Traded #12: Stewart Crameri - Traded to Footscray for pick 26

[Coldacre]

What Stewie needs is a silly haircut or other standout physical feature. Pasty & #2 mousy brown hair ain't doing it for him.

also, his parent's should have given him an utterly ridiculous name. like Cyril or Steele

 

[Burzum]

Cyril isn't really all that ridiculous.

 

[Coldacre]

Cyril isn't really all that ridiculous.

my apologies if that's your name

 

[kfc1]

Cyril was a normal boys' name about 80-100 years ago. Should've called him Sharrod.

 

[Burzum]

my apologies if that's your name

lol, it's not but it used to be a popular name like kfc1 said.

 

[Kong]

And in the 1920's, he would've been married to Mavis.

 

[Burzum]

my name's mavis

 

[Coldacre]

Cyril Mavis. oh well...... it wasn't your choice

 

[Doss]

Cyril was a normal boys' name about 80-100 years ago. Should've called him Sharrod.

Sharrod actually sounds like an amalgamation of Jaryd and Sharon. It probably isn't his parents' names, but it'd be funny if it was.

 

[monty1104]

Happy 24th to the Cram-Dog!

 

[Squeaky]

Essendon's GF sprint participant.
Watch the hammies Stewie!

 

[Rack Watts]

WOahhhh! Hell yes, he'll be hard to beat.

 

[bombermick]

Much of a 100m runner? Surely a 400 specialist?

 

[Rack Watts]

Much of a 100m runner? Surely a 400 specialist?

Just make him bounce the ball, and throw McPharlin in the sprint.

 

[daz17]

All the best Stewie!!
Hopefully Dalgleish can run next year.

 

[FlyingV]

$50 on stewie ripping a hammy.

 

[FedEXFalls]

Haha oh god I wouldn't know wether to cry or laugh.

 

[ghostdog]

$50 on stewie ripping a hammy.

First thing I thought when I read the thread title was 'twang!'

 

[Howard Moon]

who do you reckon our 3 fastest players are?

 

[ghostdog]

Just make him bounce the ball, and throw McPharlin in the sprint.

That's awesome. Lewis Jetta's got nothin'... much. Really.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Haha oh god I wouldn't know wether to cry or laugh.

Would expect Peter Lazer to come in with some "What better way to celebrate the season that was" gold.

 

[Rack Watts]

who do you reckon our 3 fastest players are?

Over 100?
Ryder, Crameri and Dempsey.

 

[Howard Moon]

Over 100?
Ryder, Crameri and Dempsey.

reckon froggy cant stay that far?

 

[Rack Watts]

reckon froggy cant stay that far?

Froggy's top speed isn't as high as those 3, but his acceleration is nuts. He'd be fast over 20m.

 

[Essendonia]

C'mon Cram.