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Hi Stormee, I like to eat bacon, and peas. Then I fart like a coconut eating chives and say "Hey Barney???! Why isn't me camp on a fire branch peas!?" then the golden girls look at me and lick their funny parts like itchy puppies. Kind Regards, Kevin Sorbo

Hi Beth and thank you for your interest in Kevin Sorbo, Great questions! My main inspiration for my performance on Just Shoot me was Wayne Carey. My key inspiration for gay porno's without doubt was mark73. Kind Regards, Kevin Sorbo

Hi Geoffa32 and thank you for your interest in Kevin Sorbo. When I was trying to take my bride Deianeira home, I had to cross the Evenus River. Nessus, a centaur, served as ferryman. First he rowed me across and then, as he started to row Deianeira across, he tried to rape her. Naturally, I...

Hello kerplunky and thank you for your interest in Kevin Sorbo. It's always excellent to meet a fan. I can categorically confirm that the footage you have attached was actually recorded after North's round 9 loss to Adelaide. Kind Regards, Kevin Sorbo.

You guys need to have more faith in our supreme club. If I had this lack of confidence every time I squared off against Ares then I wouldn't be here today sharing my Kevin Sorbo wisdom - and that would be terrible. Kind Regards, Kevin Sorbo.

Hello and thank you for your interest in Kevin Sorbo. There are many reasons, but I will narrow them down to three key points: - to raise awareness of the evil which is Ares (sworn enemy) - to educate fellow football supporters in the ways of Kevin Sorbo - to convince the North Melbourne board...

Hello, My name is Kevin Sorbo. It all began in a town named Mound in Minnesota back on September 24, 1958 when a true legend of time would be born, me, Kevin Sorbo. At the end of 1986 and at 6"3 and muscular, I began to make guest appearances on popular shows such as "Murder, She Wrote"...

I know right. I fought monsters on the set of Hercules and was all like "hey man, no peds here" and they were all like "wow, holy f**k man, that's pretty titts guvna". True Story. Kind Regards, Kevin Sorbo.

Kind Regards, Kevin Sorbo.

Fact: I worked as a bouncer and as a model before I landed my hit TV series "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" Fact: I am a tank Fact: I didn't take PEDS Fact: I like James Hird's hair Kind Regards, Kevin Sorbo ("Sorbs")

I reckon the Roos are a ripping chance, we'll finish strong in the last half of the season and smash the finals series. Kind Regards, Kevin Sorbo

You have big Donkey in your avatar i_need_a_pencil. True Story.

You leave Brad Scott out of this Mister! Bradley likes parrots! ....Bradley loves Parrots :(

"Pants!!!" said the mum. Little Garry couldn't understand where his pants were. "Bloody paaaaannntssss!!!!". Mum was clearly getting frustrated and Garry still could not find his pants. Stay tuned everybody for another episode of the Dog Chunkies. Kind Regards, Porcelain Jan, where is Man?