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The Bespoke Roycognition Barrel Award. Another 2 strong performances from great oppositions. Our first goes to a Royal who has been a mainstay in the league, and in recent months has re-emerged as one of the leagues premier posters. fumbler is a treat, his aggressive obfuscation is as...

Gorillas of the Fortnight Two awards this week for two champions. We smashed the Royals, and we had a lot of stand out performers, but one deserves the pat on the back, not just for super dominant display against the hapless Royals, but for being a dominant force all year. I've avoided...

You play, i play. I reckon i've got your number old man.

You have much more poignant and poetic quotes in your sig.

Royals if you don't beat the Roys, you are pathetic. Even more pathetic than the Roys who are very very pathetic at the moment. They are way to nice and have no bite on the field.

The Bespoke Roycognition Barrel Award. Two more worthy winners, but deserving of the Roycognition award over the last two weeks. Against the Gumbies, the thread was nicely paced and thoroughly enjoyable, the rumous of the Gumbies demise has been greatly exaggerated. Players like...

Another two weeks another two awesome Gorillas. We've lost 2 on the trot and it's only fair i not bother show my face around these parts, you don't deserve it. But i suppose i have to award these token awards to two players that stood out in the last two week. Against the Gumbies we fell...

I'd prefer if decided to get his form back. What he does at the salon is none of my business. Stars and their social media profiles. I don't understand it.

apologies for the delay. I forgot my password. I am a gorilla after all.

The Bespoke Roycognition Barrel Award. Another pair of winners. The Hawks vote was a close run contest, with The Jesus, not being able to overcome the cult of personality that is Agent93. The Hawk leader was strong presence throughout the week, enjoying numerous banter battles with the Roys...

I've got a little catching up, but it doesn't diminish the importance of these token awards. Against the Hawks we had a late ring in, a last minute inclusion, the one the only premiership hero I Dont Care. After a brief hiatus he returned back to the fold. A little out of match conditioning, so...

We built you a tennis court.....

The Bespoke Roycognition Barrel Award. This week the coveted BRB Award goes to not the greatest player in history, nor the resurgent admin candidate nor the hair piece to the stars. This weeks Barrel goes to the one and only Dingster. The Roys have enjoyed a number of battles against this...

Gorilla of the Week It's not everyday you play a team with the self proclaimed greatest player that has ever graced the Sweet FA, and it's not everyday you shut down and embarrass this 'legend'. okeydoke7 met his match on the weekend. Reardo wore him like a glove, shutting the 'great' OD7...

The Bespoke Roycognition Barrel Award. This weeks (read last weeks) special Roycognition award goes to the Bear, who currently sits atop the pile of the best posters in the league, we know this to be true as he has taken out the coveted beez award 2 seasons running, and will definitely win...

Gorilla of the Week This was probably the easiest Gorilla of the Week that i'll ever select as you illustrious coach. Not because i am getting the arse, but because this was a gobsmacking performance. Last week we had Mooch finally find his kicking shoes, no unfortunately for him, a player...

I'll let fbd cut you first, then i will deconstruct you cell by cell if you dare try and take Mobbs.

That's my call and at the moment he's on notice.

The public persona of myself has been very carefully crafted.

Careful fbd.

Apologies Roys It's been a hard week in rehab getting back to full health after the heart scare after the win. It was unexpected (the win that is) and the stress got to me. I'm back with my hand firmly on the tiller. Thankfully that moron fitzroybowiedog didn't mess with a winning formula when...

The Bespoke Roycognition Barrel Award. This weeks Bespoke barrel goes to the Furie that distinguished themselves as a top notch banterer and a poster that the Roys all enjoyed going up against. If i was to say that this poster was TJASTA that would be an utter lie. The Furie with the mostest...

It's finally that belated time of the week again. it's time for the GORILLA OF THE WEEK. I was tempted to give the award to our great debutant el Tel, but i suspect we might see even better in the future, or it could have gone to Chezzalenko Reborn for a great return to the fold. However this...

The Bespoke Roycognition Barrel Award. The Royals were lots of fun, until they beat us. The vote for the best opposition player was a close one this week, with 3 posters gaining multiple votes. This poster was ever present throughout the week, engaging with anyone and everyone, and...

GORILLA OF THE WEEK This week our award goes to the only Roy that has actually had the decency to turn up every week so far in our remarkable undefeated season. The player is a total phenom. Even during the week he can be seen running down the flanks as a way to warm up for the weekends match...

Just. I couldn't find enough replacements.

You made me do this Roys. RFFC Official Team Sheet Round 5 v Fighting Furies B: RU_ - Reardo - Matt_352 HB: fitzroybowiedog - Mobbs - A Bit High C: Allikat - 3KZ is Football - Barrels HF: el Tel - nahnah - Runk F: royboy2 - Mooch - _Mike_ R: JackNah_8 - Broken - TedDougChris...

Warning to all Roys. In an attempted to thwart your attempts at ruining my debut coaching season, there will be changes coming. i need to do my part to stop you all from being terrible.

My request has been denied.

Round 3 Roycognition Award The week against the Bombers was, contrary to popular belief, surprisingly enjoyable. They'd been at the forefront of the league in recent weeks, bouncing from controversy to controversy, but they didn't let that get in the way of a jolly good romp through the match...