Official Team Thread The Roys FFC Season 27 Community Rooms - CONGRATS 3KZ IS FOOTBALL BROKEN MEDALLIST S27!

[Mobbs]

Oh oh I have more stats I can offload onto your unsuspecting arses too! I just have to think of a disconnected analogy to use so that you don't know what the stat really is

 

[Broken]

Gotta lift my game if I'm going to earn enough ClarkeMonies to buy a Clarkade Machine.

 

[TedDougChris]

I call BS on this. I kicked 9 from the bench.

Yeah, but we needed you to kick 16 !!

 

[Klim]

Yeah, but we needed you to kick 16 !!

Then perhaps I'd need to be more on the field then !!

 

[Reardo]

A pair of ones, or as I like to call them, “two foxes in a convertible”.

 

[TedDougChris]

Then perhaps I'd need to be more on the field then !!

Play CHF and FF perhaps ??

 

[Mobbs]

R01 - Sin City Swamprats 12.12.84 def Roys FFC 12.5.77
R02 - Mount Buller Demons 14.9.93 def Roys FFC 11.6.72
R03 - Baghdad Bombers 11.7.73 drew Roys FFC 12.1.73
R04 - Roys FFC 11.2.68 wdb Gold City Royals 12.9.81
R05 - Roys FFC 17.8.110 def Fighting Furies 16.9.105
R06 - Roys FFC 15.14.104 wdb to Las Vegas Bears 21.10.136

 

[Broken]

Better not show Shirty, our slightly aggressive coach, what the Roys record is with me in the team.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Complete
A loss, again, but we are used to that, what i'm not used to is a player getting up from the bench and entering the fray, and singlehandedly keeping the Roys in the game. Klim did what Mooch couldn't do in most of the first 5 rounds. Klim bagged 9 in an immense display upfront. Dyson has some hard choices ahead. 2nd gamer el Tel was blistering off the flank with 19 touches and 8 marks, but a wayward 1.4. _Mike_ was a livewire upfront, but struggled to convert collecting 2.6. who knows if we kicked a bit straighter, things might have been different. Allikat was impressive in the middle, JackNah_8 is building some fine form in the Ruck, and Broken is contuining his solid, but not yet spectacular season.


Posts
Mobbs will be both happy and displeased. We had 39% of the thread which will make the old codger proud, but he again leads the way with our most posts, which will confuse him. TedDougChris posting with styles comes in second, and Broken 3rd. A slight drop in overall poster, but our quality remains the cream of the crop.



Medals
el Tel improves from a debut bronze, to a sophmore gold, sharing the honors with Klim and Mobbs. Broken, @jacknah and TedDougChris squeeze onto the podium as well.
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[Mobbs]

oUR NEXT MATCH is in capslockia at The Colosseum versus the Wonders:
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...-wonders-vs-roys-ffc-at-the-colosseum.1214453
That's the place where you go and type teh stuffs.

 

[Mobbs]

Positive Activity Progression registered for 3KZ is Football , A Bit High , Reardo and RU_

39% would be a great figure for percentage of total posts, except for the knowledge that match was v the Bears who tend to spam a lot so it's pretty easy to achieve a good number there.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

I want a award or I drop my pants!

That coming from someone who hates pants!

 

[Mobbs]

I want a award or I drop my pants!

That coming from someone who hates pants!

Never!

 

[Mobbs]

SWEET FA PODCAST

Folks please note that our illustrious lollybomb leader fitzroybowiedog was one of the guests on the Sweet FA podcast that was published today. Feel welcome to give it a listen for his dulcet tones!
Podcast Link.

You can also discuss the broadcast with the wider Sweet FA community here :
Podcast Discussion.

 

[Dyson Roy Lacy]

Gorilla of the Week



This was probably the easiest Gorilla of the Week that i'll ever select as you illustrious coach. Not because i am getting the arse, but because this was a gobsmacking performance. Last week we had Mooch finally find his kicking shoes, no unfortunately for him, a player meandered off the bench and told Mooch to **** off to the back line. This player on had 10 touches. 10 kicks to be exact, but with those 10 kicks he kicked a mammoth 9.1. 90% strike rate. It was immense. Klim was utterly dominant, it's just sad we couldn't get it to him more.

Well done Klim!

Round 1: JackNah_8
Round 2: Allikat
Round 3: royboy2
Round 4: 3KZ is Football
Round 5: Mooch
Round 6: Klim

 

[Dyson Roy Lacy]

The Bespoke Roycognition Barrel Award.

This weeks (read last weeks) special Roycognition award goes to the Bear, who currently sits atop the pile of the best posters in the league, we know this to be true as he has taken out the coveted beez award 2 seasons running, and will definitely win another this year. JoshWoodenSpoon is a posting force. He's creative and engaging, and well loved. Is he the best? Well everyone seems to think so, and this week JWS was loved by (most Sausages had a small supporter base) Roys.
Please enjoy this lovely barrel, provided to us by Barrels, who promises to fill it with the Chud of your choice.
JWS for B33Z

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[Mobbs]

I see Mobbs reckons we spam it up a bit Cadaver, that cant be right, can it?

a BIT?

Disgusting stuff Mobbs, we demand you retract your statement immediately or face immediate sanctions!*

*life ban from Los Carreras Shopping Centre

Statement underlined. But it did improve after the first night. Wish I could say the same for my ... well ... nevermind. Btw it's me that stocks most shops in the shopping centre, so bring it on!

 

[Mobbs]

Speedy website today ...

Anyways ... we had a match.

 

[JackNah_8]

Speedy website today ...

Anyways ... we had a match.

I know and we won

 

[Mobbs]

I know and we won

Spoiler alert!

 

[TedDougChris]

I know and we won

 

[Broken]

I know and we won

 

[JackNah_8]

Spoiler alert!

actually we didnt win

 

[Mobbs]

actually we didnt win

There are five possibilities.
- We won.
- We lost.
- We drew.
- We don't know.
- The match hasn't been played yet.

 

[TedDougChris]

There are five possibilities.
- We won.
- We lost.
- We drew.
- We don't know.
- The match hasn't been played yet.

50 ClarkeMonies on Option 4 please Eddie !!