Preview Round 3, 2023: St.Kilda v Essendon - MCG, Saturday 1st April, 7:25PM AEDT *150 YEARS OF THE SAINTS*

[The_Steadier]

Oh, I thought you were the kings of banter over here?

Sorry mate- please understand we're all a bit nervous about the prospect of facing alvin and theodore this week

 

[Milanista28]

Sorry mate- please understand we're all a bit nervous about the prospect of facing alvin and theodore this week

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Love that.

 

[Dr Spaceman]

That's not how you spell 'stained'

I’ve checked the origins of that photo and it’s clear it’s been doctored.

For completeness I attach the original

 

[Sun Ra]

Memory lane time ....... Plugger puts Brad Fox into a sleeper hold ........

 

[Sun Ra]

Memory lane time No. 2 - The "ANIMALS" game, 1978 at Moorabbin, Round 7.



Quote from the commentator: "Bromberg couldn't judge the bounce."

Saints played four rucks in this game.

 

[botts]

Really, really poor from the Essendon supporter above.
Should have posted this pic....

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Not built on drugs in the veins either

 

[The_Steadier]

Love that.

Keep your rip roaring erection to yourself champ

 

[Sun Ra]

Keep your rip roaring erection to yourself champ

You champed him ?!

 

[Barrels]

“Now playing on KISS FM, the Backstreet Boys with “Show Me The Meaning Of Being Jonesy”.

 

[NextYearPlease]

So youre born in 1966 and eligible for the aussie pension at 57???


U absolute plonker

A Bombers supporter - probably talking about his disability pension.


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[The_Steadier]

You champed him ?!

 

[kyrgios]

Sorry mate- please understand we're all a bit nervous about the prospect of facing alvin and theodore this week

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[Diehard Saint]

Really, really poor from the Essendon supporter above.
Should have posted this pic....

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You guys would know all about veins I guess…
not that doping brought you much success.

 

[Saintscomemarchingin]

“Now playing on KISS FM, the Backstreet Boys with “Show Me The Meaning Of Being Jonesy”.

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The Mod Squad

 

[my name was taken]

Couple mouth breathers come in here to join the banter and manage to dribble out 1 acronym and an ms paint finger painting of a circle

Good one

 

[DougalHoward]

How are we going to deal with the double threat of Jake Stringer

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Jake Stringer

Age

30

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.8

5star

D

8.5

2star

K

7.0

3star

HB

1.5

1star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

4star

G

2.5

5star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

and Sam Weideman

10

Sam Weideman

Age

27

Ht

197cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

4.9

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

1.5

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.3

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.8

4star

T

0.5

1star

G

1.8

5star

D

9.2

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

5.6

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.4

3star

G

1.2

4star

 

[StCicatriz]

if we dont run out to a banner mentioning "rip-roaring erections" then i dont know what to say

 

[hangdog]

Good morning Saints. What have I missed ?

I'll sum up this thread with a fictional scenario

Wife: "Honey look! She's taking her first steps!"
Me: *refusing to look up from phone/this forum * "Yeah yeah cool film it or something..."

 

[hangdog]

short people*

Essendon midfielders

 

[gringo2011]

Essendon midfielders

We are inviting all our ex players on Saturday. McGrath and Merrett had better bring their running boots if Clint gets a ticket.

 

[phantom13]

Keep your rip roaring erection to yourself champ

It seems odd to me that at no point during that pre season did anyone question why all the boys were running around with hard ons all summer.

Unless thats standard fare at Windy Hill.

 

[Sippa]

For what it’s worth Essendons average attendance last year was 39k not 70 as previously claimed

 

[DougalHoward]

It seems odd to me that at no point during that pre season did anyone question why all the boys were running around with hard ons all summer.

Unless thats standard fare at Windy Hill.

They were given melanotan 2 it's a tanning peptide that bodybuilders use. Also has the side effect of increased erections.

Hirdy was on it too, got no idea why the players were given it

 

[Sun Ra]

They were given melanotan 2 it's a tanning peptide that bodybuilders use. Also has the side effect of increased erections.

Hirdy was on it too, got no idea why the players were given it

Dank and The Weapon maybe ?

 

[phantom13]

Dank and The Weapon maybe ?

Dank with the weapon*