Banter RDT CLXXXV - Where’d all the hipsters go and can they stay there

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Callum returns home from work via the pub and for the second time in a month dinner isn't on the table waiting for him. He rolls up his sleeves with the intent of having a "serious chat" with his wife Patricia about her duties as a homemaker - just like his grandpa told him how they did it in the 40s. He heads to the kitchen to find her talking with her mother and decides that it's not the best time to have said chat.

Patricia notices the tension in Callum's face - she's seen it before - and recommends that maybe he should head down to the local bath-house for a relaxing evening in the saunas and spas with other likeminded men. He always seems to return from the bath-house in a much better mood than when he left, another technique his grandpa advised him of.
 
Callum returns home from work via the pub and for the second time in a month dinner isn't on the table waiting for him. He rolls up his sleeves with the intent of having a "serious chat" with his wife Patricia about her duties as a homemaker - just like his grandpa told him how they did it in the 40s. He heads to the kitchen to find her talking with her mother and decides that it's not the best time to have said chat.

Patricia notices the tension in Callum's face - she's seen it before - and recommends that maybe he should head down to the local bath-house for a relaxing evening in the saunas and spas with other likeminded men. He always seems to return from the bath-house in a much better mood than when he left, another technique his grandpa advised him of.

Yeah sure, that kid’s finding a wife.
 
Look I don't know what's happening in here but I got bitten on the toe by an ant or a spider or something and it's doing me in badly.

I'm ready to pay a homie to bomb my lawns and get rid of these ants even if it wasn't their fault this time. My neighbours on both sides have done significant yard renos in the last year and I think I have half a blocks worth of ants all hustled up in my area. This issue has been ongoing but is now amplified.

Halp.
 
Look I don't know what's happening in here but I got bitten on the toe by an ant or a spider or something and it's doing me in badly.

I'm ready to pay a homie to bomb my lawns and get rid of these ants even if it wasn't their fault this time. My neighbours on both sides have done significant yard renos in the last year and I think I have half a blocks worth of ants all hustled up in my area. This issue has been ongoing but is now amplified.

Halp.
 

Targeted to nests which I can't find so then I need to dust the whole lawn. I've already sprayed it btw. Also got a little 4 legged Mexican in my yard who doesn't want too many wild chems (unlike myself) but if I pay someone to drop some nuclear stuff I will relocate her for a little bit
 
Look I don't know what's happening in here but I got bitten on the toe by an ant or a spider or something and it's doing me in badly.

I'm ready to pay a homie to bomb my lawns and get rid of these ants even if it wasn't their fault this time. My neighbours on both sides have done significant yard renos in the last year and I think I have half a blocks worth of ants all hustled up in my area. This issue has been ongoing but is now amplified.

Halp.

Targeted to nests which I can't find so then I need to dust the whole lawn. I've already sprayed it btw. Also got a little 4 legged Mexican in my yard who doesn't want too many wild chems (unlike myself) but if I pay someone to drop some nuclear stuff I will relocate her for a little bit

I'd recommend calling in pest control, they've got the commercial grade stuff which is generally fairly effective.
 
Look I don't know what's happening in here but I got bitten on the toe by an ant or a spider or something and it's doing me in badly.

I'm ready to pay a homie to bomb my lawns and get rid of these ants even if it wasn't their fault this time. My neighbours on both sides have done significant yard renos in the last year and I think I have half a blocks worth of ants all hustled up in my area. This issue has been ongoing but is now amplified.

Halp.
I say you take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.
 

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Look I don't know what's happening in here but I got bitten on the toe by an ant or a spider or something and it's doing me in badly.

I'm ready to pay a homie to bomb my lawns and get rid of these ants even if it wasn't their fault this time. My neighbours on both sides have done significant yard renos in the last year and I think I have half a blocks worth of ants all hustled up in my area. This issue has been ongoing but is now amplified.

Halp.

Do you have an allergy to bugs? Ant bites shouldn't bother you for an extended period of time.
 
Do you have an allergy to bugs? Ant bites shouldn't bother you for an extended period of time.

Allergic to bees. These ant bites are pretty gnarly, my son gets the same ones. They blow up red and get really itchy for days on end. I took an antihistamine last night and put an ice gel pack thing on my toe which seems to have helped.
 
Allergic to bees. These ant bites are pretty gnarly, my son gets the same ones. They blow up red and get really itchy for days on end. I took an antihistamine last night and put an ice gel pack thing on my toe which seems to have helped.
The worst is getting bitten by one on the arch of your foot, bloody annoying.
 
Annastacia Palaszczuk resigns, just after I finally learnt to spell her name.

Wouldn’t mind seeing a balanced review of her time in office, everything I’ve seen either says she’s the best premier Australia’s ever had or another dictator about to face justice, nothing in between.
 
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