Media 🔥Turbo Didn't Start the Fire 🔥

[Smartys Power]

Tigerturbulance “Turbo Didn’t Start the Fire” Single Review​

Score: 0/10

This is probably my least favorite song of all time once I took a better look into the lyrics. It’s like a parody of Important Big Qooty events from S35 and S36 that means absolutely nothing. At least other Turbo music like “Okey Doesn't Qoal” and "Beez Blitz" had a concrete topic to talk about and wasn’t trying to make a big statement didn’t make a big deal of itself, and focused on groove and spreading positive sentiments. This song has all the pomp and pretence of the Warriors with literally none of the song writing to back it up, and is as thin as U2tigers hair line. If Turbo wanted to make a point about literally anything in his verses, this song would at least make sense in some way. But all he’s doing is, literally, saying names of people, places, and qooty events. The only personal insight he weaves into this entire song outside of the platitudinous hook is that he “can’t take it anymore”.

Only over-serious boomer qooty players will think this thing is brilliant.

Listen at your own risk

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Holy ****. Am I famous now?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Some of your best work!

 

[crazywildhorse]

Not only sure why only two of us want to watch this drunk first

 

[Tonga Bob]

 

[Jabba73]

Tigerturbulance “Turbo Didn’t Start the Fire” Single Review​

Score: 0/10

This is probably my least favorite song of all time once I took a better look into the lyrics. It’s like a parody of Important Big Qooty events from S35 and S36 that means absolutely nothing. At least other Turbo music like “Okey Doesn't Qoal” and "Beez Blitz" had a concrete topic to talk about and wasn’t trying to make a big statement didn’t make a big deal of itself, and focused on groove and spreading positive sentiments. This song has all the pomp and pretence of the Warriors with literally none of the song writing to back it up, and is as thin as U2tigers hair line. If Turbo wanted to make a point about literally anything in his verses, this song would at least make sense in some way. But all he’s doing is, literally, saying names of people, places, and qooty events. The only personal insight he weaves into this entire song outside of the platitudinous hook is that he “can’t take it anymore”.

Only over-serious boomer qooty players will think this thing is brilliant.

Listen at your own risk

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GreyCrow Dingster nahnah Brenton Davy hotchilli SarahSmiles kenneyswarriors manangatang Millky95 PMBangers Tarkyn_24 Hate Wosh Test Tickle sausageroll Jabba73 TedDougChris I Dont Care Smartys Power Tandy tony Proper Gander Senor M Falconista GWS Goose Barrybran beez Muddiemoose The Filth Wizard The Jesus fitzroybowiedog Zevon Mooch NaturalDisaster TheInjuryFactory James Colorado SplintWhisky crazywildhorse ShaunDuggan pantskyle Mobbs Pickitt Tonga Bob Agent93 Jezmiester40 Cadsky Ljp86 serial_thrilla Callums_Guns Strigoi PhenomenalV1 thewizardmelon por_please_ya damicky Bonz ClarkeM HARPSichord Grand Uncle Horace KohPhi DenieD BLUEALLTHRU Pugsley Kilroy okeydoke7 Kennedy Parker AceAndy Mrs Turbo U2tigers Robertio fumbler Braklet Fleabane TJohn haydo

Might use this for my campaign launch. Nice work.

 

[nahnah]

Mrs T filed for divorce about 2 minutes into recording I heard

 

[spudmaster]

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I need a therapist

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I need a therapist

Please lay down and tell me what's going on

 

[spudmaster]

I need a therapist

Wait 'til you hear the B-side track!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Please lay down and tell me what's going on

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I think it would be a conflict of interest. Kind of like complaining about a therapist to the therapist.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Wait 'til you hear the B-side track!

My ears are still ringing from this one. Give me a few months to recover.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

My ears are still ringing from this one. Give me a few months to recover.

I heard you may never get your hearing back.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You may all mock me,
but the greater public love me

 

[fumbler]

 

[Callums_Guns]

Mrs T filed for divorce about 2 minutes into recording I heard

Will Mrs T disown her daughter after todays efforts or will Tigerturbulance do a duet this weekend during the OOB’s Bye to kick off S38

 

[Pugsley]

Will Mrs T disown her daughter after todays efforts or will Tigerturbulance do a duet this weekend during the OOB’s Bye to kick off S38

Now this is an old thread I endorse. Turbos voice not so much.

 

[Pugsley]

Come on Turbo, you gave it a go, we still love you but think of the hamsters.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Come on Turbo, you gave it a go, we still love you but think of the hamsters.

With a OOB’s bye to start the season which Club wants MOTR so he can sing the national anthem to start their season

 

[myblueroan]

Will Mrs T disown her daughter after todays efforts or will Tigerturbulance do a duet this weekend during the OOB’s Bye to kick off S38

 

[myblueroan]

With a OOB’s bye to start the season which Club wants MOTR so he can sing the national anthem to start their season

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[Pugsley]

 

[Pamcake1]

Excrutiatingly awful.....this Qooty recruitment video from Turbo...should do the trick .

 

[Pugsley]

Excrutiatingly awful.....this Qooty recruitment video from Turbo...should do the trick .

That's a Dragons recruitment video.

 

[Pamcake1]

That's a Dragons recruitment video.

Fire sale on Dragons memberships?
Anything left of the merch?
I really wanted one of those 'season 38' asbestos shirts, so much nicer than the hair shirts in that awful green colour they had last season.