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Alvin Purple in a fantasy scene with Abigail.
Banter TRTT Part 14: 2022 Goodbye (To 2023)
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Alvin Purple in a fantasy scene with Abigail.
This campaigner is lucky it lives deep underwater. Would love to prick its head like a balloon.
- Apr 27, 2008
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That facial expression makes it look like it doesn't feel lucky about being alive at all
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I’ve heard this kind of story happening a few times over the years but always thought it was a bit.
Last night around 0300 woke up with a bit of ball itch, got up fumbled in the dark for some cream, applied cream thinking “this tube feels different”.
Realising what I’d done before the deep heat hit was the most thrilling thing to happen to me for a while, I began to run downstairs as our ensuite is out of action until late January. The pain began as I awkwardly ran down in the dark conscious not to fall & break a leg(I’m over 50 now & have been lucky with breaks for 20 years). Spent a half hour in the shower trying anything to correct my predicament before finally getting the nerve to return to bed. Everything has still been a bit spicy today & my balls may never forgive me.
Something I always felt was an urban legend can happen.
Last night around 0300 woke up with a bit of ball itch, got up fumbled in the dark for some cream, applied cream thinking “this tube feels different”.
Realising what I’d done before the deep heat hit was the most thrilling thing to happen to me for a while, I began to run downstairs as our ensuite is out of action until late January. The pain began as I awkwardly ran down in the dark conscious not to fall & break a leg(I’m over 50 now & have been lucky with breaks for 20 years). Spent a half hour in the shower trying anything to correct my predicament before finally getting the nerve to return to bed. Everything has still been a bit spicy today & my balls may never forgive me.
Something I always felt was an urban legend can happen.
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Did they hose him down with ULP?
By the time they'd debated which type of extinguisher they should use he'd gone out.
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Deep seated urban decay
Deep seated urban decay
Deep seated urban decay
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If youre on fire where does it matter asking for help. Its not as if you have lots of time to think about it.
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Stop drop and roll went woke. Sad!
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****ing Port and Ginger Beer isn't a bad combo
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Add a drop of soy sauce, for that extra tang
Just up the High Street from:
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Re watching the wire and the detectives find out about the existence of phone text messages in season 2
Police issue warning after suspected cocaine packages appear on beaches between Sydney and Newcastle
NSW police say no one should open or remove any of the packages after finding seven along the coast
Merry Christmas
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This isn't what you were saying but now I wanna rewatch True Detective season 1.
For Alex dodo's bobbies ofc
Is it 3 or 4 where they learn about MMS?
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