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[NMBB]

BTW I don't care for shock jocks but nevertheless on it goes

https://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/golf/steve-price-threatens-to-quit-portsea-golf-club-over-daniel-andrews-membership-bid/news-story/6754314c2e00016bede7c07bf30663c2

 

[sr36]

BTW I don't care for shock jocks but nevertheless on it goes

https://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/golf/steve-price-threatens-to-quit-portsea-golf-club-over-daniel-andrews-membership-bid/news-story/6754314c2e00016bede7c07bf30663c2

It's a cane toad cane beetle type of situation. Signing up Andrews would see you rid of Price, but then how would you get rid of Andrews.

 

[NMBB]

It's a cane toad cane beetle type of situation. Signing up Andrews would see you rid of Price, but then how would you get rid of Andrews.

It's a fair bet that most members would be pleased to be rid of both.

PS - went to a function there earlier this year - food very average

 

[sideswipe]

It's a cane toad cane beetle type of situation. Signing up Andrews would see you rid of Price, but then how would you get rid of Andrews.

As soon as next year's Land Tax Assessments come out, I can't imagine that a bunch of elderly golfers on the Peninsula wouldn't beat him to death with their sand wedges.

 

[NMBB]

As soon as next year's Land Tax Assessments come out, I can't imagine that a bunch of elderly golfers on the Peninsula wouldn't beat him to death with their sand wedges.

A fair bet that the middle-aged golfers would join in

 

[sideswipe]

A fair bet that the middle-aged golfers would join in

I'd say he'd be safer at Sorrento, where the membership base is older. But they are a lot richer, so they would probably go harder.

 

[NMBB]

I'd say he'd be safer at Sorrento, where the membership base is older. But they are a lot richer, so they would probably go harder.

He could always play at Rosebud - hilly with nice views.

In fact he's been spotted practising recently

 

[jathanas]

He could always play at Rosebud - hilly with nice views

If we can't keep the miserable a*hole away from the Peninsula altogether, a 5km buffer from Rye is appreciated. Thank you.

 

[NMBB]

If we can't keep the miserable a*hole away from the Peninsula altogether, a 5km buffer from Rye is appreciated. Thank you.

No buffer from Frankston required?

 

[Phil Inn]

I'd say he'd be safer at Sorrento, where the membership base is older. But they are a lot richer, so they would probably go harder.

They can afford to contract it out

 

[NMBB]

They can afford to contract it out

Need to be better managed than Covid hotel quarantine

 

[sr36]

As soon as next year's Land Tax Assessments come out, I can't imagine that a bunch of elderly golfers on the Peninsula wouldn't beat him to death with their sand wedges.

I could see a benefit from a work for the pension scheme, where the elderly are armed with golf clubs to eradicate Australian pests from Dan to cane toads.

 

[Phil Inn]

Need to be better managed than Covid hotel quarantine

That's not a high bar you are setting

 

[sr36]

Need to be better managed than Covid hotel quarantine

Hopefully the goons hired to control the situation don't have sex with Dan.

 

[Phil Inn]

If we can't keep the miserable a*hole away from the Peninsula altogether, a 5km buffer from Rye is appreciated. Thank you.

Apparently a member of St Andrews Beach. Probably drives past your place on the way.

 

[Phil Inn]

Hopefully the goons hired to control the situation don't have sex with Dan.

The kind of image that changes you as a person and not in a good way

 

[jathanas]

Apparently a member of St Andrews Beach. Probably drives past your place on the way.

Starting a Gofundme page to relocate DA to Kyneton. Will target all advertising to Sorrento & Portsea residents.

 

[NMBB]

Starting a Gofundme page to relocate DA to Kyneton. Will target all advertising to Sorrento & Portsea residents.

Fair enough but why pick on Kyneton? - nice place - nice daffodil display in Spring - I'm thinking Ceduna, Coober Pedy, Murrayville etc

 

[NMBB]

Mental health alert - don't go looking for dust busters in large hardware chain today - they're being relocated to a different aisle behind paint - you'll get a different answer from every single employee - FMD

Plus new term for "no longer stocked". ....... that item has been "DERANGED" - FMD x2

Told them I was becoming deranged and left.

PS - one employee was a bit helpful

 

[Phil Inn]

Starting a Gofundme page to relocate DA to Kyneton. Will target all advertising to Sorrento & Portsea residents.

I am sure my better half will appreciate that. We have a pony who would no doubt love Dan as a stablemate as he is missing his owner and he destroyed his last horse toy today and he needs new enrichment items so the timing is excellent.

Is Dan insured against hoofing, horse biting, and general purpose maiming?

 

[jathanas]

Fair enough but why pick on Kyneton? - nice place - nice daffodil display in Spring - I'm thinking Ceduna, Coober Pedy, Murrayville etc

Purely selfish. I would enjoy teasing a couple of choice individuals who have set-up nest out Kyneton way about their proximity to DA.

If we can't relocate him there can we express ship him to the ISS?

 

[jathanas]

I am sure my better half will appreciate that. We have a pony who would no doubt love Dan as a stablemate as he is missing his owner and he destroyed his last horse toy today and he needs new enrichment items so the timing is excellent.

Is Dan insured against hoofing, horse biting, and general purpose maiming?

This is another reason I love ponies. Is there anything they can't do?

 

[sr36]

Purely selfish. I would enjoy teasing a couple of choice individuals who have set-up nest out Kyneton way about their proximity to DA.

If we can't relocate him there can we express ship him to the ISS?

Gaza has beautiful weather this time of year.

 

[Phil Inn]

Gaza has beautiful weather this time of year.

Do we really want to be giving Hamas extra ideas?

I'd be pretty disappointed if that worked out too.

I mean, Hamas would really go down in my estimation if they collaborated with Dan.

 

[Phil Inn]

Purely selfish. I would enjoy teasing a couple of choice individuals who have set-up nest out Kyneton way about their proximity to DA.

If we can't relocate him there can we express ship him to the ISS?

"Choice individuals"


About the nicest thing you have called me sir!

Noice