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Looks like a homoustache Also seems to have have sped up the aging process over the off season - how do they do that?

No whingeing here. I'm not upset - actually quite happy. Comes with following a winning side. When your era starts, please be sure to post about it.

QED carlton are shitter

Fishing. Umpires. How about actually winning the game? Obviously not at the game as you are living in fantasy land in Perth. Definitely the worst supporters in the league so was sweet for the geriatrics to beat the geniuses. Have a preforated eardrum from 'Go Baggers - they're on the ropes' all...

Mate, you sound like a broken record. Get over it. Was in a restaurant with Franklin - brushed past him on the way to a table and he threw his arms out.

Re: Blake Nuts and Bolts We need a target for kickouts after behinds. I don't think I've ever seen him present - even seen him actively move to a poor position to guarantee it won't come to him.

Re: We were quick-but why? I was surprised how out of sorts the bulldogs looked but they had a hard slog against Adelaide in the wet the week before, so that may have made the cats look faster. And even though the cats had a good win against the swans, the ground was hard up there and some...

Excellent game for Braddles testimonial. Got a bit draughty at the game as seats started to empty during the third quarter as all the Western Bullshits supporters started to hit the exits. When's Minson's testimonial?

Maybe this is the virus that Akermanis was scared of catching showering with other naked men?

Women hockey players don't need, so why would Osbourne? Unless (s)he's using it as chastity when Sewell's around.

1. Alwyn Davey 2. Angus Monfries 3. Corey Jones 4. Nick Riewoldt 5. Kane Kornes 6. Alan Didak 7. S. Milne 8. Adam Schneider 9. Brad Johnson 10. Steve Johnson 11. Kane Cornes 12. Hayden Ballyntine 13. Bachar Houli 14. Paul Medhurst

Was going into a 7-11 and noticed Robert Harvey was in front of me. Didn't hold the door open - think of him as a prick since that day. Dermie and son were riding on the bike path in Middle Park without helmets.

Maybe I should get an avatar of M Blake on the vinegar strokes

Coulda, shoulda, woulda but didn't and couldn't. If grandma had balls...

That's so last year

Yes, hawks had D Kappler and S Crawford and now they have B Sewell. I wondered how a hawthorn player gets a gig hosting the blue carpet. Not that there's anything wrong with that. And S Mitchell going to all that effort to get married.

Nothing like an each way bet for failure. I understand "team" when referring to St Kilda or Hawthorn is used loosely.

suck my b@lls

Re: Cats Bradbury a Flag Saints - thanks for coming. Hawks - ha ha ha.

And for those of us in the real world with real jobs know that lawyers and solicitors are a boil on the butt of society. So as a tassie supporter you'll fit into the group okay.

Grow up pinhead. Are you gracious? But least you can say your 'supporters' have taken a leaf out of the tassie mayblooms' book - both you and they are sh*t.

Lockyer needs to grow some pubes before he should be considered.

You suspect wrong - and I'm not your son, pinhead. And I don't think that the greatest player tested positive to illegal substances under AFL rules. I'm more interested in good footy and the team that I follow is doing just that, but it's a shame that in the current climate, members of some...

Grab a hanky and pee off to the tasmanian barbie pansy forum

Milne and Baker run Turds R Us. They come over and give you nipple cripples and Chinese burns, then run over to a corner and titter to each other. At least Baker has some time now before preseason to work on building up his gluts.

Hawk Supreme - poo base with extra wee topping, and a diarrhea stuffed crust

Where's fishbowl when you need him? North are just flattrack bullies. Well done kangas. Everytime you say something commendable about your boys, or slag off another team, you're always going to get the 'spectre of relocation' comments from the pinheads. And hawk injuries is a p***weak excuse...

As much as Sam sh1ts me, I'd love him to go over and slap Fev across the face when there's one of those awkward moments betwwen Fev and Sam

fishbowl, you r*****, if the Hawks won they'd be second as well. But they didn't win, they lost and they lost by 71 points - not 1 and not 100. Deal with it bozo

You can't reason with fishbowl - his bowl is not the full tank, if you know what I mean. I think his mother might have been scared by a Geelong player when she was preggers. And when he was born, the bucket had blue and white hoops.