Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 5: Roys FFC vs Fighting Furies @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[JackNah_8]

TJASTA MKR time

Stop posting in here

 

[Dyson Roy Lacy]

After the start we have had, I believe Dyson Roy Lacy is considering asking them to not let the opposition in on game day in a bid to turn around our fortunes....

My request has been denied.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

TJASTA MKR time

Stop posting in here

he will be watching MAFS

 

[TJASTA]

he will be watching MAFS

yeah nah **** that

 

[TedDougChris]

My request has been denied.

Bugger !!!!

 

[Broken]

it was a feel good gif for TJASTA as you spidermen seemed to be ganging up on him

ThaiEaster has a real persecution complex doesn't he? We better not tell the local drunks on the hill about this, we don't want any unfavourable chants, or songs, to be directed his way.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

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Furies have no issue with that

We are a team who appreciate a full bush

 

[TJASTA]

ThaiEaster has a real persecution complex doesn't he? We better not tell the local drunks on the hill about this, we don't want any unfavourable chants, or songs, to be directed his way.

Where you get hit by something stupid everyday, you would get it too dickhead.

 

[Mobbs]

It's always about you!


centre half-hat, interesting concept.

I take it back. I'm terrible ...

My Performances In Games This Season:
Sin City Swamprats 12.12.84 def Roys FFC 12.5.77 @ Underground Stadium.
92 minutes v edgie : Scores 1.0, Assists 0.1
6 minutes v TheMase : Scores 0.0, Assists 0.0

Mt Buller 14.9.93 def Roys FFC 11.6.72 @ Snow Dome.
9 minutes v cooney : Scores 0.0, Assists 0.0
77 minutes v lion around : Scores 1.0, Assists 0.0
14 minutes v cooney : Scores 0.0, Assists 0.0

Baghdad Bombers 11.7.73 drew with Roys FFC 12.1.73 @ Abdu Prison.
1 minute v VSTone : Scores 0.0, Assists 0.0
99 minutes v Shermy : Scores 2.0, Assists 3.1

Roys FC 11.2.68 wdb Gold City Royals 12.9.81 @ Renown Park.
59 minutes v Quivorir : Scores 2.0, Assists 0.0
41 minutes v McEvoy : Scores 0.0, Assists 1.0

My opponents:
Scored off me : 6.0
Gave off the ball to teammates who scored : 4.2

Summary:
... I give the opposition approximately 15 points on average.
Our margins have been 7 pts, 21 pts, 0 pts and 13 pts; an average of 10 pts per match.
In terms of averages, removing my defensive contributions from these scorelines would see the Roys with a 3-1 win/loss scorecard.

Conclusion:
So in essence, the reason we can't win a match, is me.

 

[TedDougChris]

I take it back. I'm terrible ...

My Performances In Games This Season:
Sin City Swamprats 12.12.84 def Roys FFC 12.5.77 @ Underground Stadium.
92 minutes v edgie : Scores 1.0, Assists 0.1
6 minutes v TheMase : Scores 0.0, Assists 0.0

Mt Buller 14.9.93 def Roys FFC 11.6.72 @ Snow Dome.
9 minutes v cooney : Scores 0.0, Assists 0.0
77 minutes v lion around : Scores 1.0, Assists 0.0
14 minutes v cooney : Scores 0.0, Assists 0.0

Baghdad Bombers 11.7.73 drew with Roys FFC 12.1.73 @ Abdu Prison.
1 minute v VSTone : Scores 0.0, Assists 0.0
99 minutes v Shermy : Scores 2.0, Assists 3.1

Roys FC 11.2.68 wdb Gold City Royals 12.9.81 @ Renown Park.
59 minutes v Quivorir : Scores 2.0, Assists 0.0
41 minutes v McEvoy : Scores 0.0, Assists 1.0

My opponents:
Scored off me : 6.0
Gave off the ball to teammates who scored : 4.2

Summary:
... I give the opposition approximately 15 points on average.
Our margins have been 7 pts, 21 pts, 0 pts and 13 pts; an average of 10 pts per match.
In terms of averages, removing my defensive contributions from these scorelines would see the Roys with a 3-1 win/loss scorecard.

Conclusion:
So in essence, the reason we can't win a match, is me.

Hold my beer, I got this.....

 

[Broken]

Where you get hit by something stupid everyday, you would get it too dickhead.

 

[JackNah_8]

I take it back. I'm terrible ...

My Performances In Games This Season:
Sin City Swamprats 12.12.84 def Roys FFC 12.5.77 @ Underground Stadium.
92 minutes v edgie : Scores 1.0, Assists 0.1
6 minutes v TheMase : Scores 0.0, Assists 0.0

Mt Buller 14.9.93 def Roys FFC 11.6.72 @ Snow Dome.
9 minutes v cooney : Scores 0.0, Assists 0.0
77 minutes v lion around : Scores 1.0, Assists 0.0
14 minutes v cooney : Scores 0.0, Assists 0.0

Baghdad Bombers 11.7.73 drew with Roys FFC 12.1.73 @ Abdu Prison.
1 minute v VSTone : Scores 0.0, Assists 0.0
99 minutes v Shermy : Scores 2.0, Assists 3.1

Roys FC 11.2.68 wdb Gold City Royals 12.9.81 @ Renown Park.
59 minutes v Quivorir : Scores 2.0, Assists 0.0
41 minutes v McEvoy : Scores 0.0, Assists 1.0

My opponents:
Scored off me : 6.0
Gave off the ball to teammates who scored : 4.2

Summary:
... I give the opposition approximately 15 points on average.
Our margins have been 7 pts, 21 pts, 0 pts and 13 pts; an average of 10 pts per match.
In terms of averages, removing my defensive contributions from these scorelines would see the Roys with a 3-1 win/loss scorecard.

Conclusion:
So in essence, the reason we can't win a match, is me.

Once again, talking about yourself.

btw, you really need to improve your stats.

 

[Mobbs]

Once again, talking about yourself.

btw, you really need to improve your stats.

Like, with, more colours and stuff?

 

[JackNah_8]

Like, with, more colours and stuff?

Yes, colours and pretty pictures.

 

[Broken]

Yes, colours and pretty pictures.

And Spiderman

 

[JackNah_8]

And Spiderman

and, half hats

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Like, with, more colours and stuff?

Yes, colours and pretty pictures.

And Spiderman

and, half hats

like this

 

[JackNah_8]

like this
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Perfect!

 

[TedDougChris]

like this
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Move over some painter dudes and dudettes.....

 

[Mobbs]

like this
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Much better than mine

 

[Mooch]

A dancer....

No lol And they aren't old!

Most of them still go out and party. ( plus they like tennis)

I don't remember signing up for that.

 

[Mooch]

Ok.

Am I doing it right ??

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From memory the Furies threatened that they'd never visit our premises again until we were able to provide our premium Chuddonay in cask format.

Cask? Don't we make that in a 45 gallon drum in the away room baths?

 

[TJASTA]

I would just like you say that everybody is lower than dirt, except me of course . I am the greatest people to have ever lived

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

fitzroybowiedog will have the final say, whenever he makes an appearance.


Mobbs is too busy building stadiums and tennis courts to care about the team list.

It's not my decision either. It's Dysons.
If he had his way we'd all be delisted.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I would just like you say that everybody is lower than dirt, except me of course . I am the greatest people to have ever lived

Makes sense that you're more than 1.