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Just a tester - see who's awake
Reminds me of when I was in year 8 and the teacher was nutting out a lengthy mathematical problem on the board. I put up my hand and pointed out a calculation error. He asked for my record book and wrote in it 'The only boy really awake in Maths'. I thought at the time that only 'person' rather than 'boy' would have been more appropriate as it was obvious the mistake hadn't been made to test if we were following and aware. Nonetheless, my mum was happy.
 
Reminds me of when I was in year 8 and the teacher was nutting out a lengthy mathematical problem on the board. I put up my hand and pointed out a calculation error. He asked for my record book and wrote in it 'The only boy really awake in Maths'. I thought at the time that only 'person' rather than 'boy' would have been more appropriate as it was obvious the mistake hadn't been made to test if we were following and aware. Nonetheless, my mum was happy.
Your maths teacher was obviously awake enough to recover quickly and move on - doubtless 95% of the class were totally oblivious to your little exchange 👍
 

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The belief that the bread and wine can turn to flesh and blood doesn't worry me, it's the other half of it, where the believers line up to partake in what they believe to be cannibalism that is a major concern.
 
The belief that the bread and wine can turn to flesh and blood doesn't worry me, it's the other half of it, where the believers line up to partake in what they believe to be cannibalism that is a major concern.
The best version of heaven would allow for communication with non-believers in the underground sauna to say to them, "You think you are funny now?".

Sadly, I don't think I will make the grade. Best I can hope for is a very long stint in purgatory.
 
The best version of heaven would allow for communication with non-believers in the underground sauna to say to them, "You think you are funny now?".

Sadly, I don't think I will make the grade. Best I can hope for is a very long stint in purgatory.
Will you be in with these people?
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