Banter RDT CLXXXII - Searching for stars in a thunderstorm

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I shouldn't go to the wedding right? I don't really want to, should I say so now or just RSVP that I can't go?

I was at a wedding once when the bride whispered "this could have been us" in my ear when I went to congratulate her. That was weird

And you whisper back, 'you and I have not made love for the last time'.

Also how have you got so many women throwing themselves at you/attempting revenge for you not catching them? I know you're not Chris Hemsworth because he's a Bulldogs supporter so what is it? Money? Strawberry flavoured penis? Found life's controller and entered the Konami code? Ability to communicate with and command sea life? Incredibly well dressed?
 
have you Strawberry flavoured penis?
That would be a good product, except men DGAF. Men don't really go for health and beauty products.... but women do. They love that shit. So maybe some sort if vag cream that tastes like beer. Beervag Tm.
 
So how's everyone's Monday coming along?

Bit of drama, a few of my workmates are in love with me and fighting over me. One of them’s married which complicates things.

Oh wait, no that’s Quinz’s life.
 

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First day back at work after holidays. Straight into an "urgent" site meeting for 2 hours about nothing. So pretty rough.

How's yours, mate?

Yeah not bad thanks for asking - same first day back after a week off and a decidedly meh day.

Been watching the UFC?
 
If I had my way:
1. No meetings called unless there is a genuine problem to be discussed
2. Anyone who has a genuine problem must present a potential solution at the same time
3. Anyone who violates one of these sacred tenets loses the privilege of calling meetings and must find someone else to sponsor it
4. Anyone who sponsors a meeting that breaks #1 or #2 will also lose meeting privileges
 
Yeah not bad thanks for asking - same first day back after a week off and a decidedly meh day.

Been watching the UFC?

I've caught up on what I could after returning from the South West but have missed a large portion. Few upsets amongst it, and some others that we may have got lucky in. Watched the JDM replay last night and thought that might go against him
 
If I had my way:
1. No meetings called unless there is a genuine problem to be discussed
2. Anyone who has a genuine problem must present a potential solution at the same time
3. Anyone who violates one of these sacred tenets loses the privilege of calling meetings and must find someone else to sponsor it
4. Anyone who sponsors a meeting that breaks #1 or #2 will also lose meeting privileges

In this case the genuine problems were perceived only, and communication would have put it to bed. That had taken place Friday in my absence but was deemed insufficient, so multiple hours later walking around confirming the contents of the email were a true reflection of the site and progress and I was back in the car heading to the office to continue clearing my inbox.
 
If I had my way:
1. No meetings called unless there is a genuine problem to be discussed
2. Anyone who has a genuine problem must present a potential solution at the same time
3. Anyone who violates one of these sacred tenets loses the privilege of calling meetings and must find someone else to sponsor it
4. Anyone who sponsors a meeting that breaks #1 or #2 will also lose meeting privileges

That’s an interesting proposal, let’s meet to discuss.
 
That’s an interesting proposal, let’s meet to discuss.
I don't think we can cover all those four points in just one meeting.

I think we need to establish a working group to systematically address these as action items spread over a multi-year project.

So lets meet to discuss the personnel and terms of reference required for the working group.
 
I've caught up on what I could after returning from the South West but have missed a large portion. Few upsets amongst it, and some others that we may have got lucky in. Watched the JDM replay last night and thought that might go against him

I felt that the JDM fight was never in doubt, Hafez won the first but other than lie on top of Jack for the second round he did sweet **** all after the first. Dunno what the **** DC and the other commentator were crapping on about.
 
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