Mod. Notice 2017 Toots Hibbert Medal (Bay 13 MVP) - We Have a winner!!!

[ChappyUK]

Time for some embarrassing shitfighters.

In equal 25th with 5 votes each...

That's right, a Clangermakers signed guernsey

Brain Power - Quieter year as his focus shifted from posting to smuggling baby formula to China. Still consistently appeared on the Flogcast and provided many jars of goo over moral Rising Star winner Ryan Burton.

Chappyuk - Only eligible for the 2nd half of the year due to modship, but did manage to still poll a few votes thanks to efforts like this underrated thread, and this one which trolled his own club in the OP, and caught a shitfish by post #2.

Stronzo - Polled all his votes in the first half of the year, trolling all comers (unsurprisingly West Coast were a favourite target), though perhaps his most notable effort came trolling an ex-Docker and the club who recruited him.

and

Lethality - A theme that will become apparent during this count is that without a dominant Oogac or Benwah hogging all the votes, accumulating many threads was a pretty solid way to poll this year, and Hodgepodge was no exception. What separates him from some of the flogs we'll see later though, is that he went at an efficiency much like Patrick Dangerfield's, so whilst there were some legitimate gems from him this year, I don't have all day to look for them amongst all the AFL-X and gambling threads.

Yay me.

 

[William Wonka]

******* hell you actually believe I want to be an internet forum moderator

Everyone wants what they cant have.

 

[Stronzo]

I noticed a trend where ex-Bay13 mods seem to have trouble rising above mediocrity as posters afterwards. Mofra & Shawt are two exceptions but the rest are often shadows of their former selves.

Better to stand in the shadow of greatness, than in the lingering stench of shit.

 

[RelaxMax]

Pull all of the legs

 

[Benwah83]

I've got the green jacket prepared and ready to hand over to this year's winner.

I considered taking it to the dry cleaners to get all the dubious body fluid stains removed. However I figure that leaving the stains means this year's winner get to carry a bit of each of the previous year's winners with them. Wouldn't want to destroy history...

 

[Art Corvelay]

******* hell you actually believe I want to be an internet forum moderator

 

[Wosh]

******* hell you actually believe I want to be an internet forum moderator

F***** lol

 

[Packedlunch]

I've got the green jacket prepared and ready to hand over to this year's winner.

I considered taking it to the dry cleaners to get all the dubious body fluid stains removed. However I figure that leaving the stains means this year's winner get to carry a bit of each of the previous year's winners with them. Wouldn't want to destroy history...

Future generations will be able to clone the entire population of the bay if they get a hold of that jacket!

 

[Wosh]

Future generations will be able to clone the entire population of the bay if they get a hold of that jacket!

Imagine us all swimming around in the gene pool with Benwahs little DNA’s
What a Bay it would be!

 

[Starburns_]

We now get into double figure votes with our final threesome of the count.

With 10 votes each in equal 14th place...



captain blood 17 - Winners are grinners, and CB17 was enjoying it well before Grand Final day. Had a consistent year in all aspects of the Bay, though saved some of his best work for trolling Geelong flogs, Adelaide, as well as Hawk and Pufferfish supporters. Has weird taste in chocolate but.

Plugger35 - Kicked off 2017 the way he ended 2016, though still found plenty of time to ignore the #eternalfriendship and goo over St Kilda the only way he knows how. Was as always a prolific poster across the Bay as a whole, though produced some quality threads focused on (you guessed it) cheating & favouritism, lookalikes, bad comedians, and sexual harrassment.

and

Wooshette - Returned to being a Bay 13 regular this year and her work across the live chat threads in particular was quality, though really she found a way to appear just about everywhere (including the Flogcast). No threads started makes it hard to pinpoint a specific highlight, but like Matt Priddis, she was everywhere, racking up posts.

 

[Starburns_]

Future generations will be able to clone the entire population of the bay if they get a hold of that jacket!

I feel a Jurassic Park-esque shoop is in order...

 

[A Cut Above]

Future generations will be able to clone the entire population of the bay if they get a hold of that jacket!

 

[RedVest4]

First Lethality now Plugger35 robbed of top 10 finishes.

Confirmed stalwart trollers of the Bay.

 

[craffles]

#vesty2Craffles

 

[Bender_]

I've got the green jacket prepared and ready to hand over to this year's winner.

