the hill before the real infantry arrives?
I’ve been waiting for a worthy foe to arrive, and all we’ve had is a dribble of mentally malnourished amoebas.
It’s either the greatest ruse of all time (we know they’re not capable of such well thought-out high jinks, lel), or almost 100% of the supporter base are directionless smooth-brains.
You’re the Kyle Riemers of the AFL, Essendon. Some success early lead you to believe you were “special”.
When in reality, you had to be taught how to brush your teeth as an adult (true story), festering away in your airport adjacent, cream brick, wet-dog smelling shitbox.
Please send your best, those who don’t require 24/7 bib wearing. Those without Velcro on their shoes. Those whose parents aren’t directly related.
I’ve been waiting for a worthy foe to arrive, and all we’ve had is a dribble of mentally malnourished amoebas.
It’s either the greatest ruse of all time (we know they’re not capable of such well thought-out high jinks, lel), or almost 100% of the supporter base are directionless smooth-brains.
You’re the Kyle Riemers of the AFL, Essendon. Some success early lead you to believe you were “special”.
When in reality, you had to be taught how to brush your teeth as an adult (true story), festering away in your airport adjacent, cream brick, wet-dog smelling shitbox.
Please send your best, those who don’t require 24/7 bib wearing. Those without Velcro on their shoes. Those whose parents aren’t directly related.
Herpes is really popular too.
(At least that's what your mum told me)
Also- public service announcement- in case you weren't aware, someone has posted a hilarious joke on your clubs wikipedia page.
They put this picture of some garden gnomes up and said they are your clubs leaders:
Lol
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