Banter RDT CVXXX - BigMeetup

[Dazzler9]

I've always scoffed at the idea that gambling in video games grooms kids to gamble in real life. I don't gamble in real life but love a video game casino after all.

Anyway, I've been replaying Ni no Kuni and I'm thinking I know why the sequel had a casino you couldn't use and a plot line about people rigging games:
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Because the alien was taking a wizz on the pokie?

 

[Bender_]

Because the alien was taking a wizz on the pokie?

Don't be gross.

They're masturbating.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Because the alien was taking a wizz on the pokie?

It's a skeleton.

 

[Dazzler9]

It's a skeleton.

So why would it need to wee?

 

[Truckosaurus]

So why would it need to wee?

I don’t know but there's a bartender. I guess they only serve spirits.

I'll see myself out.

 

[Farang83150]

A skeleton masturbating on a pokie, that's different...

 

[DanWCE]

A skeleton masturbating on a pokie, that's different...

Logical way to deal with a boner

 

[Forward Press]

A skeleton masturbating on a pokie, that's different...

The saying is "come on triple 7!" not "cum on triple 7!"

 

[THE A5]

Was going through some Instagram comments and I found this legend Dark Sharks

 

[FKASC]

I feel like this classic IPL moment from last night should be a new WC BF board meme, but I just can’t work out what it should mean

 

[Quinz]

I feel like this classic IPL moment from last night should be a new WC BF board meme, but I just can’t work out what it should mean

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BSDs and Big Kahuna swarming when they see a newbie post.

 

[Dazzler9]

Dayyyyymnnn ChatGPT!

write twinkle twinkle little star in the style of Shakespeare
(inspired by Max Tegmark on Lex Fridman)

Oh, how the glimmering orbs above
Doth twinkle in the night like love
Their radiance doth pierce afar
Like jewels in the firmament's star

Like diamonds set in ebony hue
They glint and gleam in the sky so true
Their brilliance doth shine so bright
As if to guide us through the night

Twinkle, twinkle, celestial fire
How they doth fill my soul with desire
Oh, how I long to touch their light
And bathe in their celestial might

Yet though their beauty doth astound
Their true essence can never be found
For they are but mere specks of dust
In the vastness of the universe

So let us marvel at their sight
And bask in their celestial light
For in this moment we are blessed
By the heavens above, we are caressed.

 

[Ochre]

I feel like this classic IPL moment from last night should be a new WC BF board meme, but I just can’t work out what it should mean

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Three Hawthorn coaches trying to get Harley Reid, and Trent Boult is Simmo

 

[Ochre]

NO FOOTBALL

 

[THE A5]

Also no cricket chat. Badge to perma bad space cleft

 

[WCE_phil]

**** footy, can we please get some positivity somewhere.

 

[Mop]

* footy, can we please get some positivity somewhere.

Uhh.

It’s cheap petrol day tomorrow ?

Yay?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Prices were lower last Tuesday.

 

[Dazzler9]

Uhh.

It’s cheap petrol day tomorrow ?

Yay?

I've just bought a diesel.

 

[Mr Eagle]

I got some Easter eggs at a decent discount last night. Omnomnomnomnom....

 

[Luuuc]

I got some Easter eggs at a decent discount last night. Omnomnomnomnom....

Awesome.

Why can't the news report more great stories like this, instead of all the evil we have to hear about murders and wars and people's genitalia dimensions being mocked?

That is the pick-me-up I needed this morning.

 

[Quinz]

His name is Nutty the Squirrel and he can water ski!

 

[Truckosaurus]

https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/pizza-delivery-guy-ends-high-speed-police-chase-with-his-foot/news-story/c6bcb103e0727883c53e9f7a97387674

 

[Quinz]

Getting to know a new lady lately , it's going ok but she's a mad cats fan. Like her wardrobe is 90% cats merch. She hates Hawkins though so we might be compatible.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Getting to know a new lady lately , it's going ok but she's a mad cats fan. Like her wardrobe is 90% cats merch. She hates Hawkins though so we might be compatible.

Should we call her G?