I considered taking it to the dry cleaners to get all the dubious body fluid stains removed. However I figure that leaving the stains means this year's winner get to carry a bit of each of the previous year's winners with them. Wouldn't want to destroy history...

Put that thing under a black light and you could sell it as a Jackson Pollock.

 

[A Cut Above]

Put that thing under a black light and you could sell it as a Jackson Pollock.

Perhaps we should speculate on which previous Toots winner contributed the most 'paint' to the canvas

 

[blue gunslinger]

You won the blow job giving comp 5 years in a row.

when it comes to comedy you always made a very good garbo!

 

[captain blood 17]

We now get into double figure votes with our final threesome of the count.

With 10 votes each in equal 14th place...

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captain blood 17 - Winners are grinners, and CB17 was enjoying it well before Grand Final day. Had a consistent year in all aspects of the Bay, though saved some of his best work for trolling Geelong flogs, Adelaide, as well as Hawk and Pufferfish supporters. Has weird taste in chocolate but.

Plugger35 - Kicked off 2017 the way he ended 2016, though still found plenty of time to ignore the #eternalfriendship and goo over St Kilda the only way he knows how. Was as always a prolific poster across the Bay as a whole, though produced some quality threads focused on (you guessed it) cheating & favouritism, lookalikes, bad comedians, and sexual harrassment.

and

Wooshette - Returned to being a Bay 13 regular this year and her work across the live chat threads in particular was quality, though really she found a way to appear just about everywhere (including the Flogcast). No threads started makes it hard to pinpoint a specific highlight, but like Matt Priddis, she was everywhere, racking up posts.

If I don't finish 9th I will damn you all to hell for eternity. It's my destiny.

 

[Wosh]

We now get into double figure votes with our final threesome of the count.

With 10 votes each in equal 14th place...

View attachment 448186

captain blood 17 - Winners are grinners, and CB17 was enjoying it well before Grand Final day. Had a consistent year in all aspects of the Bay, though saved some of his best work for trolling Geelong flogs, Adelaide, as well as Hawk and Pufferfish supporters. Has weird taste in chocolate but.

Plugger35 - Kicked off 2017 the way he ended 2016, though still found plenty of time to ignore the #eternalfriendship and goo over St Kilda the only way he knows how. Was as always a prolific poster across the Bay as a whole, though produced some quality threads focused on (you guessed it) cheating & favouritism, lookalikes, bad comedians, and sexual harrassment.

and

Wooshette - Returned to being a Bay 13 regular this year and her work across the live chat threads in particular was quality, though really she found a way to appear just about everywhere (including the Flogcast). No threads started makes it hard to pinpoint a specific highlight, but like Matt Priddis, she was everywhere, racking up posts.

Haha Priddis, I'll take that

 

[chelseacarlton]

Time now for some 'live chat' legends.

In equal 17th with 9 votes each...

Smeg Head - Had a very consistent year all across the Bay whether it was starting his own threads or being active in the match threads. Thought a bit outside the box with some of his best trolls focused on players, officials, and supporters, but by far the highlight of his year though was when he gave us a whole new premiership race to follow.

and

chelseacarlton - One of the most unique individuals on Bay 13 had a very consistent year, mostly through his, blunt witticisms and one-liners in other peoples threads or during live chats. Still found time though to make his own contributions, taking the piss out of Geelong flogs, as well as ignoring the outrage of his fellow Carlton supporters to give us this clever effort.

Fanks guys and gals,this prize sure as hell beats my families efforts for me in the christmyth presents stakes!
This is going straight to the pool room,or as missus cc likes to call it,the pleasure torture room,pool cues and balls come in handy for all sorts!
Cheers cc

 

[Jazny]

I think Starburns should do the top 10 countdown tonight in the hour before New Years, and right as the clock strikes midnight in whatever timezone Fyfie posts in, he release the winner!

 

[craffles]

I think Starburns should do the top 10 countdown tonight in the hour before New Years, and right as the clock strikes midnight in whatever timezone Fyfie posts in, he release the winner!

Good call

 

[A Cut Above]

I think Starburns should do the top 10 countdown tonight in the hour before New Years, and right as the clock strikes midnight in whatever timezone Fyfie posts in, he release the winner!

Live TV Special ala draft night with Bruce creepily interviewing each of the top 10 posters.

 

[Mofra]

That's the best video I've seen for months, including my home made tapes of drunken drug-fuelled orgy pr0n.

 

[Jazny]

I like Alex Jones